Naughty sms: WIFE: JAANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa Rahi hai.

WIFE: JAANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa Rahi hai.

Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh Fruit Salad banake rakha hai.

Room freshner side table par hai, Nahanay Ka Soap With Lime Fragrance or Towel Bhi Rakha Hai.

Main Baccho Ko Leker Mummy Ke Yaha Jaa Rahi Hoon, Kal Sham Tak Aajaungi, Program Mein Koi Change Ho To Inform Kar Dena, mein Wahin aur Ruk Jaungi!


Isko kehete hai









MUNGERILAL ke haseen sapne!

Khatarnak insult..

Khatarnak insult..
GiRL to boy-
main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj??
Abhi beauty parlour se aayi hu..
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Boy- toh??
Bandh tha kya ?? 😁😜😂
😱😛

Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla.

Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla.

Jamadar bola : 20 rs.

Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha
CYBER CAFE main nahi..!
😊😀😃😄😁

Santa banta sms:

☺😊😀😃😄😁

Doctor To Santa:
Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi
Hai..
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Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya
Phir Aansu Ponchte
Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ??
😨😳😁😁😀😃😄

Teacher To Santa-

Teacher To Santa-
Isko Hindi mei translate karo
She is kidding
Santa hasne lga or table par hi
gir gya or bola.
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.itna asan

WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI

Santa to Banta:

Santa to Banta:
Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo
seedha teri
bhabi ke dil per lage .
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Banta: Goli mar de
🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Sardar sms: Sardar ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata

Utimate Hit!!

Sardar ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha
hain?
Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
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"Vidhwa Aurat....😜😃😝

Husband wife sms: Santa: My wife died yesterday..Im trying to cry but tears

😎... Santa: My wife died yesterday..Im trying to cry but tears are not coming, what to do?
Banta: Imagine she is Back...


😎Ladki ko ladka dekhne aya
Thodi der chup bethne k bad bola: English handle kar leti ho?
Ladki (sharmate hue): namkeen sath ho to desi bhi handle kar leti hu.🍺🍻


😎Bahen ki vidai per chota bhai bola:
Papa! Didi ro rahi Hain but
'JiJu to nahi ro rahay?
Papa:
Beta! Didi Gate tak royegi,
Jiju Qabar tak royga...😜
😆
The killer one...

Wife: Sunoji Ladka bahut paise udaane laga hai.😳 Jahan bhi chupati hoon, dhoondh leta hai😡
Husband: uski book me rakh de,😡 exam tak nahi dhundh payega.😳😜😉...take it easy

Sharabi sms: Teacher ne Gadhe ke samne 1 Daaru ki aur 1 Pani ki Balti rakhi,

Teacher ne Gadhe ke samne 1 Daaru ki aur 1 Pani ki Balti rakhi,

Gadha Pani pi gaya.

Teacher: Tumne iss se kya Sikha?

Student: Jo Daaru nahi pita Woh Gadha hota hai.
Cheers🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨❕❕

Quote on life sms: Old man has 8 hair on his head.

Old man has 8 hair on his head.
He went to Barber shop.
Barber in anger asked:
shall i cut or count ?
Old man smiled and said:
"Colour it!"
LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling😄
❕

Husband wife sms: मछली जल कि रानी है -:-

मछली जल कि रानी है -:-
इसका नया वर्जन ..

पत्नी घर की रानी है ,
करती अपनी मनमानी है ,
काम बताओ तो चिढ़ जाएगी ,
शौपिंग कराओ तो खिल जायेगी

😝😝😝