Long sms: chalo ek itwaar purana manata jaye

चलो एक इतवार पुराना मनाया जाए,
गुज़रे बचपन को फिर से बुलाया जाए।

महाभारत का "समय" और मोगली का "जंगल",
"ये जो है ज़िन्दगी" का वही "खट्टा-मीठा' सफ़र ।

"नीम के पेड़" की छाँव में भागते "विक्रम-बेताल",
'सुरभी" से खिलती सुबह और 'चित्रहार" कमाल।

क्रूर सिंह की "यक्कू" से कांपती 'चन्द्रकान्ता',
"पोटली बाबा की" और "चाणक्य" की दक्षता।

"ज़बान संभाल' के जाना ज़रा "नुक्कड़" पर,
"स्पेस सिटी सिग्मा" की है तुम पर नज़र।

सबकी सीडी-यों को एक-एक कर चलाया जाए
चलो एक इतवार पुराना मनाया जाय।

नंदन, चम्पक, बिल्लू, पिंकी, चंदामामा,
नागराज, पराग और चाचा चौधरी का हंगामा।

कम्पुटर नहीं, कम्पुटर से तेज़ दिमाग को देखा था,
हमने बचपन में साबू से कमाल को देखा था।

जिसे जो कुछ मिले वो सब ले आना,
कुछ पलों के लिए बचपन से क्या शर्माना।

देखते ही सबकी बाछें खिल जायेंगीं,
किताबों की वो अदला बदली याद बड़ी आएगी।

देखना कि कुछ भी छूटने ना पाए।
चलो एक इतवार पुराना मनायाजाय।
चलो एक इतवार पुराना मनाया जाय।

Naughty sms: A naked lady gets into a taxi.

A naked lady gets into a taxi.
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Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly.
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Lady- Havn't u ever seen a naked women?
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Driver- No madam, I'm just wondering where have U kept the money 2 pay me!
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Moral:
Concentrate on ur work no matter what happens..
Be professional !

Naughty sms: absolutely rocking caliber stuff T-shirt quote of a sexy girl.. .

absolutely rocking caliber stuff T-shirt quote of a sexy girl..
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"F_CK or S_CK
it needs "U".." :P

Naughty sms: Managing Director during inspection

Managing Director during inspection to office visit asks a Manager "yes smarty. What do you do?"

Manager (calmly): "Sir, I'm the Sexual Advisor to the VP"

Pin drop silence ensues, photographer stopped taking pictures, all others stopped working and started looking around . The MD looks with glaring eyes at the VP...

VP (cursing the Manager), speaks with the pent up energy "explain your last remark Manager" .

Manager (looking at MD): "Actually sir, whenever I say something, the VP says - WHEN I NEED YOUR 'FUCKING ADVICE', I'LL ASK FOR IT"

Funny pj: there was a couple who had

There was a couple who had thier relationship since 5 years.

They loved eacvh other a lot. The girl was beautiful and the boy was faithful.

One day, the girl came to the boy and showed her new pink eye lenses.

Withing a moment the boy fainted and fell on the floor.

The girl rushed him to the hospital. Special team of doctors started operating the boy. After waiting for 37 hours, the girl met the doctor. The doctor said,

"We have found alcohol in your friend's heart."

The girl got shocked and said, "But he never ever had a drink in his life, how can this be possible?"

Doctor, "Even we are going to research on it. You go to your home now, you can visit him tomorrow."

The girl hired a taxi and started thinking about the incident. Then suddenly she heard the song playing in the taxi:

Gulabi aanken jo teri dekhi,
Sharabi yeh dil ho gaya.

Kya hai na whatsapp free hai, toh logo ko kuch bhi bhejo bohot interest se padhte hai 😄
Send it to your friends and unko bhi pareshan karo
enjoyyyyy😄😄😄

Husband wife sms: Divided by ego, United by gossips!

"Divided by ego,
United by gossips!"
-Women

"Divided by women,
United by Liquor!"
- Men
Cheers 🍷

Gujju joke: Hansa: praful tournament matlab??

✅ Hansa: praful
tournament matlab??

Praful: tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai...

Bapuji: abey praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.👺

Praful: bapuji ohh bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament....😏

Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata...😝👍😀🔫⚡😜😄🙏 😝😉☺😊.

Gujju joke: hansa : prafool

Hansa: Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?
Praful: Hansaaaaaa samundra k najdik rehte hai wo (sea+near)
= Senior
&
Jo Zoo k najdik rehte hai wo (Zoo+near) = Junior 😊😷😳😎
Hansa n Praful r back!!

Bollywood humor: It can happen only in Indian Movies

This one is awesome..
It can happen only in Indian Movies

Baghban:Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!

u all may know that.............

Now for cricket fans..........to enhance their movie cricket rules........

Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.

Amar Akbar Anthony :Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person.

It can happen because that scene was very emotional...........???????

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

No comment ...............Indian movies???????

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways.................

International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka khiladi

ra one : when sharukh khan dies, being a south indian he was given a christian funeral but later we see kareena kapoor uske asthiyo ko paani me baha deti hai, this was a big mistake no one noticed..

In Krish , Priety got pregnant when Hrithik was not with her in 2 years.

dhoom 2. . abhishek bachan jumps off the cliff. . straight on the shoulders of hrithik on a parachute .""

N last one is an epic "Sholay" where (now) jaya bachchan lights a lantern in the beginning as there is no electricity in the village..andDharmendra is on a water tank to commit suicide.

Paani ki tanki me bina electriicity ke paani upar kya Thakur chadhata tha?????? 👌😂😂😂😝😝

Flirty sms: Dear Love Guru

Dear Love Guru,

There is this girl I love so much but I still don't know why she won't talk to me anymore. It started like this:

She posted on Facebook: "All men are dogs!"

I commented: "Which breed is your father?"

That's how the problem started. Please did I ask the wrong question?

Sincerely confused.

Motivational sms: A psychology professor

A psychology professor asked his students just one question for their final exams:

How are you going to make me believe that the chair in front of you is invisible?

It took all students an hour to finish the answer, excpt a lazy student who took only 5 seconds.

Eventually, the lazy student got the highest score. His answer was:

"WHICH CHAIR???"

life is simple. Keep it simple...😊