Humor on love:Some1 askd me whats love?

Humor on love:Some1 askd me whats love?
I answd: love is d 7th sense of humans that destroys all d six senses
& make d person non-sense...:-P

Tv serials humor: 1 day a star said to me

Tv serials humor: 1 day a star said to me-
why do u msg ur frnds who dont mis u?
I looked up n said-beta apna kaam kar... star ban, star plus ki bahu mat ban :D

Husband-wife sms: Savitri apne pati ko yamraj se bhi vapas le aayi.......

Husband-wife sms: Savitri apne pati ko yamraj se bhi vapas le
aayi....... Moral-of the story.
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apni biwi se aadmi ko koi nhi bacha sakta..... Yam bhi nhi

Romantic Cute gesture....

Romantic Cute gesture....
Boy asked his girlfriend- tumhari eyes mcdonalds se aayi hai kya?
Girl gets confused and
Asks-why?
Boy-because I am loving it.

Girls are girls: Girl - iss Dress ki kya Prize hai?

Girls are girls: Girl - iss Dress ki kya Prize hai?

Shopkeeper - 15OO rupees.

Girl - UFF..!
or wo pink walay ki kya prize hai....?

Shopkeeper - UFF + UFF..!!
:-gd nt

Reply sms: NATURe DAY Aap k Khayal me Mera Nature Kaisa H?

Reply sms: NATURe DAY
Aap k Khayal me Mera Nature Kaisa H?

Ziddi
Mudi
Naraz
Hot
Hans-Mukh
Udaas
Masoom
Lovely
Caring
Bindaas
Atractive

reply fast.

Funny pappu and papa: PAPPU stands up in aeroplane shouted

Funny pappu and papa: PAPPU stands up in aeroplane shouted
"HIJACK"
every1 starts crying.
:-(
:-(
:-(
:-(
:-(
:-(
:-(
then JACK stands
replies
"HI PAPPU";-)

♥ Girls Grow Up Listening To Fairy tales

♥ Girls Grow Up Listening To Fairy tales ♥ And They Are Princess Of Their Parents ♥ They Realize Slowly That ♥ Life is Not A Fairy-tale & Compromise With Their Lives ♥ Just For An Unknown Person & Family ♥ Leave behind Everything ♥ Their Family, Friends & Home ♥ Lucky Are The Guys ♥ Who Don't Have To Leave Anything & ♥ Who Live A Life Given By Their Wife ♥ So Girls Are The Angles On Earth ♥ Value Them...

Never Believe 3 people -- SAGITTARIUS, LEO, PISCES ->

Never Believe 3 people -- SAGITTARIUS, LEO, PISCES -> they r selfish n mean. Never lose 3 people --TAURUS, VIRGO, CAPRICORN -> they r the most sincere n true lovers... Never share with 3 people -- CANCER, LIBRA, SCORPIO -> never keep secrets nd cheat... Never reject 3 people -- ARIES, GEMINI, AQUARIUS -> they r true frnds n never think bad for anyone... WHO ARE YOU?"

Random quote of the day

Random quote of the day:

If 'muah' is a kiss, then is 'kalmuah' a promise of a kiss the next day...:-*:-D
Gn..tc

Reply sms: Send dis to al n knw something abt ur voice...

Reply sms: Send dis to al n knw something abt ur voice..
D way i speak is...?
1.childish
2.naughty
3.sweet
4.ful of attitude
5.shy
6.Attractive.
7.mature. Rply

True love:~ girl~which is more important, ur lyf or me??

True love:~
girl~wich is mor imp ur lyf or me??
boy~b4 i ans, lemme ask u sumthin,
girl~sure,
boy~watz d diff b/w u & my lyf....

FACEBOOK ADICTION- Dad writes on sons wall:-

FACEBOOK ADICTION-
Dad writes on sons wall:-
son..hw r u?
Ur mom & v miss u a lot...v wish to c u...
So plz turn off ur PC & cum dwnstairs 4 dinr......:-)

Teacher to SANTA: Tumne "HOME" work Q nahi kiya..??

