Sri Sri: Forgiveness implies an intention in mistakes committed by others.

Sri Sri: Forgiveness implies an intention in mistakes committed by others. Peep into their heart, you will find that they need
compassion.

Sri Sri: Breath is the link between your body

Sri Sri: Breath is the link between your body, your spirit and your mind.

GOLU- yaar suraj raat ko kyo nahi Niklta

GOLU- yaar suraj raat ko kyo nahi Niklta

MOLU- Kya Pata bhai,
nikalta bhi hoga to Andhera Itna hota hai.
kaha Dikhai Dega

Its not hard to sacrifice something 4 sumone.

Bst msg 4ever:

Its not hard to sacrifice something 4 sumone.
But its hard to find someone who deserves your sacrifice...

Teacher:Agr Me Teri Ma Hoti To Tuje 2DiN Me Sudhar Deti

Tcher:Agr Me Teri Ma Hoti To Tuje 2DiN Me Sudhar Deti
HARAMI Student- Madam ME Aaj Hi Jake Apne Bapu Ko BaTata Hu

ki Budhe Teri Lotery Lag Gayi.

Y husbands avoid questions!

Y husbands avoid questions!
Here s d ans. WIFE: Wht wud u do if I die?Wud u gt married again? H: N0
W: Y nt? Don't u like bng married?
H: Ofcourse I do.
W: Thn Y wudn't u remarry?
H: Ok,ok, I'd gt married again.
W: Wud u live in our house
H: Yes its a gr8 house.
W:Wud u let her drive my car?
H: Yes its almost new
W: Wud u giv her my jewelry?
H: No m sure she wd want her own
W: Wud she wear my shoes
H: No her size is 6
W: --silence-
H: 'shit'....!!!

Principal:class k sab bachhe time se aa jate hai

principal:class k sab bachhe time se aa jate h but tum roz late aate ho kyo? sunil:sir, jhund m to kutte aate h,sher to hamesha akela hi aata h

Sri Sri: Attaining the highest

Sri Sri: Attaining the highest, one never feels to sit-back. The very nature of the highest joy is to share, is to bring it to everyone.

Chalo jaldi betho

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Peep

Peep
Chalo jaldi betho

Abhi or kanjoos bhi
Uthane hain,

SMS hi nahi karte

Sabko naale
me fainkna hai.

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Pesh hai india ki dhamaka macha dene wali "ringtone"

Pesh hai india ki dhamaka macha dene wali "ringtone"
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Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.

Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: Then why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: Well, that's not prohibited.

Beta-Papa agar apko pta chale ki me 1st Divison paas hua

Beta-Papa agar apko pta chale ki me 1st Divison paas hua to apko kaisa lagega? PAPA-Me to Khushi se Pagal ho jaunga. Beta-Bus isi Dar se me Fail ho gaya hu....!

Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?

Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?Student:-Aap mast item hai Ye hamari Soch hai,aur hum abhi Bacche hai ye Aap Ka Weham hai...:-P

Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!

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Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!

Jo Log jaagne wale hain,
unhe Good Morning
bol kar aate hain..
GOOD MORNING.

Sri Sri: The nature of joy is to share

Sri Sri: The nature of joy is to share, to expand and to stretch.

Friend- After 70 yrs u still call ur wife darling

Frnd- After 70 yrs u still call ur wife darling ,Honey,Luv.Wat's d secret ?Old man: Her name had slipped off my mind 10yr ago& i'm very scared 2ask wot it is?

Killer joke! :D

Killer joke!

3 sardar picnic par gae whan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhul gye Decide kia k sab se chota sardar ja kr pepsi le aye,
sardar:Main is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tk smose nhi khaoge Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzr gya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gae
2no ne socha k ab smose kha lne chahye
Jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k piche se nikal k bola. "AISE KAROGE TOH ME NAHI JAWUNGA.

A Woman was Kidnapped

A Woman was Kidnapped. The Kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband & demanded money. Husband replied,

"I want More Proof;-)

Men r very kind while woman r very mean...

Men r very kind while woman r very mean...

Proof-Most of d woman dont like to help unknown male.
But all men r always there to help any unknown female !!;-)

4 Most Un-defined Things of Girls-

4 Most Un-defined Things of Girls-
1) "Tum Na Bahut WO HO"
(now who the Hell is 'WO'?)
2) "Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi".(no one will never know what was their 'UMEED')
3) "Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe" (Khud Tok-Tok ke Badalti Hain, then say "THIS") 4) "Sach Batana Main kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon"-(with no other option left, boys have to say "Beautiful"):-)...

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, how many r left? johny: none, as othrs vil fly away.
Teacher: d ans is 4 but i like d way u think.
Johny: i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating icecream. one licking, one biting n one suckin, which one is married.
Teacher in sweat n nervousnes: well, d one sucking d cone.
johny: no, d one wid wedding ring on her finger. But i like d way u think mam.

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1

Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, how many r left?
johny: none, as othrs vil fly away.
Teacher: d ans is 4 but i like d way u think.
Johny: i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating icecream. one
licking, one biting n one suckin, which one is married.
Teacher in sweat n nervousnes: well, d one sucking d cone.
johny: no, d one wid wedding ring on her finger. But i like d way u think mam.

Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection

Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection from your side,know you have been connected.Otherwise you won't come near this knowledge, this path

Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection

Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection from your side,know you have
been connected.Otherwise you won't come near this knowledge, this path

1st time Joke about sardarni

1st time Joke about sardarni.

BREAKNG NEWS: All ATMs in Punjab r jammed & not working. Bcoz,all Sardarnies put hair pin in machine when it said
"Enter ur PIN".

Sri Sri: You can feel love.

Sri Sri: You can feel love. You can experience love. But you cannot describe it or express it totally.

Sri Sri: Don't think-I have many duties

Sri Sri: Don't think-I have many duties.How will I fulfill them? When you think something is your duty,there is no beauty in it.Love your job

Sri Sri: A devotee is not there even for

Sri Sri: A devotee is not there even for wisdom. He is deeply in love with the master, with the infinity, whether he gets enlightened or not.

Sri Sri: Worry is a product of loving something

Sri Sri: Worry is a product of loving something that is not permanent, that is not eternal.

Sri Sri: Worry is a product of loving something

Sri Sri: Worry is a product of loving something that is not permanent,
that is not eternal.

Sri Sri: In your innermost Self

Sri Sri: In your innermost Self- in its purity and clarity- you are not different from God..

Sri Sri: In your innermost Self

Sri Sri: In your innermost Self- in its purity and clarity- you are
not different from God..

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AASMAN ME KAALI GHATA CHHAI HAI,

AASMAN ME KAALI GHATA CHHAI HAI,
AAJ FIR SE GHARWALI SE MAAR KHAI HAI,
DIL TO KARTA HAI..SUDHAR JAU MAGAR..,
KAMVALI AAJ FIR BHIG KE AAI HAI...

AASMAN ME KAALI GHATA CHHAI HAI,

AASMAN ME KAALI GHATA CHHAI HAI,
AAJ FIR SE GHARWALI SE MAAR KHAI HAI,
DIL TO KARTA HAI..SUDHAR JAU MAGAR..,
KAMVALI AAJ FIR BHIG KE AAI HAI...

Ek family Sholay dejkh k ayi

Ek family Sholay dejkh k ayi aur pati patni se romanticaly bola"Nach basanti nach!"child added-"Mummy!is kutte k samne mat nachna."

Ek family Sholay dejkh k ayi

Ek family Sholay dejkh k ayi aur pati patni se romanticaly bola"Nach
basanti nach!"child added-"Mummy!is kutte k samne mat nachna."

Sri Sri: You cannot separate the wave from the ocean...

Sri Sri: You cannot separate the wave from the oceanLike u cannot seprate ur sprit from god.

Sri Sri: You cannot separate the wave from the ocean...

Sri Sri: You cannot separate the wave from the oceanLike u cannot
seprate ur sprit from god.

Ye zaruri nahi ki aag se jal jaye insaan.

