Naughty sms: Ek ladka Tota khridne gaya

Ek ladka Tota khridne gaya...
ladka-mai kaisa lagta hun?
tota- harami lagte ho...
ladka-bada badtameez tota hai...
dukandar ne tote ko pakad k pani me dubo dia aur pucha fir dega gali?
tota-nahi,
fir ladke ne tote se kaha- agar mai ghar me ladki lau to tum kya sochoge?
tota-biwi hai.
ladka-agar do lau.
tota-biwi aur sali.
ladka-agar 3 lau?
tota-biwi,sali aur dost.
ladka-aur agar 4 lau?
tota-pani le aao bhai..maine toh pahle hi kha tha harami hai sala.=))