Teacher to SANTA:
Tumne "HOME" work Q nahi kiya..??
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Deadly answer given by SANTA:
Sir kyuki hum to "HOSTEL" me rahte haiN..!!

*^_^* *^_^*

CUTE quote:

CUTE quote:

We fight & scold the one whom we love the most-
&
interestingly we dont like others doing d same to that person...:-)
gudmrng..tc

Double meaning: College wali Masaledar hoti hai,

Double meaning: College wali Masaledar hoti hai,
Office wali Fikki hoti hai,
Gharwali me taste nahi aata,
Hotel wali Mast Hoti Hai
par

Chai to Chai hoti h! Pini to padti h,

good morning.

Reply sms:Who is ''ME" 4 u?

Reply sms:Who is ''ME" 4 u?
1.Busy person
2.Sweet Heart
3.Gud luking
4.True helper
5.cool person
6.Lazy
7.Cute
8.Emotional
9.Baby
10.flirt
11.irritating.
reply me

Quote on Rule of LIFE:

Quote on Rule of LIFE:
If you want to enjoy....
Always think life is long.
But
If you want to achieve something always think life is very short..:-)

Romantic quote:- Toh zinda ho tum

Romantic quote:- Toh zinda ho tum

Dilon mein tum apni betaabiyaan leke chal rahe ho
Toh zinda ho tum
Nazar mein khwaabon ki bijliyaan leke chal rahe ho
Toh zinda ho tum
Hawaa ke jhonkon ke jaise azad rehna seekho
...Tum ek dariya ke jaise lehron mein behna seekho
Har ek lamhe se tum milo khole apni baahein
Har ek pal ik naya samaan dekhein yeh nigaahein
Jo apni aankhon mein hairaaniyaan leke chal rahe ho
Toh zinda ho tum

Latest sms:Ek aadmi ko Heart ki bimari thi.....

Ek aadmi ko
Heart ki bimari thi..
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Doctor ne namak na
khane ki salah di..
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Uski biwi hamesha
uska khayal rakhne lagi..
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Wo aadmi bhi bahot sawadhani rakhne laga..
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Samay pe
khana,
sona,
uthna,
doctor. ki batai exercise karna,
khane mein namak bilkul na lena,
regular aur samay pe dawayi lena..
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Par achanak ek din subah wo admi bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua mila..
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Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke baad aisa
kaise ho gaya..?
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Postmartam ki report
aayi to pataa chala..
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Uske Toothpaste mein 'Namak' tha..

Agar Tumhari Shadi Judwa Behan Me Se Kisi 1 ke Sath Ho Jaye To Tum Apni Bv Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?

Talented Question:-
Agar Tumhari Shadi Judwa Behan Me Se Kisi 1 ke Sath Ho Jaye To Tum
Apni Bv Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?

Best Answer-Mai Q Pehchanu?

Arz kiya hai: Duniya mein aye ho toh kar jao kuch aisa kaam

Arz kiya hai:
Duniya mein aye ho toh kar jao kuch aisa kaam

Duniya mein aye ho toh kar jao kuch aisa kaam

Ki har gali se awaz aaye Abba jaan abba jaan...

*Koi Khushiyo Ki Chah Me Roye

*Koi Khushiyo Ki Chah Me Roye

*Koi Dukho Ki Panah Se Roye

*Ajib Silsila Hai Ishq aur Mohbbat Ka

*Koi Pyar K Liye Roye aur Koi Pyar Kar Ke Roye..!

Do u no who r d best couple in this universe?

Do u no who r d best couple in this universe? Smile n tears
Rarely they meet,
bt wen dey meet tat's d most gorgeous moment evr.
so enjy evry momnt of life. Gn

Pappu asking his Parrot: "Mitthu, Jalebi khyega?"

Pappu asking his Parrot: "Mitthu, Jalebi khyega?"
Parrot: "Apni Maa ko khila Saale.. Pehle Mirchi khila-khila k Piles
karwa diya, ab Sugar bhi krwyega kyA

Positive thinking poem: D

Positive thinking poem:
little bird in d sky,
dropping potty on ur eye,
u dont worry,
u dont cry,
u just thank GOD dat
buffallos dont fly.

