OneDay..Yamraja came to a Guy and said:

OneDay..Yamraja came to a Guy and said:

"Hey, today is your last day!"

Guy: "But i'm not ready!".

Yamraja said: "Well today your name is the first on my list...".

Guy:"Okay,then why don't you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we go?"

Yamraja:"All right.. ".

The Guy gave Yamraja some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
Yamraja finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!

The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!

When Yamraja woke up he said to the Guy:"Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.." !!! Moral:

Whatever is written in your Destiny ...
Will never change... no matter how much u try....
So, in Bhagwad geet- Shri Krishna Says:

"Tu karta woh hai
Jo tu chahata hai,

Par hota woh hai
jo mai chahata hu !

Tu kar woh jo mai Chahata hu ....
Fir hoga woh jo tu chahta hai....Jsk
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Interviewer: What is Recession?

Interviewer: What is Recession?

Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜





Best one

Accountancy fact:

What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But....
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
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Once A Keera🐜 saw a piece of Gurr,🍡

Once A Keera🐜 saw a piece of Gurr,🍡
He went to eat it,
ButOn the way he saw a keeri,🐜
He left the Gurr🍬 & went with keeri.
MORAL:*Gurr nalo ishq💞 mitha*;-😃😄😉😊


Another love story
Dog and mosquito were in love mosquito kissed d dog,dog became emotional gave a love bite,mosq died by rabise,dog died by dengu
Moral-intercast love is dangerous😜

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What is "GENERATION GAP"?

What is "GENERATION GAP"?

**Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)


**If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house, "sabki gayi hai naa, phir thik hai!" 😀😀😀


**Sense of Responsibility...

A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "Bhai wapas kaun dene aayega???"
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**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
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**Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita. Uska kya?
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Excellent message:

Excellent message:

A pregnant mother asked her daughter, "What do u want- a brother or a sister?"
Daughter: Brother
Mother: Like whom?
Daughter: Like RAVAN
Mother: What the hell are you saying? Are you out of your mind?
Daughter: Why not mom? He left all his royalship and
kingdom, all because his sister was disrespected.
Even after picking up his enemy's wife, he didn't ever touch her. Why wouldn't I want to have a brother like him?
What would I do with a brother like Ram who left his pregnant wife after listening to a "dhobi" though his wife always stood by his side like a shadow?
After giving "Agni Pareeksha" and suffering 14 years of exile, how can you live with the blot of having lived with "another man".
Mom, you being a wife & sister to someone, until when will you keep on asking for a "RAM" as your son???
Mother was in tears…
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ISHQ KEJRIWAL

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Husband texts to wife on cell."Hi, what r u doing

Husband texts to wife on cell."Hi, what r u doing Darling?"Wife: I'm dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair…"Husband: "Bloody English Language!"
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2. An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. "Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free."After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"
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3. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don't discuss ur problems,No TV serial, don't demand new clothes & gold jewels,Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.On the way home..Husband: What did the doctor say ?Wife:- No chance for u to survive.
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4. ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So MuchThat Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"
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5. Woman Buys A New SIM Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..
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6. Cool Message by a woman:Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"
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7. A kid was beaten by his mom.Dad came n asked - what happen son?Kid said-I can't adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.
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8. On an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..
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9. Throwing knives on wife's picture a husband, All were missing the target!Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"His honest reply, "MISSING U"
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10. When a married man says "I'll think about it",What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..
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11. Wife: Do you want dinner?Husband: Sure, what are my choices?Wife: Yes and no.
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12. What is the Difference between mother and wife? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Achhe din aane waale hain

Achhe din aane waale hain


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Summer vacations mein
Sabki bibiyan
Maayke jaane wali hain.
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Political humor: चुनावी मौसम स्पेशल...

✅ू चुनावी मौसम स्पेशल...



👉एक बार नरेन्द्र मोदी और राहुल गांधी रेगिस्तान में रास्ता भटक गए, दोनों भूखे प्यासे थे तभी सामने एक मस्जिद दिखाई
दी।

राहुल गांधी ने मोदी जी को कहा चलो मस्जिद में चलते हैं।

मै अपना नाम अहमद बोलूँगा और तुम रहमान बोलना तो वहाँ खाना पीना मिल जायेगा !

मोदी जी ने कहा :- नहीं, मैं अपना नाम नहीं बदलूँगा।मै एक हिन्दु हुँ और सदा हिन्दु ही रहुँगा।

दोनो मस्जिद में गए, मौलवी जी ने पूछा आप लोग कौन हैं .??

मोदी :- मै नरेन्द्र भाई मोदी हूँ।

राहुल गांधी :- मैं अहमद हूँ।

मौलवी जी ने कहा:-
नरेन्द्र भाई मोदी जी को पानी दिजिए और कुछ खाने को दीजिए

और

अहमद मियाँ रमजान मुबारक हो।


(पप्पु तो हमेशा, पप्पु ही रहेगा।)
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नया आया है मार्केट मे फॉरवर्ड करो सभी को... 👍👍👍

Political humor: This is the best joke on election I heard so far:

This is the best joke on election I heard so far:

हमारे एक कांग्रेस कार्यकर्ता मित्र का कहना है कि इस समय 'कांग्रेस' की हालत ऐसी है कि अगर 'नरेन्द्र मोदी' भी कांग्रेस से चुनाव लड़ें तो हार जायेंगे..!
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