Funny sms: Attachment Is Not When Two People Chat Day & Night. . . .

Attachment Is Not When Two People Chat Day & Night. . . .

Attachment is not when two people cant live without each other....

Attachment is not when two people cant stay away from each other for a moment...

But When Someone Emails U And Adds An Image Or Data File With It.....
That File Is Called Attachment...:😂

Funny sms:BABA‬ JI KA THULLU Defined

#BABA‬ JI KA THULLU Defined..

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• Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.. Tax Pay Karta Hai.. Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai? ‪#BABA_JI_KA_THULLU‬

• Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai..Sochte hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.. Aapko Kya Milta Hai? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

• Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.. Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.. Ladkiya Patayega.. Usse Kya Milta Hai? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

• Aap FB Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte hai "ADD ME I'M BLOCKED" Aur Sochte hai Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.. Aapko Kya Milta Hai? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

• BBM Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo Tumhe Kya Mila? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

• CA Mein Agar Aap Paper Revaluation ke Liye Dete Hai.. To Aapko Kya Milega? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

• Puri zindagi padhai karte hain...bt hum se zyada to anpad minister hi kamate hain...to hum sab ko kya mila...BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Ladki ko dil se pyar kro....din rat uske bina marne jaisi halat me raho....badle me aapko kya milega????

Sharabi sms: fact about alchohol

True Fact about Alcohol is :
"ya to yeh
Kambhakt
kam pad jati hai
ya
zyada ho jati hai !!!

Informative sms: 8 आश्चर्यजनक सत्य :

8 आश्चर्यजनक सत्य :

1. भारत में 80% लोग दुध नहीं पीते।

2. यु.के. में अब तक जुड़वा बच्चे पैदा नहीं हुए।

3. नेपाल में टाईगर इन्सानों के साथ सोते हैं।

4. साँप को अगर हवा में फ़ेंका जाये तो वह 10 सेकेण्ड तक उड़ सकता है।

5. ज़ेबरा का दिल नहीं होता।

6. बंदर चाईनिज ज़ुबान समझ सकते हैं।

7. हाथी के दुम के 1 बाल से एक वक्त में 3 मोबाइल की बैटरी चार्ज कर सकते हैं।

8. ये सब पॉइंट गलत हैं।


हम खाली बैठे टाइम पास कर रहे थे।


ध्यान से पढ़ने का शुक्रिया......बाकि आप भी शेयर करके टाइम पास कर सकते है ...😜

Political humor: Agar Anita gupta Sonia Gandhi

Agar Anita gupta Sonia Gandhi ki aawaz main attorney general ko fake call kar sakti hai to ab to koi Bhi PM ban sakta hai..

Bas call karke chup hi to rehna hai 😜

Funny BANIYA COLLECTION*


*BANIYA COLLECTION*

1. Baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya : 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Baniya : Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.


2. Baniya on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???


3. Baniya 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!


4. Baniya ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
Baniya ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Baniya : (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi Baniya ka khoon daud raha hai...😜

Rajnikant joke: Rajani is back with new ones .....

Rajani is back with new ones .....

🔸Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!!

🔸Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!!

🔸Government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!!

🔸Definition of solar eclipse:
When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!!

🔸Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world......
Thus.......The google was born!!!!

🔸Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..?????
British would have fought for Independance....

🔸Best Rajani joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!!

🔸An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore.
Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya ....

🔸Why do earthquake occurs?????
Because at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!!

🔸Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....!
Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🔸The pyramids in Egypt are actually.............
..........Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!!

🔸Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!!
Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🔸Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner?????
...................... To play Carrom!!!!!!

🔸Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting....

Santa banta sms: This is ultimate--

This is ultimate--
Yamraj to santa: "ur time is over, tell ur last wish...
It will be accomplished."

Santa:"I want to see manmohan speaking to rahul gandhi's wife at priyanka's son's retirement party .....!"
😀😀😃😜😂
Yamraj Fainted...!!

Husband wife sms: अभी शादी का पहला ही साल था,

👉 अभी शादी का पहला ही साल था,

ख़ुशी के मारे मेरा बुरा हाल था,

खुशियाँ कुछ यूं उमड़ रहीं थी,

की संभाले नही संभल रही थी..

सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना

... थोडा शरमाते हुये हमें नींद से जगाना,

वो प्यार भरा हाथ हमारे बालों में फिरना,

मुस्कुराते हुये कहना की…

डार्लिंग चाय तो पी लो,

जल्दी से रेडी हो जाओ,

आप को ऑफिस भी है जाना…

घरवाली भगवान का रुप ले कर आयी थी,

दिल और दिमाग पर पूरी तरह छाई थी,

सांस भी लेते थे तो नाम उसी का होता था,

इक पल भी दूर जीना दुश्वार होता था…😍

😃

५ साल बाद……..😓

सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना,

टेबल पर रख कर जोर से चिल्लाना,

आज ऑफिस जाओ तो मुन्ना को

स्कूल छोड़ते हुए जाना…

सुनो एक बार फिर वोही आवाज आयी,

क्या बात है अभी तक छोड़ी नही चारपाई,

अगर मुन्ना लेट हो गया तो देख लेना,

मुन्ना की टीचर्स को फिर खुद ही संभाल लेना…

ना जाने घरवाली कैसा रुप ले कर आयी थी,

दिल और दिमाग पर काली घटा छाई थी,

सांस भी लेते हैं तो उन्ही का ख़याल होता है,

अब हर समय जेहन में एक ही सवाल होता है…

क्या कभी वो दिन लौट के आएंगे,

हम एक बार फिर कुंवारे हो जायेंगे..
😡

Har shadishuda ki dil ki baat

Naughty sms: Ek ladka Tota khridne gaya

Ek ladka Tota khridne gaya...
ladka-mai kaisa lagta hun?
tota- harami lagte ho...
ladka-bada badtameez tota hai...
dukandar ne tote ko pakad k pani me dubo dia aur pucha fir dega gali?
tota-nahi,
fir ladke ne tote se kaha- agar mai ghar me ladki lau to tum kya sochoge?
tota-biwi hai.
ladka-agar do lau.
tota-biwi aur sali.
ladka-agar 3 lau?
tota-biwi,sali aur dost.
ladka-aur agar 4 lau?
tota-pani le aao bhai..maine toh pahle hi kha tha harami hai sala.=))

Husband wife sms: Arz kia hai ki,

Arz kia hai ki,

Keh do samundar se ki jarurat nahi uski lehro ki...

bas 1 biwi kaafi hai zindgi mein tufaan laane ke liye!! 😝