Positive approach:A Single Logic To

Positive approach:
A Single Logic To
Stop Getting Hurt Is
By Believing That
"Nothing Is Mine."

Husband wife sms: Pehle Wo Meri GirlFrnd Thi Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

Pehle Wo Meri GirlFrnd Thi
Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

fir Wo Mangetar Bani Wo Bolti Thi Mai Sunta Tha,

JabSe Wo Biwi Bani Hum dono Bolte hai mohalla suNta hai

Har Kisi Ki Taqdir Achhi Nhi Hoti,Haatho Me

Har Kisi Ki Taqdir Achhi Nhi Hoti,Haatho Me Mohbt Ki Lakir Nhi
Hoti,Mohbt Mile To Qadar Kar Lena,Warna Unse Puchho Jinki Mohbt Unke
Karib Nhi Hoti.

Bollywood humor:Latest movie of big b released:

Bollywood humor: Latest movie of big b released:BUDA HOGA TERA
BAAP............. and aishwariya is pregnent...wat a
coincidence................. n as usual abhishek has no idea.

Aaj ki Mahabharat- Read it

Aaj ki Mahabharat- Read it

Pakistani humor

Pakistani humor -

Police ne car ko roka- Janaab, Ye suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehan kar

car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs. 5000 ka inaam diya jata hai. Aap is

inaam ka kya karoge..?

Car driver- Bhaijaan, Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.

Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye

sharab pi kar kuch bhi bolta hai.

Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole- Mujhe pata tha ki

chori ki car me hum zyada dur nahi jaa payenge.

Tabhi dikki se awaz aayi- Bhaijan, humne border cross kar liya kya..???

Techer- Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Hoga.

Techer- Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Hoga.

GOLU-Mai Nahi Aa Sakta.

Teacher-Q

GOLU-Mummy Itni Dur Nahi Jane Degi

I am not a pencil to write your happiness...

I am not a pencil to write your happiness... But I will be a nice
rubber to erase all your sorrows.......

"To Have good relations with all, we should keep our nature like a Theatre Screen.

"To Have good relations with all, we should keep our nature like a
Theatre Screen.It accepts All Characters & colours ; but remains
Peacefully White..."

Ironical but true:When u r HAPPY u want to reach the person u love the most..!

Ironical but true:

When u r HAPPY u want to reach the person u love the most..!

But wen u r SAD u want 2 reach the person who loves u the most.

Santa-Dharti par 1waqt aisa aayega, jab sirf Sardaro ki hi hukumat hogi

Santa-Dharti par 1waqt aisa aayega, jab sirf Sardaro ki hi hukumat hogi
Banta-Kyu
Santa-Kyuki baki insan to tab tak tarakki karke chand par pahuch jayenge.!!:

Rajnikanth sms: Rajnikanth and Sunday

Rajnikanth and Sunday

One day Rajnikanth bunked school.

 

Since then it is known as Sunday

Rajnikanth sms: Rajnikanth and iPad

Rajnikanth and iPad


Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad...!!!

Rajnikanth sms: Rajnikanth and oxford dictionary

Rajnikanth and oxford dictionary

Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test.

The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!

Rajnikanth SMS: Rajnikanth and Morning Walk

Rajnikanth and Morning Walk

Once Rajnikanth gone for a walk and after one hour police arrested him u know why ?????
He reached USA and having No Visa with him

Rajnikanth sms :- Rajnikanth and college life

Rajnikanth  and college life:-

Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college................

 

He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!