Ye zaruri nahi ki aag se jal jaye insaan.
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Log to humare style se bhi jal jate hain.B-)

Ye zaruri nahi ki aag se jal jaye insaan.

Ye zaruri nahi ki aag se jal jaye insaan.
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Log to humare style se bhi jal jate hain.B-)

Who's A Woman ?

Who's A Woman ?
One Who Can See A Hair Of A Girl On Their Husband's Coat From 20 Meters Away.. But Can't See A Pillar From 2 Meters Away While Parking A Car..!

Who's A Woman ?

Who's A Woman ?
One Who Can See A Hair Of A Girl On Their Husband's Coat From 20 Meters Away..
But Can't See A Pillar From 2 Meters Away While Parking A Car..!

Kya Ap Hamare Taraf Se Aane Wale SMS's Se Pareshan Hai?

Kya Ap Hamare Taraf Se Aane Wale SMS's Se Pareshan Hai,

To Uthaiye Apne Phone Ko Aur De Mariye Diwar Pe,
"Na Rahega PHONE na Bajegi TONE...

Kya Ap Hamare Taraf Se Aane Wale SMS's Se Pareshan Hai?

Kya Ap Hamare Taraf Se Aane Wale SMS's Se Pareshan Hai,

To Uthaiye Apne Phone Ko Aur De Mariye Diwar Pe,
"Na Rahega PHONE na Bajegi TONE...

What is a Mobile?

What is a Mobile?
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R u luking for answer?
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Ye hath me kya ganti Pakdi hai?
By GOD Kaise kaise Namune hai
Ye hi mobile hota hai

What is a Mobile?

What is a Mobile?
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R u luking for answer?
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Ye hath me kya ganti Pakdi hai?
By GOD Kaise kaise Namune hai
Ye hi mobile hota hai

Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi..

Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi..

Kabhi 15 Minute Mein Mooh Mein Leti To Kabhi 20 minute Mein..

Paas Bethe aadmi Ko Taav Aa Gaya..

Usne Botal Uthai Aur Puri Ek Ghuut Me Pee Gaya Aur Bola..

Aise Pee Jati He..

Budiya Boli..

Beta Me To Pan Kha kar Thuk Rahi Thi.gm

Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi..

Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi..

Kabhi 15 Minute Mein Mooh Mein Leti To Kabhi 20 minute Mein..

Paas Bethe aadmi Ko Taav Aa Gaya..

Usne Botal Uthai Aur Puri Ek Ghuut Me Pee Gaya Aur Bola..

Aise Pee Jati He..

Budiya Boli..

Beta Me To Pan Kha kar Thuk Rahi Thi.gm

A Boy got a job in a Girl's Hostel

A Boy got a job in a Girl's Hostel.
After One month, Warden asked: why didn't U come for ur Salary? Boy said: Kya bat kr Rhe ho Salary bhi milegi?

A Boy got a job in a Girl's Hostel

A Boy got a job in a Girl's Hostel.
After One month, Warden asked: why didn't U come for ur Salary? Boy
said: Kya bat kr Rhe ho Salary bhi milegi?

If U Care 4Me-I Care 4U

If U Care 4Me-I Care 4U
U Mis Me-I Mis U
U Msg Me-I Msg U
U Tease Me-I Tease U
U Gussa-I Gussa
U 4Get Me-
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Na munna Na
Im Diffrent
i'll Shoot U:-)

If U Care 4Me-I Care 4U

If U Care 4Me-I Care 4U
U Mis Me-I Mis U
U Msg Me-I Msg U
U Tease Me-I Tease U
U Gussa-I Gussa
U 4Get Me-
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Na munna Na
Im Diffrent
i'll Shoot U:-)

1 Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko 12th pass karwayi

1 Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko 12th pass karwayi Fir B.Sc Fir M.Sc Fir Uski Govt.job b lagwa di Ab aur kya karu?Dusra Sardar-Achha sa ladka dekh k shadi b karde.

1 Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko 12th pass karwayi

1 Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko 12th pass karwayi Fir B.Sc Fir M.Sc Fir
Uski Govt.job b lagwa di Ab aur kya karu?Dusra Sardar-Achha sa ladka
dekh k shadi b karde.

1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya

1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya,Uski sasu ne use 7din tak subah-sham paalak ka saag khilaya.
8ve din pucha kya khaoge?
Aadmi bola: khet dikha do mai khud hi char aaunga.

On 7/11/10, karam dhawan wrote:
> 1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya,Uski sasu ne use 7din tak subah-sham paalak ka > saag khilaya.
> 8ve din pucha kya khaoge?
> Aadmi bola: khet dikha do mai khud hi char aaunga.
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1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya

1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya,Uski sasu ne use 7din tak subah-sham paalak ka
saag khilaya.
8ve din pucha kya khaoge?
Aadmi bola: khet dikha do mai khud hi char aaunga.

A woman in a Jewellers store

A woman in a Jewellers store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring.She looks round, embarrassed, & sees the salesman standing behind her.Totally professional, (DDG) he says, "Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, whats the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shit when I'll tell U the Price"

A woman in a Jewellers store

A woman in a Jewellers store, Farts while bending over to look at a
Beautiful Diamond ring.She looks round, embarrassed, & sees the
salesman standing behind her.Totally professional, (DDG) he says,
"Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, whats
the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shit when I'll
tell U the Price"

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know:p

On 7/11/10, karam dhawan wrote:
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Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki..
"Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Height of respect :-

Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki..
"Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know

Test

Test message

Success is like a fart

Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho?

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho ?MOM
:Nahi beta par aisa kyu puchha ?BABY:To phir raat me Papa aapki PANTY
kyu Utarte hai?

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love with something, you want
to possess it, have it. When you get it, it looses its significance.

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,
Mausam-e-tohin se kubul muflis na ayega,
Maktul-e-wafa ko mahrum na ayega.
Waat lag jayegi,
par ye sher samajh na ayega

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki
KIDNEY Fail Ho Chuki Hai
Santa:kutte,Saale..Jhuthe
Meri KIDNEY Kabi exam dene ni gai
to fir fail kaise hui..

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me Apne AAGE or PICHHE Dekte Hue
Sher kaha :- "Kya Qayamat hai Kya Majburi hai, itne Pas Reh ke Bhi
kitni Doori hai!"

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom use karne se Enjoyment me
fark nahi padta...Girl Studnt-Polythene mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos
Kamine,Tab pata chalega

Sri Sri: The life of a fish

Sri Sri: The life of a fish is in the water, not in the body.

Teacher-Late Kyo Aae Ho?

Teacher-Late Kyo Aae Ho?
Snta-Bhains(buflow) Ko Saand K Pass Le Gya Tha
TCher-Ye Kam Tera Baap Nhi Kar Sakta?
Santa-Kr To Skta Tha Pr Saand Jyada Achha Krta h.

R u Mail or Femail?

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho ;-)

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA
Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA,TE RAAT NU Nend Ni
ANDI, Kyuki SCHOOL VICH KUrIYA GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vich ik VI NAHI
HAI,TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH
KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,
SANTA

Sri Sri: Imposing your own views

Sri Sri: Imposing your own views, ideas and feelings on others is
"viparyayah" (wrong knowledge).

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.
Wife: Wo Log Nahi Denge.
Sardar: Haan..!
Bade Kanjus aur bade Kamine Log Hai.. Chal.. Apni Hi Almari Se Nikaal Le.

Every girl will not have attraction in her eyes . .

Every girl will not have attraction in her eyes . . .but every boy has
his weakness hidden in some girl's eyes . . .
THAT'S GOD'S CREATIVITY. . .:-)

Xtreme Kamina Bacha!

Xtreme Kamina Bacha!
Son:papa Apki Love Marriage hui thi naDad: Yes par tmhe kese pta?Son: Q K Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka farq hai

Santa: sir meri wife kho gai hai

Santa: sir meri wife kho gai he.
Postmaster : this is a post office not a police station. sardar:kya
karu? kahan jau? khushi ke maare kuchh samaj me nhi aa rha

Kisi ko fikar h meri.?

