Husband wife sms: How BEDROOM smells

How BEDROOM smells
After
MARRIAGE: 1st 3 yrs---
perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..
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After 3 yrs---
Baby powder,Johnsons Cream and Lotions,Baby oils..
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After 15 yrs---
Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..
😡😠😴
After 40 yrs---
Agarbatti...
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Four stages of marriage:
😄Mad for each other,
😍 Made for each other,
😘 Mad at each other
😬 Mad because of each other
What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

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Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

- Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

- Shakespear's Wife

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Arz kiya hai..

Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge,

wah wah wah

Jaldbazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge..

Soch samaj ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhad loge..!!

😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁

Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu

Awesome reply :

Husband : Are pagli,,
Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!!
😜

Dont laugh alone pass it on....👹