Rajnikanth sms :- Rajni sir and tooth powder

 Rajni sir and tooth powder :-

Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth..... . . . . . . . .

today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT

 

sharabi special SMS :- Peg after Peg

Peg after Peg

 

 

I never take risk while drinking

 

 

When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking

 

 

I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen

 

 

I stealthily enter the house

 

 

Take out the bottle from my black cupboard

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi is looking at me from the photo frame

 

 

But still no one is aware of it

 

 

Becoz I never take a risk

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First Peg

 

 

 

I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink

 

 

Quickly enjoy one peg

 

 

Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack

 

 

Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi is giving a smile

 

 

I peep into the kitchen

 

 

Wife is cutting potatoes

 

 

No one is aware of what I did

 

 

Becoz I never take a risk

 

 

 

I: Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage

 

 

Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are

 

 

looking out for her

 

 

 

Second Peg

 

 

I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard

 

 

But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle

 

 

I take out the glass from the old rack above sink

 

 

Quickly enjoy one peg

 

 

Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink

 

 

Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard

 

 

But still no one is aware of what I did

 

 

Becoz I never take a risk

 

 

I: But still I think Iyer's daughter's age is not that much

 

 

Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse

 

 

I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...

 

 

 

 

Third Peg

 

 

I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard

 

 

But the cupboard's place has automatically changed

 

 

I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink

 

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi laughs loudly

 

I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Mahatma Gandhi's photo & keep

 

 

it in the black cupboard

 

 

Wife is keeping the sink on the stove

 

 

But still no one is aware of what I did

 

 

Becoz I never take a risk

 

 

 

I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say that again,

 

I will cut your tongue...!

 

 

Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...

 

 

 

Fourth Peg

 

I take out the bottle from the potatoes

 

 

Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg

 

 

Wash the sink and keep it over the rack

 

 

Wife is giving a smile

 

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi is still cooking

 

But still no one is aware of what I did

 

 

 

Becoz I never take a risk

 

 

 

I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!

 

 

 

Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...

 

 

 

Fifth Peg

 

 

 

I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack

 

 

Stove is also on the rack

 

 

There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside

 

 

 

I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink

 

 

But none of the horses are aware of what I did

 

 

Becoz Mahatma Gandhi never takes a risk

 

 

 

 

 

Iyer is still cooking

 

And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing

 

 

Becoz I never take what???...........

 

"Ishwar"se kabhi kuch mat mango.

"Ishwar"se kabhi kuch mat mango.
"Ishwar"wo nahi deta jo Aapko accha lagta hai.
balki "Ishwar" wo deta hai jo Aapke liye accha hai.@ [GUDMRNG!

**WIFE: Suno ji Jab aapne pehli baar mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya tha ?

**WIFE: Suno ji Jab aapne pehli baar mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa
mehsoos kiya tha ?
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HUSBAND: Mar hi jata agar "Aahat" natak dekhne ki aadat na hoti.

1baat mujhe raat bhar sone nhi deti

1baat mujhe raat bhar sone nhi deti

Akkad Bakkad Bmbay Bo 80+90 kaise 100?
(,")>
<)(
_/\_170 hone chahiye na?

Reply sms BITTER TRUTH, If u Regularly msg ur frnds, U Won't Gt any

Reply sms: BITTER TRUTH,
If u Regularly msg ur frnds, U Won't Gt any Response. Bt if U msg thm
frm Unknown No. Evry1 vl Respond.

Ppl hv time 4 Unknown bt Nt 4 Known.gm

Flirty sms: Girl-Mujhe Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho?

Flirty sms: Girl-Mujhe Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho?
Tumhari Koi Bahan Nhi Hai Kya?

Boy-Hai EsLiye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl-Kyun?

Boy-Meri Bahan Ko
BHABHI
Chahiye...

Naughty sms: Can v do romance in d evening today?

Naughty sms: Can v do romance in d evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
'MOSQUITO'..... :p

Humor on facebook

Humor on facebook
Earlier:
"Neki Kr, Dariya Me Daal.."
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Bt Nw:
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"Kuch b kr, Facebuk pr Daal..!!";-):-P:-D:-)B-)

New Style Of Break Up !!! :- A Boyfriend Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Girlfriend..

New Style Of Break Up !!! :-
A Boyfriend Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His
Girlfriend..
Girl Yelled, "Wat Was That For.." ?
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Boy Said: "It's Over

Ultimate beizzati:- Garmi me Bus Stop pe 25 Log bus K intizar me khade the,

Ultimate beizzati:-

Garmi me Bus Stop pe 25 Log bus K intizar me khade the,

1 bhikari aaya,

Sub se 1-1 Rs,liye

Or

Texy me baith k chala gya.

