Naughty sms: Managing Director during inspection

Managing Director during inspection to office visit asks a Manager "yes smarty. What do you do?"

Manager (calmly): "Sir, I'm the Sexual Advisor to the VP"

Pin drop silence ensues, photographer stopped taking pictures, all others stopped working and started looking around . The MD looks with glaring eyes at the VP...

VP (cursing the Manager), speaks with the pent up energy "explain your last remark Manager" .

Manager (looking at MD): "Actually sir, whenever I say something, the VP says - WHEN I NEED YOUR 'FUCKING ADVICE', I'LL ASK FOR IT"