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ab itna neeche aae ho toh jaan lo:-
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Chal ek Khattarnaak pj :
Japan main 2 dost they
1 ka naam tha "jo" aur dusrey ka naam tha "wo"
Ek din "jo" ke pas JIN aa gaya
"jo" ne dar kar "wo" ko awaz di
"wo" bhag kar aya to JIN 💀💀💀 ko dekh kar 👀👀 "wo" marr gya 😱😱
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bus usi din se hi kehte hein…
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"JO" DAR GAYA, "WO" MAR GAYA

Dimaag out ho gaya naa? Maine pehle hi bola tha Neeche mat jaana😝

Long sms: chalo ek itwaar purana manata jaye

चलो एक इतवार पुराना मनाया जाए,
गुज़रे बचपन को फिर से बुलाया जाए।

महाभारत का "समय" और मोगली का "जंगल",
"ये जो है ज़िन्दगी" का वही "खट्टा-मीठा' सफ़र ।

"नीम के पेड़" की छाँव में भागते "विक्रम-बेताल",
'सुरभी" से खिलती सुबह और 'चित्रहार" कमाल।

क्रूर सिंह की "यक्कू" से कांपती 'चन्द्रकान्ता',
"पोटली बाबा की" और "चाणक्य" की दक्षता।

"ज़बान संभाल' के जाना ज़रा "नुक्कड़" पर,
"स्पेस सिटी सिग्मा" की है तुम पर नज़र।

सबकी सीडी-यों को एक-एक कर चलाया जाए
चलो एक इतवार पुराना मनाया जाय।

नंदन, चम्पक, बिल्लू, पिंकी, चंदामामा,
नागराज, पराग और चाचा चौधरी का हंगामा।

कम्पुटर नहीं, कम्पुटर से तेज़ दिमाग को देखा था,
हमने बचपन में साबू से कमाल को देखा था।

जिसे जो कुछ मिले वो सब ले आना,
कुछ पलों के लिए बचपन से क्या शर्माना।

देखते ही सबकी बाछें खिल जायेंगीं,
किताबों की वो अदला बदली याद बड़ी आएगी।

देखना कि कुछ भी छूटने ना पाए।
चलो एक इतवार पुराना मनायाजाय।
चलो एक इतवार पुराना मनाया जाय।

Naughty sms: A naked lady gets into a taxi.

A naked lady gets into a taxi.
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Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly.
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Lady- Havn't u ever seen a naked women?
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Driver- No madam, I'm just wondering where have U kept the money 2 pay me!
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Moral:
Concentrate on ur work no matter what happens..
Be professional !

Naughty sms: absolutely rocking caliber stuff T-shirt quote of a sexy girl.. .

absolutely rocking caliber stuff T-shirt quote of a sexy girl..
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Naughty sms: Managing Director during inspection

Managing Director during inspection to office visit asks a Manager "yes smarty. What do you do?"

Manager (calmly): "Sir, I'm the Sexual Advisor to the VP"

Pin drop silence ensues, photographer stopped taking pictures, all others stopped working and started looking around . The MD looks with glaring eyes at the VP...

VP (cursing the Manager), speaks with the pent up energy "explain your last remark Manager" .

Manager (looking at MD): "Actually sir, whenever I say something, the VP says - WHEN I NEED YOUR 'FUCKING ADVICE', I'LL ASK FOR IT"

Funny pj: there was a couple who had

There was a couple who had thier relationship since 5 years.

They loved eacvh other a lot. The girl was beautiful and the boy was faithful.

One day, the girl came to the boy and showed her new pink eye lenses.

Withing a moment the boy fainted and fell on the floor.

The girl rushed him to the hospital. Special team of doctors started operating the boy. After waiting for 37 hours, the girl met the doctor. The doctor said,

"We have found alcohol in your friend's heart."

The girl got shocked and said, "But he never ever had a drink in his life, how can this be possible?"

Doctor, "Even we are going to research on it. You go to your home now, you can visit him tomorrow."

The girl hired a taxi and started thinking about the incident. Then suddenly she heard the song playing in the taxi:

Gulabi aanken jo teri dekhi,
Sharabi yeh dil ho gaya.

Kya hai na whatsapp free hai, toh logo ko kuch bhi bhejo bohot interest se padhte hai 😄
Send it to your friends and unko bhi pareshan karo
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Husband wife sms: Divided by ego, United by gossips!

"Divided by ego,
United by gossips!"
-Women

"Divided by women,
United by Liquor!"
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Cheers 🍷

Gujju joke: Hansa: praful tournament matlab??

✅ Hansa: praful
tournament matlab??

Praful: tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai...

Bapuji: abey praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.👺

Praful: bapuji ohh bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament....😏

Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata...😝👍😀🔫⚡😜😄🙏 😝😉☺😊.