Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. 😜😂
➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰
Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Conductor: 24 hours.
Aadmi: Wo kaise?
Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".! 😈😆😳
➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰
Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
👴Boss: I am a lion at home 🏡 too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!😁😲😖
Jaldi forward karo..Ye market me naya hai..😜😝😛😉👌
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Funny sms: Customer to clerk: agar main aaj chq deposit karta hoon, toh kitne
Customer to clerk: agar main aaj chq deposit karta hoon, toh kitne din mein clear hoga?
Clerk: sir 3 din toh lagenge
Customer: dono bank aamne saamne hee hai. Phir itne din kyun lagenge?
Clerk: sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai ....... Socho agar aap Shamshaan ke bahar mar jaate hai toh pehle aapko ghar leke jayenge ya wahin jala denge?
The Customer faints ........!!! 😃
Clerk: sir 3 din toh lagenge
Customer: dono bank aamne saamne hee hai. Phir itne din kyun lagenge?
Clerk: sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai ....... Socho agar aap Shamshaan ke bahar mar jaate hai toh pehle aapko ghar leke jayenge ya wahin jala denge?
The Customer faints ........!!! 😃
Husband wife sms: A couple was having dinner at
1⃣
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE? - No
That was the deal :)😜
2⃣
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!!
3⃣
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed..."😜
🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
👲Bhakt: Swami ji,
aisi Patni ko kya kahte h
jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?
👳Swami: Man ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Man ka Vaham.!!!!!
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE? - No
That was the deal :)😜
2⃣
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!!
3⃣
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed..."😜
🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
👲Bhakt: Swami ji,
aisi Patni ko kya kahte h
jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?
👳Swami: Man ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Man ka Vaham.!!!!!
Office office:Extract from Gita:
⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽
Extract from Gita:
Hey Parth,
| Tum pichli late promotion ka
paschatap mat karo |
|| Tum Agli Promotion ki
chinta mat karo ||
| Bus apni current posting se
he prassan raho |
|| Tum Jab nahin the
tab bhi ye office chal raha tha ||
| Tum jab nahin hoge,
tab bhi ye chalta rehega |
|| Jo computer aaj tumhara hai,
Kal kisi or ka tha ||
| Parso kisi or ka hoga. Tum ise
apna samaj kar magan ho rahe ho |
|| Yahi tumhare samast
dukho ka karan hai. ||
|Apraisal incentive,ACR, promotion, increment ye shabad apne man se nikal do |
|| phir tum is office ke ho
Aur ye office tumhara hai ||😂
Extract from Gita:
Hey Parth,
| Tum pichli late promotion ka
paschatap mat karo |
|| Tum Agli Promotion ki
chinta mat karo ||
| Bus apni current posting se
he prassan raho |
|| Tum Jab nahin the
tab bhi ye office chal raha tha ||
| Tum jab nahin hoge,
tab bhi ye chalta rehega |
|| Jo computer aaj tumhara hai,
Kal kisi or ka tha ||
| Parso kisi or ka hoga. Tum ise
apna samaj kar magan ho rahe ho |
|| Yahi tumhare samast
dukho ka karan hai. ||
|Apraisal incentive,ACR, promotion, increment ye shabad apne man se nikal do |
|| phir tum is office ke ho
Aur ye office tumhara hai ||😂
Political humor: Petrol rise
⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽
PETROL PURAAAN...
⛽May your happiness😊 increase like Petrol Price, May your sorrow 😞fall like Indian Rupee, and May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!! 🎡
⛽Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/-for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol. Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!🍺
⛽Dear Father-in-Law, I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry. Please take your Daughter or Car back…
I cannot afford both.
💃 or 🚖
⛽Finally it may happen…Beer cheaper than petrol!!! There will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON't DRIVE !!!⛽
⛽We have the world's cheapest car 🚗and the world's costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!!
⛽Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free. 💱
⛽Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो...
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...
Man: What? Why? How?
