Husband texts to wife on cell."Hi, what r u doing

Husband texts to wife on cell."Hi, what r u doing Darling?"Wife: I'm dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair…"Husband: "Bloody English Language!"
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2. An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. "Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free."After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"
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3. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don't discuss ur problems,No TV serial, don't demand new clothes & gold jewels,Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.On the way home..Husband: What did the doctor say ?Wife:- No chance for u to survive.
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4. ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So MuchThat Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"
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5. Woman Buys A New SIM Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..
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6. Cool Message by a woman:Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"
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7. A kid was beaten by his mom.Dad came n asked - what happen son?Kid said-I can't adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.
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8. On an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..
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9. Throwing knives on wife's picture a husband, All were missing the target!Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"His honest reply, "MISSING U"
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10. When a married man says "I'll think about it",What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..
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11. Wife: Do you want dinner?Husband: Sure, what are my choices?Wife: Yes and no.
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12. What is the Difference between mother and wife? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Achhe din aane waale hain

Achhe din aane waale hain


Kyunki.......
















Summer vacations mein
Sabki bibiyan
Maayke jaane wali hain.
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Political humor: चुनावी मौसम स्पेशल...

✅ू चुनावी मौसम स्पेशल...



👉एक बार नरेन्द्र मोदी और राहुल गांधी रेगिस्तान में रास्ता भटक गए, दोनों भूखे प्यासे थे तभी सामने एक मस्जिद दिखाई
दी।

राहुल गांधी ने मोदी जी को कहा चलो मस्जिद में चलते हैं।

मै अपना नाम अहमद बोलूँगा और तुम रहमान बोलना तो वहाँ खाना पीना मिल जायेगा !

मोदी जी ने कहा :- नहीं, मैं अपना नाम नहीं बदलूँगा।मै एक हिन्दु हुँ और सदा हिन्दु ही रहुँगा।

दोनो मस्जिद में गए, मौलवी जी ने पूछा आप लोग कौन हैं .??

मोदी :- मै नरेन्द्र भाई मोदी हूँ।

राहुल गांधी :- मैं अहमद हूँ।

मौलवी जी ने कहा:-
नरेन्द्र भाई मोदी जी को पानी दिजिए और कुछ खाने को दीजिए

और

अहमद मियाँ रमजान मुबारक हो।


(पप्पु तो हमेशा, पप्पु ही रहेगा।)
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नया आया है मार्केट मे फॉरवर्ड करो सभी को... 👍👍👍

Political humor: This is the best joke on election I heard so far:

This is the best joke on election I heard so far:

हमारे एक कांग्रेस कार्यकर्ता मित्र का कहना है कि इस समय 'कांग्रेस' की हालत ऐसी है कि अगर 'नरेन्द्र मोदी' भी कांग्रेस से चुनाव लड़ें तो हार जायेंगे..!
😜

Maha pj:pankaj bought a lottery ticket

pankaj bought a lottery ticket
pankaj did not win
pankaj udaas
😛
Deepak was unsafe
Deepak built a safe
Deepak tijori
Diana did a movie
Diana didn't expose
Diana did not win fans
Ab chhote kapde Diana Penti
Juhi walks on street
A dog appears
Dog bites juhi
Kutryane juhi chavla
😛
Karan was poor
Karan wanted gold
Karan got gold
Karan johar
John tried to act
John tried to emote
John tried to dance
John Ab rehem
Kabir smoked cigar
Kabir got poor
Now kabir bedi
Rupen went to vegas
Rupen goes to a strip club
Splurges a lot of money on stripper
Stripper says rupen chum le
Gulshan grew underneath
Gulshan wanted to grow up
Gulshan grovar
Sameera went to a parlor
Sameera did her hair
Sameera did her makeup
Sameera Reddy😂
Dino was lifted up
Dino was carried to the sea
Dino was drowned
Dino moriya
Hrithik buys bulb
Hrithik puts bulb in socket
Hrithik switches bulb on
Hrithik Roshan💡
Deepika enters a room,
Deepika smells fart
Deepika is being watched by everyone
Deepika Padukone? 😜

Babbu Mann song on Kejriwal

 

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Ad Humor:- AAP party Tide AD humor

Kuch na hota.... Sarkar badlega .... :D

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😊😊😊😊 A man approaches a beautiful woman in a H

😊😊😊😊 A man approaches a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket:
"Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere"!

MERA BHARAT HAI MAHAAN

 

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Husband wife sms:जिंदगी के 8 हिस्से होते है...

जिंदगी के 8 हिस्से होते है...

1. पढाई

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📕
📗
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2. खेल

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🚴
⚾
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3. मौज मस्ती

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🎼
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4. प्यार

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5. शादी
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क्या ढूंड रहे हो...?

शादी होने के बाद खतम...!
सब कुछ खतम...!!
गेम ओव्हर... भाई...!!!

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विवाह वह खुब़सुरत जंगल हे जहॉ बहादूर शेरो का शिकार सुन्दर हिरणियॉ करती हे
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"समुन्दर से कह दो, अपनी
लहरों को समेट के रखे,
ज़िन्दगी में तूफान लाने के
लिए, घरवाली ही काफी है....!!"

Political humor: Prize winning message of the year-😄😜😉.

Prize winning message of the year-😄😜😉.
Santa in LPG Queue:

Cylinder ki Lambi line dekh Santa gusse me bola - Abhi Sonia aur Manmohan ko joote Mar ke aata Hu.

Kuchh der baad wo wapas line me laga.
Banta ne puchha: Jute marke aaya kya?
Santa bola: Waha isse bhi Lambi Line hai!! 😝😝