(",) XCUSE ME!
< ) ) >
_//_Kisi ko fikar h meri.?
Ehsaas hai mera.?
Bas mai hi SmS karu..?
Mujhe SmS kon krega?
Had hoti hai intejar ki bhi...

"A good example has twice the value

"A good example has twice the value of good advice."
Good morning india

In each single day we smile and laugh

In each single day we smile and laugh so many times..We never thank
God after every smile but we do blame him 4 every tear we
cry.Think..!!! Good morning

Animals ki khasiyat:

Animals ki khasiyat:Monkey kela khata hai.Dog wafadaar hota hai.

Plz

Aage mat padna

Maan jao mt padhna

Gadhe-wahi karte h jis kam ko mana kro

Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?

Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?Best Ans : Shadi karke pyar karna chahiy par iski khabar biwi ko nahi
lagni chahye

In this world everybody makes mistake

In this world everybody makes mistake, but only a wife & boss has got
the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them & reminding them..

Santa underwear pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,.

Santa underwear pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,.To ab kya wo bhi utar de?Har baat me joke chaiye...

Sab bas
Jaan Lelo
Santa Ki...

Sri Sri: Despite being in every moment

Sri Sri: Despite being in every moment,life is infinite and has been
here from thousands of years from centuries and will continue to be
here.

Bachcha; Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lagti Ho

Bachcha; Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lagti Ho
Main AapSe Shadi KarungaTeacher Gusse Se : Mujhe Bacchon Se Nafrat HBachha: Main Koshish Karunga Ke Bacche Na ho :-p

A GF msgs her BF agar

A GF msgs her BF agar tum so rahe ho to mujhe apne sapne bhejo
jag rahe ho to yadein bhejo
ro rahe ho to ansu bhejo
BF replies:"potty kar raha hu. . Bhejoon?"

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha.finally

2 sentences seekha:

1.Shukar hai, light aa gyi

2.ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

Amitabh public toilet me se

Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig k nikla.
Jya:Aap to susu karne gye the?
Amitabh:Jaise hi mai andar gaya, koi bola "BIG B" or sab meri taraf ghum gye!

Ranjha chala gaya

Ranjha chala gaya,
Mahiwal doob gaya,
Majnoo bhi nahi raha,
Romeo bhi chal basa,
Meri bhi tabiyat theek nahi rehti"Pata nahi ab larkiyon ka kya bane ga..."

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend..

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend...Boy:You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Girl:Who's the first?
Boy:It's you! When you smile...!

Tumhari pasand hamari chahat ban jaye,

Tumhari pasand hamari chahat ban jaye,
Tumhari muskurahat dil ki rahat ban jaye,
Khuda khushiyon se itna khush kar de aap ko,
Ke aap ko khush dekhna hamari adat ban jaye..

Height Of Flirting

What Is The Height Of Flirting?.
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When Your Love Letter Starts With

"TO WHOM SO EVER IT MAY CONCERN". :-)

Flirting Is The Only Job In The World

Flirting Is The Only Job In The World That Boys Cannot Include In Their CV. Despite Having Years Of Experience And Number Of References:-) Hahahahaha

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Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigarette

Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigarette Achi Hai
Dil Ko Jalati Hai Per Hontoo Se To Lagti Hai

Me 3 sal ka tha

C.A karne wale ki Love Story:Me 3 sal ka tha
wo peda hui
Me ne skol admsn lia
vo 2 sal ki thi
Me primary me tha
vo prp me thi
Me mdl me tha
wo primary me thi
Main matric me tha
wo mdl me thi
Mai F.A me tha wo Matric me thi
Main C.A me tha
wo FA me thi
Mai C.A me tha
wo BA me thi
Mai C.A me tha wo MA me thi..
Mai C.A me tha wo M.Phil me thi
Me C.A me tha vo Ph.D me thi
Me C.A me tha vo doctor bn gai
kal uski Shadi hy aur mera C.A ka paper hy...

“Pakistani di mushkil”

"Pakistani di mushkil"Ghar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich

Uffff! banda ki kare?

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt Dont worry.Stand in front of d
mirror u wil find d best person who wil solve ur prblms.So Trust
urself.Gd.Mrng

It will cost 38 Trillion Dollars to create

It will cost 38 Trillion Dollars to create Oxygen for 6 Months for all
Human beings on Earth..
TREES DO IT FOR FREE..RESPECT THEM & SAVE THEM...

Santa ki Biwi bhaag gai, 3 din baad wapis aayi

Santa ki Biwi bhaag gai, 3 din baad wapis aayi. Santa gusse se bola
"Ab kya lene aayi hai''?Biwi: "Mobile ka charger bhul gai thi"

Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai

Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai- he prabhu,teri kripa se kumbh
Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai- he prabhu,teri kripa se kumbh k mele mai bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha hai, kabhi pati-patni par b kripa barsao!

santa ke truck pe likha tha CHOTA PARIVAAR SUKHI SANSAAR

santa ke truck pe likha tha CHOTA PARIVAAR SUKHI SANSAAR' msg from
tinu,minu,rinky,pinky,kukki, kakki, santa,banta,ramu, tilu,pilu de
papa d Gaddi

Ek ladka phool lekar ladki k pass gya

Ek ladka phool lekar ladki k pass gya, ladki ne ladke ko kiss kar
liya, wo ghabra kar bhaga to ladki ne pucha-kya hua? ladka-guldasta
lene ja rha hu.

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt Dont worry.

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt Dont worry.Stand in front of d
mirror u wil find d best person who wil solve ur prblms.So Trust
urself.Gd.Mrng

Santa radio theek karvane gaya

Santa radio theek karvane gaya, dukandar-radio to theek hai bas mausam
kharab hone k waja se chal nhi rha, santa-theek hai te mausam nawa pa
de.

Ek Sharabi daru pi pi kar mar gya.,

Ek Sharabi daru pi pi kar mar gya.,
Lekin uski daru k prati shradha to dekho,wo mar ke bhi ye keh gya,"SHARAAB TO THEEK THI, gurda HI KAMZOR nikla.;)

Beta-papa meri teacher kitni pyari h na!

Beta-papa meri teacher kitni pyari h na!

Baap-beta teacher MAA k barabar hoti hai.

Beta-aap to hamesha apne he chakar me rehna

Sri Sri: Meditation helps you bring harmony

Sri Sri: Meditation helps you bring harmony and influences the subtle
bodies and layers of all the different levels of existence in the
creation.

Saas: Aane do mere bete ko

Saas: Aane do mere bete ko, usey baith kar samjhaungi tumhari
kartut.... Bahu: Koi faida nahi... kyunki tum baith k samjhaogi aur
main lait ke samjhaungi..

How to kill a girl ?

How to kill a girl ?Give her a beautiful dress
nice jewelery
costly cosmetics.Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap tadap kar mar jaeagi

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid...

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid...

Marry the one, u cannot live widot...

But remember, watevr u do,
U will regret it later;)

Teacher – wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Teacher - wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Student: Fire brigades.

Teachr: Kyu?

Student:Aurtaun ka kaam AAG lagana he, Bhujana nhi.:-DB-)

Sri Sri: I am not saying, dont be active

Sri Sri: I am not saying, dont be active. I am saying, observe the
spontaneity of action.

'TIME' is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost ;

'TIME' is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost ;
So when someone spends it for u,
it defines d depth of care for u !!! Gud nyt

Tcher - wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Tcher - wo konsa department he jisme Aurtein kaam nhi kr sakti.

Student: Fire brigades.

Tchr: Kyu?

Student:Aurtaun ka kaam AAG lagana he, Bhujana nhi.:-DB-)

Saas:Bhagwan ne tuje 2-2aankhe di

Saas:Bhagwan ne tuje 2-2aankhe di

Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nhi nikal sakti kya

Bahu:Vry funny

Bhagwan ne tuje 32 daant diye

2-4 pathar bi nhi chaba sakti kya

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid…

Dont Marry the person you want to live wid...

Marry the one, u cannot live widot...