Attendant: Sir, it's a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!🆙
⛽ Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है कीजीतनेवाली टीम को Volkswagon मिलने वाली है, और वो petrol की है...!!!🚐
⛽ Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars…💲 Because………. वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!!
⛽ Dharmendra's new dialogue: कुत्ते... 🐕कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा...
⛽ Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!
Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी...
2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घरआने वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता... 🚲
⛽Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ?
Grahak: 50 ML गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है... 🔥
⛽ रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा,
कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई,
पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!!👼
PETROL PURAAAN...
⛽May your happiness😊 increase like Petrol Price, May your sorrow 😞fall like Indian Rupee, and May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!! 🎡
⛽Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/-for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol. Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!🍺
⛽Dear Father-in-Law, I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry. Please take your Daughter or Car back…
I cannot afford both.
💃 or 🚖
⛽Finally it may happen…Beer cheaper than petrol!!! There will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON't DRIVE !!!⛽
⛽We have the world's cheapest car 🚗and the world's costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!!
⛽Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free. 💱
⛽Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो...
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...
Man: What? Why? How?
Attendant: Sir, it's a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!🆙
⛽ Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है कीजीतनेवाली टीम को Volkswagon मिलने वाली है, और वो petrol की है...!!!🚐
⛽ Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars…💲 Because………. वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!!
⛽ Dharmendra's new dialogue: कुत्ते... 🐕कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा...
⛽ Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!
Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी...
2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घरआने वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता... 🚲
⛽Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ?
Grahak: 50 ML गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है... 🔥
⛽ रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा,
कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई,
पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!!👼
Husband wife sms: Once a Man asked GOd
Once a Man asked GOD
"why Girls are sweet, and all wives are horrible and bitter, GOD responded "Because Girls are made by Me......Wives by You
"why Girls are sweet, and all wives are horrible and bitter, GOD responded "Because Girls are made by Me......Wives by You
Reply sms: Let see how smart r u ..?
Let see how smart r u ..?
1. V🔑 2⃣👬
2.Ⓜ✅🔑⚡❤💪
3.🚗✔📞🚗✔
These are 3 movies ..guess the names of this 3 movies...common smart people...all the best
1. V🔑 2⃣👬
2.Ⓜ✅🔑⚡❤💪
3.🚗✔📞🚗✔
These are 3 movies ..guess the names of this 3 movies...common smart people...all the best
Husband wife sms: Philosophy of Marriage :-
Philosophy of Marriage :-
.
At the Beginning,
Every Wife Treats her Husband as GOD..
.
Later,
Somehow don't Know why..
Alphabets Get Reversed..!!
.
At the Beginning,
Every Wife Treats her Husband as GOD..
.
Later,
Somehow don't Know why..
Alphabets Get Reversed..!!
