Rajnikant joke: Rajani is back with new ones .....

Rajani is back with new ones .....

🔸Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!!

🔸Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!!

🔸Government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!!

🔸Definition of solar eclipse:
When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!!

🔸Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world......
Thus.......The google was born!!!!

🔸Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..?????
British would have fought for Independance....

🔸Best Rajani joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!!

🔸An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore.
Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya ....

🔸Why do earthquake occurs?????
Because at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!!

🔸Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....!
Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🔸The pyramids in Egypt are actually.............
..........Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!!

🔸Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!!
Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🔸Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner?????
...................... To play Carrom!!!!!!

🔸Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting....