🍻Asaram Bapu🍺dies:

🍻Asaram Bapu🍺dies:
His PA calls heaven to find out if he's reached.

A lady picks up phone.
"Hello, this is Virgin Mary speaking".

PA disconnects and calls again after 1 hour..

"Hello, this is Mary speaking".

PA (smiles): Thank God, Guruji has REACHED !! 😎