Alok Nath ke baad abb Om Puri ke baari.. .. ..!
What does Om Puri's mother say when he's getting late for school?
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Hurry Om🏃💨!
Om Puri was kidnapped by Taliban! Government launched a Mission to save him! Mission ka naam kya hoga?
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Save Puri🍝!
Now Don't kill me for this one.. .. ..!
One day Om Puri came late to school, all the boy's said.. .. ..!
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"Omlet Aaya🍳, Omlet Aaya🍳!"
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Naughty sms: Gf pings bf on chat:
Gf pings bf on chat: call kr bc balance khtm ho gya h
It took 15 minutes for boy to understand bc means BeCause !!
😂😂😂😂
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KAMINE DOST:
A broken lover's emotional status on Facebook:
"I want her Back...!"
Friend's Comment:
"Even I agree.....her front is not worth....!"
It took 15 minutes for boy to understand bc means BeCause !!
😂😂😂😂
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KAMINE DOST:
A broken lover's emotional status on Facebook:
"I want her Back...!"
Friend's Comment:
"Even I agree.....her front is not worth....!"
Naughty sms: Million Dollar Truth :
Million Dollar Truth :
If Saturday And Sunday Don't Excite You, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn't Motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!!😉
If Saturday And Sunday Don't Excite You, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn't Motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!!😉
Funny qoute: The best advertisement line against Pizza, P
The best advertisement line against Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries n all junk fud:-
"Few moments on Lips, Forever on Hips!!"
😄😜😝😂
A good medical QUOTE:-
Obesity is not because it runs in the family!!!!!😄
It is because,
no one runs in the family!!!!!😄
"Few moments on Lips, Forever on Hips!!"
😄😜😝😂
A good medical QUOTE:-
Obesity is not because it runs in the family!!!!!😄
It is because,
no one runs in the family!!!!!😄
School sms: Teacher: Happy New Year bachchon! Aaj
Teacher: Happy New Year bachchon! Aaj se start ho raha hai. Is naye saal pe kasam khao ki kabhi bhi sharaab aur cigarette nahin piyoge, drugs nahin loge, non veg nahin khaoge.
Bachche: Theek hai sir, hum sharaab, cigarette, drugs, non veg ko chuenge tak nahin.
Teacher: Kabhi ladkiyaan nahin chedoge.
Bachche: Nahin chedenge sir.
Teacher: Kabhi jua nahin kheloge.
Bachche: Nahin khelenge sir.
Teacher: Desh ke liye apni jaan tak bhi de denge.
Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka karna bhi kya hai.
Bachche: Theek hai sir, hum sharaab, cigarette, drugs, non veg ko chuenge tak nahin.
Teacher: Kabhi ladkiyaan nahin chedoge.
Bachche: Nahin chedenge sir.
Teacher: Kabhi jua nahin kheloge.
Bachche: Nahin khelenge sir.
Teacher: Desh ke liye apni jaan tak bhi de denge.
Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka karna bhi kya hai.
Naughty One spelling mistake can cost like hell
☺
☝One spelling mistake can cost like hell 😄!
Husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forget to add an "e" on the last word.
He wrote "Hi darling I'm experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her
😉😉
☝One spelling mistake can cost like hell 😄!
Husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forget to add an "e" on the last word.
He wrote "Hi darling I'm experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her
😉😉
Friday, January 17, 2014
JETHALAL Special:AHMEDABAD Ki 🌞DHOOP se SKIN Meri ♨Jali..
👏👏👏👏😂😂😂
👨JETHALAL Special:
AHMEDABAD Ki 🌞DHOOP se SKIN Meri ♨Jali..
AHMEDABAD Ki 🌅DHOOP se SKIN Meri ♨Jali..
👨JETHALAL Says,"👱MEHTA SAHEB.."
Chura ke 💗DIL Mera,
👸BABITA Chali..
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👨JETHALAL-Agar Meri 💏SHADI Meri 😍MARJI se hoti..
Wah Wah….
Aagr Meri 💑SHADI Meri 😍MARJI se hoti..
To 👦TAPUDA,Teri MUMMY 👩DAYA nahi..
