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Sunday, January 19, 2014

School sms: Teacher: Happy New Year bachchon! Aaj

Teacher: Happy New Year bachchon! Aaj se start ho raha hai. Is naye saal pe kasam khao ki kabhi bhi sharaab aur cigarette nahin piyoge, drugs nahin loge, non veg nahin khaoge.

Bachche: Theek hai sir, hum sharaab, cigarette, drugs, non veg ko chuenge tak nahin.

Teacher: Kabhi ladkiyaan nahin chedoge.

Bachche: Nahin chedenge sir.

Teacher: Kabhi jua nahin kheloge.

Bachche: Nahin khelenge sir.

Teacher: Desh ke liye apni jaan tak bhi de denge.

Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka karna bhi kya hai.

Naughty One spelling mistake can cost like hell

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☝One spelling mistake can cost like hell 😄!
Husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forget to add an "e" on the last word.
He wrote "Hi darling I'm experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her
😉😉

Friday, January 17, 2014

JETHALAL Special:AHMEDABAD Ki 🌞DHOOP se SKIN Meri ♨Jali..

👏👏👏👏😂😂😂
👨JETHALAL Special:

AHMEDABAD Ki 🌞DHOOP se SKIN Meri ♨Jali..

AHMEDABAD Ki 🌅DHOOP se SKIN Meri ♨Jali..
👨JETHALAL Says,"👱MEHTA SAHEB.."
Chura ke 💗DIL Mera,
👸BABITA Chali..

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👨JETHALAL-Agar Meri 💏SHADI Meri 😍MARJI se hoti..
Wah Wah….
Aagr Meri 💑SHADI Meri 😍MARJI se hoti..
To 👦TAPUDA,Teri MUMMY 👩DAYA nahi..
👸BABITA hoti..

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Har 🗻SHAAM Suhani Nahi Hoti..
Har 😍CHAHAT ke Pichhe 📝KAHANI nahi Hoti..
Kuch To ASAR Zarur Hoga 💚MAHOBBAT❤ Me..
Warna Gori 👸BABITA Kale 👺AIYER ki DIWANI nahi hoti
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📝EXAM ke ⏰TIME pe 💤NIND Acchi Aati hain..Wah Wah..
📝EXAM ke ⌚TIME pe 😴NIND Acchi Aati hain..👨JETHALAL ke 🚪DUKAN Jane ke ⏰TIME par hi..
👸BABITA Niche kyun Aati hain.?
👏👏👏👏😂😂😆😆

Husband wife sms: How BEDROOM smells

How BEDROOM smells
After
MARRIAGE: 1st 3 yrs---
perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..
💐🌹💝🍫🍇🍓🎂
After 3 yrs---
Baby powder,Johnsons Cream and Lotions,Baby oils..
👪
After 15 yrs---
Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..
😡😠😴
After 40 yrs---
Agarbatti...
😪😂
Four stages of marriage:
😄Mad for each other,
😍 Made for each other,
😘 Mad at each other
😬 Mad because of each other
What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

😜😜😝😝😜😜😝😝

Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

- Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

- Shakespear's Wife

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

Arz kiya hai..

Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge,

wah wah wah

Jaldbazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge..

Soch samaj ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhad loge..!!

😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁

Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu

Awesome reply :

Husband : Are pagli,,
Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!!
😜

Dont laugh alone pass it on....👹

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Knock knock..who is this?

👵:-knock knock, Movers n Packers?
👨:- Who is this?
👵:- Sheila Dixit..😜😜😜😜

Husband wife sms: arz liya hai...

Arz kiya hai...

Beiezzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai...

Gaur farmaiyega...

Beiezati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai....

Achchhi tbhi lagti h jb dusre ki
hoti h...
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Rajnikanth sms : All new series of Rajnikanth:

Gd mrng
All new series of Rajnikanth:

Rajnikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!
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Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!
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Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!
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Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!
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Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!
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Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
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Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
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Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
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Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But
guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer
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BAAP OF ALL JOKES.

Little boy: "Rajni uncle, how effective were you as a monitor in school?"

RAJNIKANT: "Once I ordered a boy to keep quiet in class. Today he is the Prime minister of India".

Motivational A group of friends visited their old university professor

Worth reading ☺☺

A group of friends visited their old university professor. Conversation soon turned to complaints about 'STRESS' & 'TENSION' in life.
Professor offered them coffee &
returned from kitchen with coffee in different kinds of cups (glass cups, crystal cups, shining ones, some plain looking, some ordinary n some expensive ones.)

When all of them had a cup in hand, the professor said:
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"If YOU noticed, all the nice looking & expensive cups are taken up, leaving behind the ordinary ones. Everyone of YOU wanted the best CUPS, & that is the source of YOUR STRESS & TENSION.
What YOU really wanted was "Coffee", not the "Cup",
but YOU still went for the best Cup.
If life is Coffee,
then Jobs, Money, Status & Love. . . .etc are the Cups.

They are just tools to hold and contain life.

Don't let the CUPS drive YOU.
Enjoy the COFFEE.. :)
☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕

Pappu n papa: Once a papa beats 👋👋up his son pappu a

Once a papa beats 👋👋up his son pappu and when pappu starts crying 😭he says sorry.

Pappu says - "Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?"

papa says- "Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook wale gyaan apne baap ko mat dena"®😊😊☝