Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla.

Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla.

Jamadar bola : 20 rs.

Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha
CYBER CAFE main nahi..!
😊😀😃😄😁

Santa banta sms:

☺😊😀😃😄😁

Doctor To Santa:
Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi
Hai..
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Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya
Phir Aansu Ponchte
Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ??
😨😳😁😁😀😃😄

Teacher To Santa-

Teacher To Santa-
Isko Hindi mei translate karo
She is kidding
Santa hasne lga or table par hi
gir gya or bola.
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.itna asan

WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI

Santa to Banta:

Santa to Banta:
Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo
seedha teri
bhabi ke dil per lage .
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Banta: Goli mar de
🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Sardar sms: Sardar ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata

Utimate Hit!!

Sardar ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha
hain?
Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
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"Vidhwa Aurat....😜😃😝

Husband wife sms: Santa: My wife died yesterday..Im trying to cry but tears

😎... Santa: My wife died yesterday..Im trying to cry but tears are not coming, what to do?
Banta: Imagine she is Back...


😎Ladki ko ladka dekhne aya
Thodi der chup bethne k bad bola: English handle kar leti ho?
Ladki (sharmate hue): namkeen sath ho to desi bhi handle kar leti hu.🍺🍻


😎Bahen ki vidai per chota bhai bola:
Papa! Didi ro rahi Hain but
'JiJu to nahi ro rahay?
Papa:
Beta! Didi Gate tak royegi,
Jiju Qabar tak royga...😜
😆
The killer one...

Wife: Sunoji Ladka bahut paise udaane laga hai.😳 Jahan bhi chupati hoon, dhoondh leta hai😡
Husband: uski book me rakh de,😡 exam tak nahi dhundh payega.😳😜😉...take it easy

Sharabi sms: Teacher ne Gadhe ke samne 1 Daaru ki aur 1 Pani ki Balti rakhi,

Teacher ne Gadhe ke samne 1 Daaru ki aur 1 Pani ki Balti rakhi,

Gadha Pani pi gaya.

Teacher: Tumne iss se kya Sikha?

Student: Jo Daaru nahi pita Woh Gadha hota hai.
Cheers🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨❕❕

Quote on life sms: Old man has 8 hair on his head.

Old man has 8 hair on his head.
He went to Barber shop.
Barber in anger asked:
shall i cut or count ?
Old man smiled and said:
"Colour it!"
LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling😄
❕

Husband wife sms: मछली जल कि रानी है -:-

मछली जल कि रानी है -:-
इसका नया वर्जन ..

पत्नी घर की रानी है ,
करती अपनी मनमानी है ,
काम बताओ तो चिढ़ जाएगी ,
शौपिंग कराओ तो खिल जायेगी

😝😝😝

Informative sms: If you see the moon ..... You see the beauty of God .....

If you see the moon ..... You see the beauty of God ..... If you see the Sun ..... You see the power of God ..... And .... If you see the Mirror ..... You see the best Creation of GOD .... So Believe in YOURSELF..... :) :) :).
We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who
already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations
So!
Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...
Our aim in life should be
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0

🔹9-glass drinking water. 🍸🍹
🔹8-hrs sound sleep. 😴😴
🔹7-wonders tour with family. 👪
🔹6-six digit income.💰💰
🔹5-days work a week
🔹4-wheeler. 🚗
🔹3-bedroom flat 💒j
🔹2-cute children. 👫
🔹1-sweetheart. 🙋
🔹0-tension! 👍
Yhe jindgi na milegi dubara 😄😀😜😗😙😃😘
👍👌💯✅

send to all friends who are important to you...

👏💃💐🙏🌹

Sharabi sms: 10 REASONS WHY LIQUOR SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK

10 REASONS WHY LIQUOR SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK:

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It leads to more honest communications.

3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

5. It encourages car pooling.

6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

8. It makes fellow employees look better (Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder!)

9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are drunk....

Awesome...