👸BABITA hoti..
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Har 🗻SHAAM Suhani Nahi Hoti..
Har 😍CHAHAT ke Pichhe 📝KAHANI nahi Hoti..
Kuch To ASAR Zarur Hoga 💚MAHOBBAT❤ Me..
Warna Gori 👸BABITA Kale 👺AIYER ki DIWANI nahi hoti
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📝EXAM ke ⏰TIME pe 💤NIND Acchi Aati hain..Wah Wah..
📝EXAM ke ⌚TIME pe 😴NIND Acchi Aati hain..👨JETHALAL ke 🚪DUKAN Jane ke ⏰TIME par hi..
👸BABITA Niche kyun Aati hain.?
👏👏👏👏😂😂😆😆
👨JETHALAL Special:
AHMEDABAD Ki 🌞DHOOP se SKIN Meri ♨Jali..
AHMEDABAD Ki 🌅DHOOP se SKIN Meri ♨Jali..
👨JETHALAL Says,"👱MEHTA SAHEB.."
Chura ke 💗DIL Mera,
👸BABITA Chali..
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👨JETHALAL-Agar Meri 💏SHADI Meri 😍MARJI se hoti..
Wah Wah….
Aagr Meri 💑SHADI Meri 😍MARJI se hoti..
To 👦TAPUDA,Teri MUMMY 👩DAYA nahi..
👸BABITA hoti..
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Har 🗻SHAAM Suhani Nahi Hoti..
Har 😍CHAHAT ke Pichhe 📝KAHANI nahi Hoti..
Kuch To ASAR Zarur Hoga 💚MAHOBBAT❤ Me..
Warna Gori 👸BABITA Kale 👺AIYER ki DIWANI nahi hoti
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📝EXAM ke ⏰TIME pe 💤NIND Acchi Aati hain..Wah Wah..
📝EXAM ke ⌚TIME pe 😴NIND Acchi Aati hain..👨JETHALAL ke 🚪DUKAN Jane ke ⏰TIME par hi..
👸BABITA Niche kyun Aati hain.?
👏👏👏👏😂😂😆😆
Husband wife sms: How BEDROOM smells
How BEDROOM smells
After
MARRIAGE: 1st 3 yrs---
perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..
💐🌹💝🍫🍇🍓🎂
After 3 yrs---
Baby powder,Johnsons Cream and Lotions,Baby oils..
👪
After 15 yrs---
Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..
😡😠😴
After 40 yrs---
Agarbatti...
😪😂
Four stages of marriage:
😄Mad for each other,
😍 Made for each other,
😘 Mad at each other
😬 Mad because of each other
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
😜😜😝😝😜😜😝😝
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
- Shakespear's Wife
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
Arz kiya hai..
Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge,
wah wah wah
Jaldbazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge..
Soch samaj ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhad loge..!!
😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁
Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu
Awesome reply :
Husband : Are pagli,,
Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!!
😜
Dont laugh alone pass it on....👹
After
MARRIAGE: 1st 3 yrs---
perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..
💐🌹💝🍫🍇🍓🎂
After 3 yrs---
Baby powder,Johnsons Cream and Lotions,Baby oils..
👪
After 15 yrs---
Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..
😡😠😴
After 40 yrs---
Agarbatti...
😪😂
Four stages of marriage:
😄Mad for each other,
😍 Made for each other,
😘 Mad at each other
😬 Mad because of each other
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
😜😜😝😝😜😜😝😝
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
- Shakespear's Wife
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
Arz kiya hai..
Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge,
wah wah wah
Jaldbazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge..
Soch samaj ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhad loge..!!
😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁
Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu
Awesome reply :
Husband : Are pagli,,
Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!!
😜
Dont laugh alone pass it on....👹
Monday, December 30, 2013
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Husband wife sms: arz liya hai...
Arz kiya hai...
Beiezzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai...
Gaur farmaiyega...
Beiezati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai....
Achchhi tbhi lagti h jb dusre ki
hoti h...
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Beiezzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai...
Gaur farmaiyega...
Beiezati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai....
Achchhi tbhi lagti h jb dusre ki
hoti h...
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
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