But remember, watevr u do,

U will regret it later;)

ek aadmi Pandit se-pandit j aazadi or mukti me kya faraq hai?

ek aadmi Pandit se-pandit j aazadi or mukti me kya faraq hai? pandit
ji-agr biwi maykay jaye to aazadi or upar chali jaye to mukti....

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n
liabilities on left side..

Santa = Are Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kat Raha hai.

Santa = Are Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kat Raha hai.

Banta = Chinta Mat Kar Yaar, Uska Zeher khatam Ho Gaya Hoga, Recharge
Karwane Aaya Hoga..!!Keep smiling.

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Pehan K Q Aai Ho?

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Pehan K Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Gal:Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata Hai.. Boss:Manager,Isko 3Months Tak
Salary Mat Dena

Ek grahak ne Punjabi hotel manager se

Ek grahak ne Punjabi hotel manager se complaint ki, "Kitni gandi
service hai, Mujhe 1 ghante se pani tak nahin mila."
punjabi Manager Ne uske samne he waiter ko bulaya aur kaha- "Sahab 1
ghante to kutte vaang Bhonk rhe ne, Je tuhada ehi haal reha ta dobara
kehra Bhainchod saade hotel ch maa chudaun aauga....................

D heights of ''Bad Luck''

D heights of ''Bad Luck''

A boy & girl met last tYm 4 their break up...

girl's father caught them.

Now Dey R married couple..:-D:-D

Sardar ne apni car k niche kutte ko leta hua dekha

Sardar ne apni car k niche kutte ko leta hua dekha,
to kutte ko ek dum se kheecha

or kaha-

bahar nikal saale,

bada aaya automobile engineer banne..... :-D

Teacher:-isko punjabi me translate kro... "

Teacher:-isko punjabi me translate kro... " ladki kapde pehen chuki hai"

Punjabi Boys:- oh teri bhen di.... asi late ho gaye...:D

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Pati BANGKOK gaya

Pati BANGKOK gaya
Bahut dino tak nahi lauta to Patni ne SMS kiya-
"DARLING, waha tum jo KHARID rahe ho,kya main wo yaha BECHNA shuru karu?
Next day pati wapas.

Wife Computer ON karte hue : Jaanu apna password batana ?

Wife Computer ON karte hue : Jaanu apna password batana ?
.
HUSBAND :"Lulli"
.
Wife hans-2 k kursi se gir gayi Qki Computer said
"Your password is too short"

Sri Sri: Have you ever observed birds singing ?

Sri Sri: Have you ever observed birds singing and felt its something
very eternal? Its the Divine who is singing through these birds.

Tandoori Roti (without Tandoor)

Tandoori Roti (without Tandoor)
Ingredients
2 cups slightly coarse wheat flour
1/4 cups maida
2 tbsp ghee
2 tbsp curd
salt to taste.
Knead slightly stiff dough cover and keep for 2 hours.
Take naan sized dough and make a ball.
Roll to a thickish roti (4-5 mm thick).
Heat griddle (tawa) place on tawa and dry one side.
Wet upper side with water and invert.
Invert griddle and roast over gas flame (or if available a barb- que
coalfire). It will fall off when done.
Serve hot with desired vegetables.

Advantages of Life Insurance

Advantages of Life Insurance
Life Insurance provides the dual benefits of savings and security.
The following benefits explain why this investment tool should be an
integral part of your financial plans.Advantages of Life Insurance•
Risk Cover - Life today is full of uncertainties; in this scenario
Life Insurance ensures that your loved ones continue to enjoy a good
quality of life against any unforeseen event.
• Planning for life stage needs - Life Insurance not only provides
for financial support in the event of untimely death but also acts as
a long term investment. You can meet your goals, be it your children's
education, their marriage, building your dream home or planning a
relaxed retired life, according to your life stage and risk appetite.
Traditional life insurance policies i.e. traditional endowment plans,
offer in-built guarantees and defined maturity benefits through
variety of product options such as Money Back, Guaranteed Cash Values,
Guaranteed Maturity Values.
• Protection against rising health expenses - Life Insurers through
riders or stand alone health insurance plans offer the benefits of
protection against critical diseases and hospitalization expenses.
This benefit has assumed critical importance given the increasing
incidence of lifestyle diseases and escalating medical costs.
• Builds the habit of thrift - Life Insurance is a long-term contract
where as policyholder, you have to pay a fixed amount at a defined
periodicity. This builds the habit of long-term savings. Regular
savings over a long period ensures that a decent corpus is built to
meet financial needs at various life stages.
• Safe and profitable long-term investment - Life Insurance is a
highly regulated sector. IRDA, the regulatory body, through various
rules and regulations ensures that the safety of the policyholder's
money is the primary responsibility of all stakeholders. Life
Insurance being a long-term savings instrument, also ensures that the
life insurers focus on returns over a long-term and do not take risky
investment decisions for short term gains.
• Assured income through annuities - Life Insurance is one of the best
instruments for retirement planning. The money saved during the
earning life span is utilized to provide a steady source of income
during the retired phase of life.
• Protection plus savings over a long term - Since traditional
policies are viewed both by the distributors as well as the customers
as a long term commitment; these policies help the policyholders meet
the dual need of protection and long term wealth creation efficiently.
• Growth through dividends - Traditional policies offer an opportunity
to participate in the economic growth without taking the investment
risk. The investment income is distributed among the policyholders
through annual announcement of dividends/bonus.
• Facility of loans without affecting the policy benefits -
Policyholders have the option of taking loan against the policy. This
helps you meet your unplanned life stage needs without adversely
affecting the benefits of the policy they have bought.
• Tax Benefits-Insurance plans provide attractive tax-benefits for
both at the time of entry and exit under most of the plans.
• Mortgage Redemption- Insurance acts as an effective tool to cover
mortgages and loans taken by the policyholders so that, in case of any
unforeseen event, the burden of repayment does not fall on the
bereaved family.

Tandoori Roti (without Tandoor)

Tandoori Roti (without Tandoor)
Ingredients
2 cups slightly coarse wheat flour
1/4 cups maida
2 tbsp ghee
2 tbsp curd
salt to taste.
Knead slightly stiff dough cover and keep for 2 hours.
Take naan sized dough and make a ball.
Roll to a thickish roti (4-5 mm thick).
Heat griddle (tawa) place on tawa and dry one side.
Wet upper side with water and invert.
Invert griddle and roast over gas flame (or if available a barb- que
coalfire). It will fall off when done.
Serve hot with desired vegetables.

