Delhi lok sabha election special..plz read

Shayri message: गुजर गया वो वक्त जब तेरी हसरत थी मुझे।

गुजर गया वो वक्त जब तेरी हसरत थी मुझे।
अब तू खुदा भी बन जाये तो भी तेरा सजदा ना करू..!!

Political humor:God decided that it was finally time to end the Wo

God decided that it was finally time to end the World, so he called together those whom he considered the Three Most Influential People in the World:
1. President of USA Barrack Obama,
2. Chinese President Xi Jinping, and
3. Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh

"The World will End soon now," God told them. "You must go and tell all the People."

Obama, made a Live Statement on National Television.
"I've Good News and BAD News" he said.
"The Good News is that we have been Right, there is a God. The Bad News is that He is Ending the World."

The second person, Xi Jinping sent out a Worldwide Message:
"I've Bad News and WORSE News," he said.
"The Bad News is that we have been Wrong all along - there is a God. The Worse News is that He is Ending the World."

The third person, Manmohan Singh immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and tells her:
"I've Good News and EVEN BETTER News. The Good News is that God thinks I'm one of the Three Most Influential Persons in the World. The Even Better News is that we do not have to Worry about how to Stop Narendra Modi from becoming PM, because God is Ending the World..."

😀 Don't Laugh alone

SUNNY'S latest topless pic in water.

SUNNY'S latest topless pic in water.

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SUNNY'S latest topless pic in water.
Exposing like never before on a bollywood movie set.

Adults only please...

Must see...!!!

Mandiro mei hindu देखे

Mandiro mei hindu देखे
मस्जिदो में मुसलमान,
शाम को जब मयखाने गया
तब जाकर दिखे इन्सान."

Drunk Santa Singh farts very loudly in a restauran

Drunk Santa Singh farts very loudly in a restaurant.
The man in the next table gets very angry and says,
"Excuse me, you have no decency. You farted before my wife"
Santa: "Sorry, I did not know it was her turn!"

Santa ko 26 JANUARY ko goli maar di gayi.

Santa ko 26 JANUARY ko goli maar di gayi.

Kyuki santa gaa raha tha
"ae mere vatan ke logo, zara aankh mein bhar lo pani...
jo shahid huye hai unki, ghar se utha lo janani".

🍻Asaram Bapu🍺dies:

🍻Asaram Bapu🍺dies:
His PA calls heaven to find out if he's reached.

A lady picks up phone.
"Hello, this is Virgin Mary speaking".

PA disconnects and calls again after 1 hour..

"Hello, this is Mary speaking".

PA (smiles): Thank God, Guruji has REACHED !! 😎

SUNNY LEONE comes in COMEDY NIGHTS WITH KAPIL and

SUNNY LEONE comes in COMEDY NIGHTS WITH KAPIL and 1 guy from the audience says:
"Ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun. Saari movies dekhi hai aapki. Aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hu"

And siddhu says: Guru,
Har pila fruit aam nhi hota...
Har sita ka pati ram nhi hota...
Thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha...
Kyunki ye vo step h jo khule aam nhi hota...
thoko thoko... taali😝😝😝😝

AAJ KI MATCH K BAD

AAJ KI MATCH K BAD

Now
I UNDERSTAND
WHY MODI IS CALLING
RAHUL GANDHI AS
YUVRAJ

Two minute silence for

Two minute silence for
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ROYAL CHALLENGER BANGLORE who bought Yuvraj Singh for 14CR.😂😂😂