Political humor: Petrol rise

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PETROL PURAAAN...

⛽May your happiness😊 increase like Petrol Price, May your sorrow 😞fall like Indian Rupee, and May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!! 🎡

⛽Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/-for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol. Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!🍺

⛽Dear Father-in-Law, I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry. Please take your Daughter or Car back…
I cannot afford both.
💃 or 🚖

⛽Finally it may happen…Beer cheaper than petrol!!! There will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON't DRIVE !!!⛽

⛽We have the world's cheapest car 🚗and the world's costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!!

⛽Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free. 💱

⛽Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो...
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...
Man: What? Why? How?
Attendant: Sir, it's a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!🆙

⛽ Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है कीजीतनेवाली टीम को Volkswagon मिलने वाली है, और वो petrol की है...!!!🚐

⛽ Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars…💲 Because………. वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!!

⛽ Dharmendra's new dialogue: कुत्ते... 🐕कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा...

⛽ Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!
Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी...
2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घरआने वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता... 🚲

⛽Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ?
Grahak: 50 ML गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है... 🔥

⛽ रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा,
कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई,
पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!!👼