...

D most serious Qs. in a grl's mind.

D most serious Qs. in a grl's mind.

Evry grl in d world thinks abt it every day..

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"MERE PASS TOH KAPDE HI NAHI HAI!

AAJ MAI KYA PEHNU.
gd nyt.

Pyaar DELHI STYLE : boy-i like you ..

DELHI STYLE :
boy-i like you ..
girl-aisa thappad dungi ki sidha karol bagh par giro gay...
boy-thoda dheere marna mujhe rajouri garden pe kuchh kaam he..;) :D

Save Girl Child: DIaRY OF A BABY

Save girl child: DIaRY OF A BABY
15Jun:- I get attached with my mom.

17Jun:- I m tissue now.

30Jun:- Mujhe MAA se khana mila.

15Jul:- Maa Papa se boli "wo papa banenge"
MOM,DAD r very HAPPY.

15Sep:- Mera DIL JOR-JOR se DHADAK raha hai.

14Oct:- I hv little hands, legs, head n stomach.

13Nov:- Today i was in a ultrascan.
Wow! I m a girl.

14Nov:- My mom n dad killed me ..
My only crime was tht i was a girl
WHY?:(
If u r human..
PASS IT 2 EVERY INBOX
Save Girl Child

Sardar Ji : I really like u.

Sardar Ji : I really like u.

Girl: Meri chappel ka size pata hai na?

Sardar Ji :...Lo kar lao gal friendship hoi nae, farmaeshaan shuru.;:::)

Santa banta sms:Santa and banta: Santa cycle pe ja raha tha,ek baba ne kaha 'ALLAH k naam pe kuchh de de!'

Santa and banta:
Santa cycle pe ja raha tha,ek baba ne kaha
'ALLAH k naam pe kuchh de de!'

Santa cycle rok k, 'chal pichhey baith tenu jhootey deva':-)

Jiyo itna k zindgi kam pad jaye,

Jiyo itna k zindgi kam pad jaye,
haso itna k rona muskil ho jaye,
kisi chiz ko pana to kismat ki bat hai,
magar koshish itni karo k khuda dene pe razi ho jaye.

Don't make your voice loud to make others....

Don't make your voice loud to make others listen to you.. But,make
Your personality loud, that others wait to listen to you...
Gdmrng

Papu aur papa: Papu: papa can you write in the dark without lights?

Papu: papa can you write in the dark without lights?

Papa: hmm... Yes I can atleast write me name.

Papu: Ok, I will close all light please write your name on my report card.

Papa: you again failed in the exam. You are a jack ass.

Papa: you again failed in the exam. You are a jack ass.
Son: papa, but our grandfather says you are a son of jack ass :D

BOY-darling Hmare Pyar K Bare Me Kisi Ko Mat Btana

BOY-darling Hmare Pyar K Bare Me Kisi Ko Mat Btana
GIRL-Teri bhen Ko To Zaroor Btaungi,wo Kameeni Kehti Thi K Koi kutte
Ka Bacha Hi Hoga Jo tujse pyar krega.:-D

Diplomacy of girls.

Diplomacy of girls.

They hate it when you ask their age.

But they will surely kill you if you forget their birthday:-D:-D

Humor on lok pal bill: Salwar Kameez wali Ladki ko line marte samay Sawdhan ?:-(

Humor on lok pal bill: Salwar Kameez wali Ladki ko line marte samay Sawdhan ?:-(

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Baba Ramdev
bhi ho sakte hain....:-D:-D:-D:-P

Janhit mein jaari...

Which is the most confusing day in the world?

Which is the most confusing day in the world?

FATHER'S DAY!...!

80% don't know whom to wish.

And rest 20% r scared someone will come & wish them...=D;)

3 great philosophies:

3 great philosophies:
(1) Ability can never remain hidden.
(2) No injury is deeper than insult.
(3) The birth of tension is d death of talent.....:):)

Funny organization chart of all major Tech companies :)