Five home remedis to control high blood pressure without medication

Five home remedis to control high blood pressure without medication
You don't always need prescription medications to lower your blood pressure.
By making these 5 lifestyle changes, you can lower your blood pressure
and reduce your risk of heart disease.
If you've been diagnosed with high blood pressure (a systolic pressure
— the top number — of 140 or above or a diastolic pressure — the
bottom number — of 90 or above), you might be worried about taking
medication to bring your numbers down. Lifestyle plays an important
role in treating your high blood pressure. If you successfully control
your blood pressure with a healthy lifestyle, you may avoid, delay or
reduce the need for medication. Here are 10 lifestyle changes you can
make to lower your blood pressure and keep it down.
1. Lose extra pounds and watch your waistline Blood pressure often
increases as weight increases. Losing just 10 pounds can help reduce
your blood pressure. In general, the more weight you lose, the lower
your blood pressure. Losing weight also makes any blood pressure
medications you're taking more effective. You and your doctor can
determine your target weight and the best way to achieve it. Besides
shedding pounds, you should also keep an eye on your waistline.
Carrying too much weight around your waist can put you at greater risk
of high blood pressure. In general: • Men are at risk if their waist
measurement is greater than 40 inches (102 centimeters, or cm). •
Women are at risk if their waist measurement is greater than 35 inches
(88 cm). • Asian men are at risk if their waist measurement is greater
than 36 inches (90 cm). • Asian women are at risk if their waist
measurement is greater than 32 inches (80 cm).
2. Exercise regularly Regular physical activity — at least 30 to 60
minutes most days of the week — can lower your blood pressure by 4 to
9 millimeters of mercury (mm Hg). And it doesn't take long to see a
difference. If you haven't been active, increasing your exercise level
can lower your blood pressure within just a few weeks. If you have
prehypertension (systolic pressure between 120 and 139 or diastolic
pressure between 80 and 89), exercise can help you avoid developing
full-blown hypertension. If you already have hypertension, regular
physical activity can bring your blood pressure down to safer levels.
Talk to your doctor about developing an exercise program. Your doctor
can help determine whether you need any exercise restrictions. Even
moderate activity for 10 minutes at a time, such as walking and light
strength training, can help. But avoid being a "weekend warrior."
Trying to squeeze all your exercise in on the weekends to make up for
weekday inactivity isn't a good strategy. Those sudden bursts of
activity could actually be risky.
3. Eat a healthy diet Eating a diet that is rich in whole grains,
fruits, vegetables and low-fat dairy products and skimps on saturated
fat and cholesterol can lower your blood pressure by up to 14 mm Hg.
This eating plan is known as the Dietary Approaches to Stop
Hypertension (DASH) diet. It isn't easy to change your eating habits,
but with these tips, you can adopt a healthy diet:
• Keep a food diary. Writing down what you eat, even for just a week,
can shed surprising light on your true eating habits. Monitor what you
eat, how much, when and why.
• Consider boosting potassium. Potassium can lessen the effects of
sodium on blood pressure. The best source of potassium is food, such
as fruits and vegetables, rather than supplements. Talk to your doctor
about the potassium level that's best for you.
• Be a smart shopper. Make a shopping list before heading to the
supermarket to avoid picking up junk food. Read food labels when you
shop, and stick to your healthy-eating plan when you're dining out,
too.
• Cut yourself some slack. Although the DASH diet is a lifelong eating
guide, it doesn't mean you have to cut out all of the foods you love.
It's OK to treat yourself occasionally to foods you wouldn't find on a
DASH diet menu, like a candy bar or mashed potatoes with gravy.
4. Reduce sodium in your diet Even a small reduction in the sodium in
your diet can reduce blood pressure by 2 to 8 mm Hg. Most healthy
adults need only between 1,500 and 2,400 milligrams (mg) of sodium a
day. But if you have high blood pressure, aim for less than 1,500 mg
of sodium a day. To decrease sodium in your diet, consider these
tips:
• Track how much salt is in your diet. Keep a food diary to estimate
how much sodium is in what you eat and drink each day.
• Read food labels. If possible, choose low-sodium alternatives of the
foods and beverages you normally buy.
• Eat fewer processed foods. Potato chips, frozen dinners, bacon and
processed lunch meats are high in sodium.
• Don't add salt. Just 1 level teaspoon of salt has 2,300 mg of
sodium. Use herbs or spices, rather than salt, to add more flavor to
your foods.
• Ease into it. If you don't feel like you can drastically reduce the
sodium in your diet suddenly, cut back gradually. Your palate will
adjust over time.
5. Limit the amount of alcohol you drink Alcohol can be both good and
bad for your health. In small amounts, it can potentially lower your
blood pressure by 2 to 4 mm Hg. But that protective effect is lost if
you drink too much alcohol — generally more than one drink a day for
women and more than two a day for men. Also, if you don't normally
drink alcohol, you shouldn't start drinking as a way to lower your
blood pressure. There's more potential harm than benefit to drinking
alcohol. If you drink more than moderate amounts of it, alcohol can
actually raise blood pressure by several points. It can also reduce
the effectiveness of high blood pressure medications.
• Track your drinking patterns. Along with your food diary, keep an
alcohol diary to track your true drinking patterns. One drink equals
12 ounces (355 milliliters, or mL) of beer, 5 ounces of wine (148 mL)
or 1.5 ounces of 80-proof liquor (45 mL). If you're drinking more than
the suggested amounts, cut back.
• Consider tapering off. If you're a heavy drinker, suddenly
eliminating all alcohol can actually trigger severe high blood
pressure for several days. So when you stop drinking, do it with the
supervision of your doctor or taper off slowly, over one to two weeks.
• Don't binge. Binge drinking — having four or more drinks in a row —
can cause large and sudden increases in blood pressure, in addition to
other health problems.

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Why a groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage??

Why a groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage??

..He is given his last chance to run away;)

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Home Remedies for Bed Wetting

Bed Wetting :-

Give Two walnut halves (akhrot ki Giri) and I teaspoon of Kishmish To child before sleeping for 10-12 days.

Dip jeera (Cumin)in a glass of water and give that water in teaspoon to child .

Home Remedies for Bad Breath

Bad Breath :-

1) Chew a piece of Cinnamon (Dalchini) by putting it in a Betel Leaf(Pan ka patta).
2)In case of acute bad breath,Boil some Cinnamon in a Cup of water. store it in a clean bottle in your bathroom.use it as a mouthwash frequently.
3)Parsley leaves (ajwain) are rich in chlorophyll,Nature's own deodorizer. Chew some leaves regularly and your breath will remain fresh, alternatively, you can Chew some Cardomon seedsto sweeten your breath.
4)Use neem twigs as tooth paste.
5)powder the Dried mint (pudina) leaves. use as toothpaste.

A Small Love Story..

A Small Love Story..
By Dad, Son, Mom, And Lover..
A Boy Saw a Gal In Front Of His House He Propose Her..
She Also Agree..
Dad Saw The Boy Wid Gal..

¤¤Intrvl¤¤

Dad: Who's Dat Gal..?

SON: I Lov Dat Gal & Will Marry Her..

Dad Is Shockd !

Climax

DAD:Impossible, She's Your Sister,
U Can't Marry Her..
Son shockd..!

(TWIST IN STORY)
Mom: Dont Wory Son,
I'll Arrange Your Marriage,
U Are Not Your Dad's Son..

Now Dad Shockd..!!
THE END..

How to kill a girl ?

How to kill a girl ?

Give her a beautiful dress
nice jewelery
costly cosmetics.

Then lock her in a room without a mirror.

Tadap tadap kar mar jaeagi

Saas: Aane do mere bete ko

Saas: Aane do mere bete ko, usey baith kar samjhaungi tumhari
kartut.... Bahu: Koi faida nahi... kyunki tum baith k samjhaogi aur
main lait ke samjhaungi..

SANTA in Shyari mood:-

SANTA in Shyari mood:-

Jab khyal kiya to khyal bhi tera aaya,
Jab aankhein band ki to khwab bhi tera aya,

Socha yaad kar lun us khuda ko,

Magar jab honth khule to naam bhi tera aya...
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.

.

.

Kya dhoond rahey ho?

Santa ajj serious hai, hamesha majaak thoda hunda hai..

Sri Sri: Despite being in every moment

Sri Sri: Despite being in every moment,life is infinite and has been
here from thousands of years from centuries and will continue to be
here.

Sri Sri: Meditation helps you bring harmony

Sri Sri: Meditation helps you bring harmony and influences the subtle
bodies and layers of all the different levels of existence in the
creation.

Sri Sri: You see violence in action and in someone

Sri Sri: You see violence in action and in someone. In your mind, if
you feel violent about that person, then you are not any different.

Success is like a fart

Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho?

BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho ?MOM
:Nahi beta par aisa kyu puchha ?BABY:To phir raat me Papa aapki PANTY
kyu Utarte hai?

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love

Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love with something, you want
to possess it, have it. When you get it, it looses its significance.

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom

Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom use karne se Enjoyment me
fark nahi padta...Girl Studnt-Polythene mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos
Kamine,Tab pata chalega

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,

Mausam-e-tohin se kubul muflis na ayega,

Maktul-e-wafa ko mahrum na ayega.

Waat lag jayegi,
par ye sher samajh na ayega

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki

Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki
KIDNEY Fail Ho Chuki Hai
Santa:kutte,Saale..Jhuthe
Meri KIDNEY Kabi exam dene ni gai
to fir fail kaise hui..

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me Apne AAGE or PICHHE Dekte Hue
Sher kaha :- "Kya Qayamat hai Kya Majburi hai, itne Pas Reh ke Bhi
kitni Doori hai!"

