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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

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Monday, April 28, 2014

What is "GENERATION GAP"?

What is "GENERATION GAP"?

**Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)

**If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house, "sabki gayi hai naa, phir thik hai!" 😀😀😀

**Sense of Responsibility...

A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "Bhai wapas kaun dene aayega???"
😝😝😝

**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
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**Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita. Uska kya?
😜😜😜😜

Excellent message:

Excellent message:

A pregnant mother asked her daughter, "What do u want- a brother or a sister?"
Daughter: Brother
Mother: Like whom?
Daughter: Like RAVAN
Mother: What the hell are you saying? Are you out of your mind?
Daughter: Why not mom? He left all his royalship and
kingdom, all because his sister was disrespected.
Even after picking up his enemy's wife, he didn't ever touch her. Why wouldn't I want to have a brother like him?
What would I do with a brother like Ram who left his pregnant wife after listening to a "dhobi" though his wife always stood by his side like a shadow?
After giving "Agni Pareeksha" and suffering 14 years of exile, how can you live with the blot of having lived with "another man".
Mom, you being a wife & sister to someone, until when will you keep on asking for a "RAM" as your son???
Mother was in tears…
👌👌👍👏👏👏

ISHQ KEJRIWAL

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Sunday, April 27, 2014

Husband texts to wife on cell."Hi, what r u doing

Husband texts to wife on cell."Hi, what r u doing Darling?"Wife: I'm dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair…"Husband: "Bloody English Language!"
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2. An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. "Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free."After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"
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3. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don't discuss ur problems,No TV serial, don't demand new clothes & gold jewels,Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.On the way home..Husband: What did the doctor say ?Wife:- No chance for u to survive.
😝😛😍😀
4. ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So MuchThat Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"
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5. Woman Buys A New SIM Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..
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6. Cool Message by a woman:Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"
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7. A kid was beaten by his mom.Dad came n asked - what happen son?Kid said-I can't adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.
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8. On an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..
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9. Throwing knives on wife's picture a husband, All were missing the target!Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"His honest reply, "MISSING U"
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10. When a married man says "I'll think about it",What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..
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11. Wife: Do you want dinner?Husband: Sure, what are my choices?Wife: Yes and no.
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12. What is the Difference between mother and wife? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Achhe din aane waale hain

Achhe din aane waale hain

Kyunki.......

Summer vacations mein
Sabki bibiyan
Maayke jaane wali hain.
😜😝😛😁😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

Political humor: चुनावी मौसम स्पेशल...

✅ू चुनावी मौसम स्पेशल...

👉एक बार नरेन्द्र मोदी और राहुल गांधी रेगिस्तान में रास्ता भटक गए, दोनों भूखे प्यासे थे तभी सामने एक मस्जिद दिखाई
दी।

राहुल गांधी ने मोदी जी को कहा चलो मस्जिद में चलते हैं।

मै अपना नाम अहमद बोलूँगा और तुम रहमान बोलना तो वहाँ खाना पीना मिल जायेगा !

मोदी जी ने कहा :- नहीं, मैं अपना नाम नहीं बदलूँगा।मै एक हिन्दु हुँ और सदा हिन्दु ही रहुँगा।

दोनो मस्जिद में गए, मौलवी जी ने पूछा आप लोग कौन हैं .??

मोदी :- मै नरेन्द्र भाई मोदी हूँ।

राहुल गांधी :- मैं अहमद हूँ।

मौलवी जी ने कहा:-
नरेन्द्र भाई मोदी जी को पानी दिजिए और कुछ खाने को दीजिए

और

अहमद मियाँ रमजान मुबारक हो।

(पप्पु तो हमेशा, पप्पु ही रहेगा।)
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

नया आया है मार्केट मे फॉरवर्ड करो सभी को... 👍👍👍

Political humor: This is the best joke on election I heard so far:

This is the best joke on election I heard so far:

हमारे एक कांग्रेस कार्यकर्ता मित्र का कहना है कि इस समय 'कांग्रेस' की हालत ऐसी है कि अगर 'नरेन्द्र मोदी' भी कांग्रेस से चुनाव लड़ें तो हार जायेंगे..!
😜

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Maha pj:pankaj bought a lottery ticket

pankaj bought a lottery ticket
pankaj did not win
pankaj udaas
😛
Deepak was unsafe
Deepak built a safe
Deepak tijori
Diana did a movie
Diana didn't expose
Diana did not win fans
Ab chhote kapde Diana Penti
Juhi walks on street
A dog appears
Dog bites juhi
Kutryane juhi chavla
😛
Karan was poor
Karan wanted gold
Karan got gold
Karan johar
John tried to act
John tried to emote
John tried to dance
John Ab rehem
Kabir smoked cigar
Kabir got poor
Now kabir bedi
Rupen went to vegas
Rupen goes to a strip club
Splurges a lot of money on stripper
Stripper says rupen chum le
Gulshan grew underneath
Gulshan wanted to grow up
Gulshan grovar
Sameera went to a parlor
Sameera did her hair
Sameera did her makeup
Sameera Reddy😂
Dino was lifted up
Dino was carried to the sea
Dino was drowned
Dino moriya
Hrithik buys bulb
Hrithik puts bulb in socket
Hrithik switches bulb on
Hrithik Roshan💡
Deepika enters a room,
Deepika smells fart
Deepika is being watched by everyone
Deepika Padukone? 😜