sharabi special SMS :- Peg after Peg

Peg after Peg

 

 

I never take risk while drinking

 

 

When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking

 

 

I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen

 

 

I stealthily enter the house

 

 

Take out the bottle from my black cupboard

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi is looking at me from the photo frame

 

 

But still no one is aware of it

 

 

Becoz I never take a risk

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First Peg

 

 

 

I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink

 

 

Quickly enjoy one peg

 

 

Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack

 

 

Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi is giving a smile

 

 

I peep into the kitchen

 

 

Wife is cutting potatoes

 

 

No one is aware of what I did

 

 

Becoz I never take a risk

 

 

 

I: Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage

 

 

Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are

 

 

looking out for her

 

 

 

Second Peg

 

 

I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard

 

 

But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle

 

 

I take out the glass from the old rack above sink

 

 

Quickly enjoy one peg

 

 

Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink

 

 

Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard

 

 

But still no one is aware of what I did

 

 

Becoz I never take a risk

 

 

I: But still I think Iyer's daughter's age is not that much

 

 

Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse

 

 

I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...

 

 

 

 

Third Peg

 

 

I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard

 

 

But the cupboard's place has automatically changed

 

 

I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink

 

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi laughs loudly

 

I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Mahatma Gandhi's photo & keep

 

 

it in the black cupboard

 

 

Wife is keeping the sink on the stove

 

 

But still no one is aware of what I did

 

 

Becoz I never take a risk

 

 

 

I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say that again,

 

I will cut your tongue...!

 

 

Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...

 

 

 

Fourth Peg

 

I take out the bottle from the potatoes

 

 

Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg

 

 

Wash the sink and keep it over the rack

 

 

Wife is giving a smile

 

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi is still cooking

 

But still no one is aware of what I did

 

 

 

Becoz I never take a risk

 

 

 

I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!

 

 

 

Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...

 

 

 

Fifth Peg

 

 

 

I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack

 

 

Stove is also on the rack

 

 

There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside

 

 

 

I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink

 

 

But none of the horses are aware of what I did

 

 

Becoz Mahatma Gandhi never takes a risk

 

 

 

 

 

Iyer is still cooking

 

And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing

 

 

Becoz I never take what???...........