R u Mail or Femail?

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
-
-
-
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho ;-)

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA,TE RAAT NU Nend Ni
ANDI, Kyuki SCHOOL VICH KUrIYA GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vich ik VI NAHI
HAI,TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH
KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,
SANTA

Sri Sri: Imposing your own views

Sri Sri: Imposing your own views, ideas and feelings on others is
"viparyayah" (wrong knowledge).

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.

Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.
Wife: Wo Log Nahi Denge.
Sardar: Haan..!
Bade Kanjus aur bade Kamine Log Hai.. Chal.. Apni Hi Almari Se Nikaal Le.

Every girl will not have attraction in her eyes . .

Every girl will not have attraction in her eyes . . .but every boy has
his weakness hidden in some girl's eyes . . .
THAT'S GOD'S CREATIVITY. . .:-)

Xtreme Kamina Bacha!

Xtreme Kamina Bacha!
Son:papa Apki Love Marriage hui thi na

Dad: Yes par tmhe kese pta?

Son: Q K Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka farq hai

Santa: sir meri wife kho gai hai

Santa: sir meri wife kho gai he.
Postmaster : this is a post office not a police station. sardar:kya
karu? kahan jau? khushi ke maare kuchh samaj me nhi aa rha

Home Remedies for Pest Control

NATURAL BORN PEST KILLERS Home Remedies for Pest Control
Natural Not everybody likes cucumbers. You may be interested to learn
that ants hate cucumbers, especially cucumber peels. You'll especially
appreciate that fact if you want to get rid of them. Just spread some
cucumber peels - the more bitter, the better - where ants enter your
home and they should get the message. Consider cucumber the
"anti-welcome" mat for ants.Cucumbers are one example of natural pest
control. It's using natural and generally non-toxic ingredients to
repel or get rid of bugs including ants, wasps, mites, moths, flies
and other insects.People are slicing up cucumbers instead of spraying
Bug-Be-Gone because they don't want toxic chemicals in their homes or
in their garden sheds. There is growing evidence that synthetic
pesticides pose a health risk to humans and animals.For those willing
to invest some time and effort at crafting their own remedies, we've
gone on to list a variety of remedies to help you battle pests on the
home front and in your garden.Barriers act like barbed wire to keep
crawling pests, such as ants, out. These include garlic - grind it up
with water and apply - cayenne pepper, cinnamon, powdered charcoal,
bone meal, talcum powder or chalk. Keep in mind that different pests
have different aversions, so you'll have to see what substance works
best with the ones trying to sneak into your home.Another way to think
of barriers is to grow certain plants around the periphery of your
home. They not only look nice, but will also deter pests. Plants known
to repel ants and aphids include: spearmint, peppermint and
pennyroyal.You can use the same trick for fly control. Just substitute
the above plants with mint and basil which repel flies, but smell good
to humans.Boiling water is excellent for ant control or if you see
where they are creeping into your house, squeeze some lemon into the
hole or crack.Barriers also work for snails. They dislike sand, lime,
copper or ashes, so use these borders to keep snails away.Baking soda
and powdered sugar mixed in equal parts is a good roach killer. Just
spread around the area where you see roaches and soon you won't see
them anymore. (Boric Acid, while slightly more toxic, is naturally
occurring and is another way to get rid of them.)Here's a really
sneaky way to get rid of fire ants. (All's fair in love and the war
against insect pests.) The only way to get rid of an infestation is to
assassinate the queen. Wait until a dry spell is about to end.
Sprinkle instant grits on the fire ant hill. The workers will carry
the grits to the queen for her royal meal. She'll eat the grits and
when it rains, she'll drink. And that's what will kill her. The grits
will expand in her stomach and she'll "bloat" to death. Once she's out
of the way, the leaderless ants will die off. (This suggestion came
courtesy of the Tightwad Gazette II book.)Cloves smell better than
moth balls and are a natural deterrent against winged pests. You can
also create a water trap by filling a small basin with water and
leaving a night light suspended over it. Moths will be attracted to
the light and will end up crashing and burning and falling into the
water. Add a little dish soap to break the surface tension of the
water.Corn Gluten Meal may not sound very appetizing, but it's a
natural, preemptive strike against weeds. Apply it early in the spring
before weeds sprout. Corn gluten meal is a byproduct of the corn
milling process and is a natural fertilizer.Diatomaceous earth is made
up of the fossilized remains of diatoms, single-cell organisms. The
glass-like nature of diatomaceous earth makes it one of the oldest
forms of insecticide. The sharp surfaces cut through the insect
cuticle and the insect dies of dehydration. Diatomaceous earth kills
earwigs, ants and box elder bugs. Since it's non-discriminate when it
kills, be sure to only apply it just to the ground surface where you
think insects are overstaying their welcome.Grind rosemary leaves into
a fine dust and sprinkle it onto your pet or its bedding to ward off
fleas.Ivory liquid dishwashing detergent can act as a natural
insecticide. Dilute with water until it is a 1 or 2 percent solution
and then spray on plants.Need neem oil? Neem oil - made from guess
what? - neem seeds, prevents fungus growth, and repels and kills
insects, including mites. While it fights many scourges, it's nontoxic
to birds, mammals and most beneficial insects. One word of caution -
it can sometime affect bees so use it as a spot treatment to minimize
contact. Neem oil is usually sold in a concentrated form, to which you
add water.Fruit flies are wine connoisseurs. Okay, maybe they are not
wine snobs, but they have been known to quaff a few drops here or
there. They particularly like Chardonnay or so we hear. Use that
knowledge to your advantage: fill up a saucer of some cheap white wine
and add a little detergent to it. Leave it around for the flies to sip
and die on. This solution brings knew meaning to the expression "rot
gut."A natural fly catcher related to wine is to put something sickly
sweet like mango peels in the bottom of narrow-necked wine bottles.
The flies can fly in, but can't fly out.You can even make your own fly
paper. Boil water, sugar and corn syrup together. Spread the
extra-sticky mixture on brown paper grocery bags and voila you have
your own fly paper which will trap flies.For mosquito control the aged
old custom of burning citronella candles will help repel the pesky
critters.To get rid of slugs and snails, invert a flower pot near a
shady plant. Use a stick to prop up the flower pot or place on
irregular ground - whatever will give enough of an entrance way for
slugs and snails. They will crawl under the rim to avoid the heat.
Check the flower pot at the end of the day and remove the slugs and
snails.Vinegar is a great herbicide. Fill a spray bottle with vinegar
- white is best since it won't stain, you certainly don't want to use
expensive, aged Balsamic vinegar on weeds - and spray the vinegar on
your unwelcome flora on your porch, patio or back yard. It's one of
the few things that will work against noxious weeds such as Canadian
Thistle. All vinegars are diluted, so try and buy the highest
concentration you can at the supermarket.Using organic lawn
fertilizers will not only keep it green, it will make it healthy and
more equipped to defend itself against weeds and pests. Organic
fertilizers, such as bat guano, grass clippings, alfalfa meal, fish
emulsion and worm castings, work well.While natural pest control
products are a step up from most commercial insecticides, you should
still be restrained about using them. Don't just leap at something
that cures the symptom - look for the underlying or root cause and
seek a solution for that problem. Overuse can end up creating new
problems - getting rid of one pest in exchange for another.That said,
natural pest control can be a great non-toxic solution to keeping your
garden and home pest free.