Monday, September 30, 2013
Shayeri sms: Heart Touchig shyari
Heart Touchig shyari
= = = = = = = = = = = = =
Kuch Salo Bad ye pal
Bahut Yad Aayenge 👰
Jab Hum Sab Dost 👬
Apni Apni Manzil Par
Pahuch Jayenge 💤
Akele Jab Bhi Honge ☝
Sath Gujare Huye 🙌
Lamhe Yaad Aayenge 🙇
Paise To Bahut Honge 👜
Par Shayad
Kharch Karne Ke Liye 🍪
Lamhe Kam Pad Jayenge ❎
Aaj Jyada Msg Dene weale
Par Gussa Karte Hai 😍
Kal Ek Ek Msg Ko 📩
Taras Jayenge 😒
Ek Cup Chai ☕
Yaad Dosto Ki Dilayegi 🐾
Yahi Sochte Sochte💭
Fir Se Aankhe 👀
Nam Ho Jayengi 😭
Dil Khol Kar ❤ In Palo Ko
Jee Lo 👥
Zindagi Apna ' ITIHAS '
Fir Nahi Dohrayegi 👋
🌀🌀 🌀 🌀❗ 🌀. 🌀🌀🌀
= = = = = = = = = = = = =
Kuch Salo Bad ye pal
Bahut Yad Aayenge 👰
Jab Hum Sab Dost 👬
Apni Apni Manzil Par
Pahuch Jayenge 💤
Akele Jab Bhi Honge ☝
Sath Gujare Huye 🙌
Lamhe Yaad Aayenge 🙇
Paise To Bahut Honge 👜
Par Shayad
Kharch Karne Ke Liye 🍪
Lamhe Kam Pad Jayenge ❎
Aaj Jyada Msg Dene weale
Par Gussa Karte Hai 😍
Kal Ek Ek Msg Ko 📩
Taras Jayenge 😒
Ek Cup Chai ☕
Yaad Dosto Ki Dilayegi 🐾
Yahi Sochte Sochte💭
Fir Se Aankhe 👀
Nam Ho Jayengi 😭
Dil Khol Kar ❤ In Palo Ko
Jee Lo 👥
Zindagi Apna ' ITIHAS '
Fir Nahi Dohrayegi 👋
🌀🌀 🌀 🌀❗ 🌀. 🌀🌀🌀
Santa banta sms: Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla.
Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla.
Jamadar bola : 20 rs.
Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha
CYBER CAFE main nahi..!
😊😀😃😄😁
Teacher To Santa-
Isko Hindi mei translate karo
She is kidding
Santa hasne lga or table par hi
gir gya or bola.
.
.
.itna asan
WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI
☺😊😀😃😄😁
Doctor To Santa:
Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi
Hai..
.
Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya
Phir Aansu Ponchte
Huwe
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kitne Number Se ??
😨😳😁😁😀😃😄
Santa to Banta:
Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo
seedha teri
bhabi ke dil per lage .
.
... .
. .
... .
Banta: Goli mar de
🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Santa Sharab pite pite
Rone Laga...
Banta: Kya hua Ro Q
Rahe Ho?
Santa: Yaar Jis Ladki ko
Bhulane ke Liye Pi raha
thaUska Naam Yaad
Nahi Aa Raha..
🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻
1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi
Santa ne Window se Dekha
Socho Santa kya bola hoga?
Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.
😉☺😊😀😃😄
Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?
Tailor-150 rs.
Snta- Aur nikkar ki?
Talor -50 rs.
Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo.
✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂
Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?
Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai
Santa-wo kaise?
Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai
Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.
😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Jamadar bola : 20 rs.
Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha
CYBER CAFE main nahi..!
😊😀😃😄😁
Teacher To Santa-
Isko Hindi mei translate karo
She is kidding
Santa hasne lga or table par hi
gir gya or bola.
.
.
.itna asan
WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI
☺😊😀😃😄😁
Doctor To Santa:
Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi
Hai..
.
Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya
Phir Aansu Ponchte
Huwe
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kitne Number Se ??
😨😳😁😁😀😃😄
Santa to Banta:
Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo
seedha teri
bhabi ke dil per lage .
.
... .
. .
... .
Banta: Goli mar de
🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Santa Sharab pite pite
Rone Laga...
Banta: Kya hua Ro Q
Rahe Ho?
Santa: Yaar Jis Ladki ko
Bhulane ke Liye Pi raha
thaUska Naam Yaad
Nahi Aa Raha..
🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻
1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi
Santa ne Window se Dekha
Socho Santa kya bola hoga?
Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.
😉☺😊😀😃😄
Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?
Tailor-150 rs.
Snta- Aur nikkar ki?
Talor -50 rs.
Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo.
✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂
Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?
Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai
Santa-wo kaise?
Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai
Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.
😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Husband wife sms: A New Metal is added to Chemistry:
A New Metal is added to Chemistry:
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love and care
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
Chemical Properties :
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond and Platinum
- Money Reducing Agent
Occurrence :
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love and care
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
Chemical Properties :
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond and Platinum
- Money Reducing Agent
Occurrence :
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
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