What is insurance

What is insurance? Life Insurance is the key to good financial
planning. On one hand, it safeguards your money and on the other,
ensures its growth, thus providing you with complete financial well
being. Life Insurance can be termed as an agreement between the policy
owner and the insurer, where the insurer for a consideration agrees to
pay a sum of money upon the occurrence of the insured individual's or
individuals' death or other event, such as terminal illness, critical
illness or maturity of the policy. Life insurance plans, unlike mutual
funds, are beneficial when you look at them as a long term avenue of
investment which also offers protection through life cover. Life
insurance policies are broadly categorized into 2 types; Traditional
Plans and Unit Linked Insurance Plans (ULIPs). Traditional
policies offer in-built guarantees and define maturity benefits
through variety of products such as guaranteed maturity value. The
investment risk in traditional life insurance policies is borne by
life insurance companies. Additionally, the investment decisions are
regulated to a large extent by IRDA rules and regulations, ensuring
stable returns with minimal risk. Investment income is distributed
amongst the policy holders through annual bonus. These policies are
ideal for policy holders who are not market savvy and do not wish to
take investment risks.ULIPs, on the other hand provide a combination
of risk cover and investment. More importantly they offer a
flexibility to decide your risk taking profile. Here's a list of
the investment plans you can benefit from: Term Plan Term
Insurance helps the customers in safeguarding their families from
financial worries that arise due to unfortunate circumstances. Term
plans are pure risk cover plans with or without maturity benefits.
These pure risk plans cover your life at a nominal costTerm plans also
let you avail the benefit to cover your outstanding debts like
mortgage, home loan etc. In case of something happens to you, the
financial burden is borne by the insurance company and not your loved
ones.Term Plan offers you the following benefits: • High insurance
Cover at lower costs • Financial security against loans and mortgages,
• Single premium payment option available • Available with host of
Additional rider benefits Health Insurance Endowment Plans
Whole Life Insurance Group Insurance Retirement Plans
Children's Plans Wealth Plans

Benefits of ULIPs

Benefits of ULIPs
Unit Linked Plans offer unique opportunity to combine protection with
investments. Some special features of Unit Linked Life Insurance
Policies (ULIPs) are: •
Provides flexibility in investmentsULIPs offer a complete selection of
high, medium and low risk investment options under the same policy.
You can choose an appropriate policy according to your risk taking
appetite, coupled with the opportunity to switch between fund options
without any additional expense. ULIPs provide the flexibility to
choose the sum assured and investment ratio in the annual targeted
premium. It also offers the flexibility of one time increase in
investment portfolio, through top-ups to avail investment opportunity
offered by external environment or own income flows.
• Transparency
The charge structure, value of investment and expected IRR based on 6%
and 10% rate of returns, for the complete tenure of the policy are
shared with you before you buy a product. Similarly, the annual
account statement, quarterly investment portfolio and daily NAV
reporting, ensures that you are aware of the status of your investment
portfolio at all times. Most companies publish latest NAVs on their
respective websites.
• Liquidity
To cope with unforeseen circumstances, ULIPs offer the benefit of
partial withdrawal; wherein after 3 years you can withdraw funds from
our Unit Linked account, retaining only the stipulated minimum amount.
• Disciplined and regular savings
ULIPs help you inculcate a regular saving habit. Also, the average
unit costs tend to be lower than one time investment.
• Multiple benefits bundled in one product
ULIP is an outstanding solution for risk cover, long term investments
with the benefit of various investment opportunities, coupled with tax
benefits.
• Spread of risk
ULIPS are ideal for those investors who wish to avail the benefit of
market linked growth without actually participating in the stock

How to adopt to spicy food:-beginer guide

Adapt to Spicy Food Spicy food is enjoyed the world over. In some
countries, like Indonesia, spicy foods are even fed to newborns and
only the dying are kept from enjoying everything the spices have to
offer. Eating spicy foods will open up a whole new world of culinary
delights to those who dare to venture. Steps Tips and Warnings
​1 Start with foods that are only slightly more spicy than what you
are currently used to. As you eat these foods, note which spices you
like, which you don't, and whether they cause any side effects.
2 Once you grow comfortable with the new level of spice in your food,
move up to the next. As you move up, go with those spices, whether for
heat or flavor, that you prefer.
​3 Continue increasing the amount of spice in your food as you adjust
to each new level. However, give yourself time to adapt to each
increase in flavor and heat. As you do so, you will open up a wide
range of food options you might never have considered trying.

How to adopt to spicy food:-beginer guide

Adapt to Spicy Food Spicy food is enjoyed the world over. In some
countries, like Indonesia, spicy foods are even fed to newborns and
only the dying are kept from enjoying everything the spices have to
offer. Eating spicy foods will open up a whole new world of culinary
delights to those who dare to venture. Steps Tips and Warnings
​1 Start with foods that are only slightly more spicy than what you
are currently used to. As you eat these foods, note which spices you
like, which you don't, and whether they cause any side effects.
2 Once you grow comfortable with the new level of spice in your food,
move up to the next. As you move up, go with those spices, whether for
heat or flavor, that you prefer.
​3 Continue increasing the amount of spice in your food as you adjust
to each new level. However, give yourself time to adapt to each
increase in flavor and heat. As you do so, you will open up a wide
range of food options you might never have considered trying.

Kisi ko fikar h meri.?

(",) XCUSE ME!
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_//_

Kisi ko fikar h meri.?
Ehsaas hai mera.?
Bas mai hi SmS karu..?
Mujhe SmS kon krega?
Had hoti hai intejar ki bhi...

"A good example has twice the value

"A good example has twice the value of good advice."
Good morning india

In each single day we smile and laugh

In each single day we smile and laugh so many times..We never thank
God after every smile but we do blame him 4 every tear we
cry.Think..!!! Good morning

Animals ki khasiyat:

Animals ki khasiyat:

Monkey kela khata hai.

Dog wafadaar hota hai.

Plz

Aage mat padna

Maan jao mt padhna

Gadhe-wahi karte h jis kam ko mana kro

Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?

Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?

Best Ans : Shadi karke pyar karna chahiy par iski khabar biwi ko nahi
lagni chahye

In this world everybody makes mistake

In this world everybody makes mistake, but only a wife & boss has got
the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them & reminding them..

Santa underwear pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,.

Santa underwear pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,.

To ab kya wo bhi utar de?

Har baat me joke chaiye...

Sab bas
Jaan Lelo
Santa Ki...

Sri Sri: Despite being in every moment

Sri Sri: Despite being in every moment,life is infinite and has been
here from thousands of years from centuries and will continue to be
here.

Bachcha; Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lagti Ho

Bachcha; Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lagti Ho
Main AapSe Shadi Karunga

Teacher Gusse Se : Mujhe Bacchon Se Nafrat H

Bachha: Main Koshish Karunga Ke Bacche Na ho :-p

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha.

finally 2 sentences seekha:

1.Shukar hai, light aa gyi

2.ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

A GF msgs her BF agar

A GF msgs her BF agar tum so rahe ho to mujhe apne sapne bhejo
jag rahe ho to yadein bhejo
ro rahe ho to ansu bhejo
BF replies:"potty kar raha hu. . Bhejoon?"

Amitabh public toilet me se

Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig k nikla.
Jya:Aap to susu karne gye the?
Amitabh:Jaise hi mai andar gaya, koi bola "BIG B" or sab meri taraf ghum gye!

Ranjha chala gaya

Ranjha chala gaya,
Mahiwal doob gaya,
Majnoo bhi nahi raha,
Romeo bhi chal basa,
Meri bhi tabiyat theek nahi rehti

"Pata nahi ab larkiyon ka kya bane ga..."

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend..

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend...

Boy:You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Girl:Who's the first?
Boy:It's you! When you smile...!

Tumhari pasand hamari chahat ban jaye,

Tumhari pasand hamari chahat ban jaye,
Tumhari muskurahat dil ki rahat ban jaye,
Khuda khushiyon se itna khush kar de aap ko,
Ke aap ko khush dekhna hamari adat ban jaye..

Height Of Flirting

What Is The Height Of Flirting?

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.
.
.
.
.
.

When Your Love Letter Starts With

"TO WHOM SO EVER IT MAY CONCERN". :-)

Flirting Is The Only Job In The World

Flirting Is The Only Job In The World That Boys Cannot Include In Their CV. Despite Having Years Of Experience And Number Of References:-) Hahahahaha

Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigrette

Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigrette Achi Hai
Dil Ko Jalati Hai Per Hontoo Se To Lagti Hai

Me 3 sal ka tha

C.A karne wale ki Love Story:

Me 3 sal ka tha
wo peda hui
Me ne skol admsn lia
vo 2 sal ki thi
Me primary me tha
vo prp me thi
Me mdl me tha
wo primary me thi
Main matric me tha
wo mdl me thi
Mai F.A me tha wo Matric me thi
Main C.A me tha
wo FA me thi
Mai C.A me tha
wo BA me thi
Mai C.A me tha wo MA me thi..
Mai C.A me tha wo M.Phil me thi
Me C.A me tha vo Ph.D me thi
Me C.A me tha vo doctor bn gai
kal uski Shadi hy aur mera C.A ka paper hy...

"Pakistani di mushkil"

"Pakistani di mushkil"

Ghar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich

Uffff! banda ki kare?

Publish Post

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt Dont worry.Stand in front of d
mirror u wil find d best person who wil solve ur prblms.So Trust
urself.Gd.Mrng

Info Sms

It will cost 38 Trillion Dollars to create Oxygen for 6 Months for all
Human beings on Earth..
TREES DO IT FOR FREE..

RESPECT THEM & SAVE THEM...

It will cost 38 Trillion Dollars to create

It will cost 38 Trillion Dollars to create Oxygen for 6 Months for all
Human beings on Earth..
TREES DO IT FOR FREE..

RESPECT THEM & SAVE THEM...

Santa ki Biwi bhaag gai, 3 din baad wapis aayi

Santa ki Biwi bhaag gai, 3 din baad wapis aayi. Santa gusse se bola
"Ab kya lene aayi hai''?Biwi: "Mobile ka charger bhul gai thi"

Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai- he prabhu,teri kripa se kumbh

Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai- he prabhu,teri kripa se kumbh k mele mai bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha hai, kabhi pati-patni par b kripa barsao!

Sms

santa ke truck pe likha tha CHOTA PARIVAAR SUKHI SANSAAR' msg from
tinu,minu,rinky,pinky,kukki, kakki, santa,banta,ramu, tilu,pilu de
papa d Gaddi

santa ke truck pe likha tha CHOTA PARIVAAR SUKHI SANSAAR

santa ke truck pe likha tha CHOTA PARIVAAR SUKHI SANSAAR' msg from
tinu,minu,rinky,pinky,kukki, kakki, santa,banta,ramu, tilu,pilu de
papa d Gaddi

Ek ladka phool lekar ladki k pass gya

Ek ladka phool lekar ladki k pass gya, ladki ne ladke ko kiss kar
liya, wo ghabra kar bhaga to ladki ne pucha-kya hua? ladka-guldasta
lene ja rha hu.

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt Dont worry.

Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt Dont worry.Stand in front of d
mirror u wil find d best person who wil solve ur prblms.So Trust
urself.Gd.Mrng

Santa radio theek karvane gaya

Santa radio theek karvane gaya, dukandar-radio to theek hai bas mausam
kharab hone k waja se chal nhi rha, santa-theek hai te mausam nawa pa
de.

Ek Sharabi daru pi pi kar mar gya.,

Ek Sharabi daru pi pi kar mar gya.,
Lekin uski daru k prati shradha to dekho,wo mar ke bhi ye keh gya,

"SHARAAB TO THEEK THI, gurda HI KAMZOR nikla.;)

Beta-papa meri teacher kitni pyari h na!

Beta-papa meri teacher kitni pyari h na! Baap-beta teacher MAA k
barabar hoti hai. Beta-aap to hamesha apne he chakar me rehna

GANESH:

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GANESH:

G-Gives you
A-Always
N-Never ending
E-Energy
S-Spirit &
H-Happiness in your life.

Good Morning

Santa Ne A.C Lgwaya.

Santa Ne A.C Lgwaya. Banta Ne Pucha: Abhi toh Sardi Hai? Santa: Oye
Mene Ulta Lgwaya Hai,Garam Hawa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai
:-D:-D:-D

Aap itne ache lagte ho

Aap itne ache lagte ho,

dil ko mere bhate ho,

kasam se wo ada to aapki jaan le leti hai,

jab aap naak se gubara fulate ho* :D

Sri Sri: On one level there are individuals

Sri Sri: On one level there are individuals, everybody is different.
But on a deeper level there is only you. Only you, nothing else.

Sri Sri: Consolidation of your energy is faith

Sri Sri: Consolidation of your energy is faith and strength. That is
why Jesus also said, Faith is your strength.

Sacche Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan,

Sacche Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan, 1-Kamine kabhi phone nahi karege,
2-Zaleel hans hans k SMS Padhege 3-Jitni beEzzati ho jaye, par
besharam msg pura hi padhenge.

"Adaptability: A wise man adapts himself

"Adaptability: A wise man adapts himself to circumstances as water
shapes itself to the vessel that contains it."
Good morning india

"Always remember that the most important thing

"Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is
not happiness, but stability."
Good morning india

Santa-college k ladki se bola I LOVE U

Santa-college k ladki se bola I LOVE U, ab tum muje bolo. Girl-main
abi ja ke sir ko bolti hu... Santa-pagli sir ko mat bol unki to shadi
ho gyi haiSanta-college k ladki se bola I LOVE U, ab tum muje bolo.
Girl-main abi ja ke sir ko bolti hu... Santa-pagli sir ko mat bol unki
to shadi ho gyi hai

Boss ne sales team ko motivate kiya:

Boss ne sales team ko motivate kiya:
"Jo sabse jyada sale dega, usko singapore n malasia ka trip milega."
A man ask:Boss, par trip dega kaun?
Boss: Jo sabse kum sale karega:D

1 bar santa hanuman jynti k din mndr gya

1 bar santa hanuman jynti k din mndr gya, aarti ki thali santa k samne
se jane k bad log use pitne lge. btao kyo?
?
?
?Bcz Wo aarti bujha k bola hpy b'day HANUMANji !

Luv is-wen v drink d sme coconut water puting 2straws

Luv is-wen v drink d sme coconut water puting 2straws

Frndshp is dt whn v hv1 coconut & v use nly 1 straw & say

''bhikhari pura mat pee''...
:D

Santa, banta to rickshawala:Are o bhai khali ho kya..

Santa, banta to rickshawala:Are o bhai khali ho kya..

Rickshawala:Ha bilkul khali hu..

Banta:Aao chalo teeno Fir Tash khelte hai..
:-P:-P:-P

Santa in firebrigade-

Santa in firebrigade-

Lady calld-mere ghar aag lagi hai

Santa-pani dalo

Lady-dala,aag nai bujhi

Santa-fir hum akar kya karenge,hum b to pani hi dalenge...!!

Santa-jab tumari wife gum hui

Santa-jab tumari wife gum hui to police ko kyu nhi bataya, banta-kyuki
jab mera scooter gum hua tha to police wale ne 20 din istemaal krke
lautaya tha isliye

Santa's theory-moon is more important than sun

Santa's theory-moon is more important than sun bcoz it gives light at
night wen light is required and sun gives light in d morning wen it is
not required

Definition of a Nurse : A young and beautiful woman

Definition of a Nurse : A young and beautiful woman who touches u in
all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal.

SANTA DRIVING.. On The Wrong Side Of Road

SANTA DRIVING..
On The Wrong Side Of Road

&

He Became Upset

&

Said

===== SHIT====

Aaj Phir Late Ho Gaya..
Saare Log Wapis Jaa Rahe Hai...

Santa Oxford univrsity me professor tha

Santa Oxford univrsity me professor tha

Wah.wah

Santa Oxford univrsity mein profesor tha

niche kya dhund rahe ho
joke TO upar tha!

Jab se Mobile me Hanuman chalisa Download kiya hai

Jab se Mobile me Hanuman chalisa Download kiya hai

Tabse tumhare Msg band ho gye

Sach hi kehte hai k Bhut pishach nikt nhi aave

mahabir jb nam sunave :p

Banta in plane: Air hostes-kya lenge sir?

Banta in plane: Air hostes-kya lenge sir? Banta-badam
milk,seviya te bread pakora nal chaaa.. Air hostes-sir u r in plane
nt in guruduwara PARBHAAT FERI.

" A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things.

" A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things. . . A gud heart can
win many relations. . .But a gud nature can win many gud hearts :) "