The last ball of Philip Hughes life..

The last ball of Philip Hughes life..

Employee - Sir, Meri Patni mere saath bahar ghumne

Employee - Sir, Meri Patni mere saath bahar ghumne jaana chahti hai, 5-6 din ki chutti chahiye.

Boss:-Koi Chutti Wutti Nahi milegi.

Employee:- Shukriya sir..., Jaanta tha musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge...!!!  

A man can be a victim

Depression is not a mood swing

Anorixia is not a body type

Quote on life sms:

Galib v/s wife

Galib v/s wife
Galib:
Hume to apno ne loota,
Gairo me kaha dum tha.
Hamari kashti waha dubi,
Jaha paani kum tha.

Wife:
Tum to the hi gadhe,
Tumhari akal me kaha dam tha.
Waha kashti leke hi kyu gae,
Jaha paani kam tha.
🎸 wife's always rocks🎸
😂😜😝😃

❌Upvas in new Style😉

❌Upvas in new Style😉
Living 1 day without:

❌Mobile
❌Facebook
❌Electricity💡
❌Internet📡
❌BIKE🚲🚳
❌Whatsapp📲
❌Tv📺

💤 Ye Upvas kar ke dekho
💥Bhagwan Dharti par aake kahege,"Bas kar Pagle ab Rulayega kya"❗😢😜

Becoz of Global Warming........

Becoz of Global Warming........

Our Next generation will not b able to see Tigers !!!!
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Toh
Hum kya kare?


Humne bhi to Dinosaur nahi dekha hai.

Kabhi Shikayat ki kya? 😝😝😝😜
Only 940 girls are left for every 1000 boys
in
India .........
SAVE GIRLS !!!
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we can save the tigers later....
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Bike pe piche ladki chahiye ya tiger ??
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choice is yours....
Janhit Mein Jaari.... bachao Naari..!!

एक दिन नदी किनारे लकड़ी काटने वाला पेड़ पर चढ़कर ल

एक दिन नदी किनारे लकड़ी काटने वाला पेड़ पर चढ़कर लकड़ियाँ काट रहा था...
🎋
पेड़ काटते-काटते उसकी कुल्हाड़ी नदी में गिर गई❗
🔨
वह रोने लगा, तो नदी में से भगवान निकले और उससे रोने का कारण पूछा...
🎉
लकड़ी काटने वाले ने कहा कि उसकी कुल्हाड़ी नदी में गिर गई है और उसकी आजीविका लकड़ी बेच कर ही चलती है...
🎊
उसकी बात सुनकर भगवान नदी में गए और एक सोने की कुल्हाड़ी निकाल कर लाए और बोले...
यह तुम्हारी है...❓
📯
लकड़ी काटने वाले ने कहा- नहीं...
✨
भगवान फिर नदी में गए और चांदी की कुल्हाड़ी लेकर बाहर आए...
💨
फिर उन्होंने उससे पूछा- यह तुम्हारी है...❓
💢
उसने कहा- नहीं...
💭
भगवान फिर पानी में गए और इस बार लोहे की कुल्हाड़ी के साथ बाहर आकर बोले...
यह वाली.....❓
☑
लड़की काटने वाले ने कहा- हाँ, यही है...
💥
भगवान उसकी ईमानदारी से बहुत खुश हुए और उसे तीनों कुल्हाड़ियाँ दे दी...
♨
वह खुशी-खुशी अपने घर चला गया...
🔆
कुछ दिनों में बाद उसकी पत्नी नदी में डूब गई ...
🌟
वह नदी किनारे बैठ कर रो रहा था...
❤
फिर भगवान आए और उन्होंने उसके उदास होने का कारण पूछा...
💜
तो लकड़हारे ने कहा- प्रभु, मेरी पत्नी पानी में डूब गई है.
💌
भगवान नदी में गए और उसमें से कैटरीना कैफ को निकाल कर ले आए...
💖
भगवान ने पूछा- यह तुम्हारी पत्नी है❓
💞
लकड़ी काटने वाला बोला- हाँ ❗
💘
भगवान गुस्सा हो गए और बोले- झूठ बोलता है❓❓
🔱
लकड़ी काटने वाला- प्रभु नाराज मत होइए...
मैंने हाँ इसलिए बोला, क्योंकि
अगर मैं नहीं बोलता तो आप दूसरी बार में मल्लिका शेरावत को निकाल कर लाते... फिर नहीं बोलता तो ......
♻
आप मेरी बीवी को निकाल कर लाते और फिर मेरी ईमानदारी को देखते हुए...
🔯
तीनों को घर ले जाने के लिए कहते...
🔁
प्रभु ! मैं गरीब आदमी हूँ, तीन-तीन बीवियों को कैसे पालता,
इसलिए पहली बार में ही हाँ कह दिया...❗

लकङहारा रॉक , भगवान शॉक !!
😜😝😃💦💤🌍☔
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*Machli Ko English Me Kehte He

*Machli Ko English Me Kehte He
FISH,
🐠🐟🐬🐳🐋
Hum Aapko Bahut Karte He
MISS,
😕😯😧😦😟
Humse Pehle Koi Kar Na De
WISH,
🎇🎁🎋🎉🎊🎈
Isliye pahle Kar Rahe Wish
🎎🎏🎌🎂⚡
"HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
2014....

Aamir khan new movie fun

घोर कलयुग...सन्नी लियॉन को कपड़े पहन कर !

घोर कलयुग...

भाग्य की विडंबना तो देखो...

आमिर खान को कपड़े उतार
के काम करना पड़ रहा हे...

और

सन्नी लियॉन को कपड़े पहन कर !!!

A very cold winter!

A very cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'

'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.

'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' 'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work😜😂🍻

American Soch :Hum chaand par pahunch gaye,

American Soch : Hum chaand par pahunch gaye,
ab next kya karein?


Chinese Soch : We r capturing 90% market share,
how to capture d rest of it?


Indian Soch : 12 baje light gayi thi aur 2 baje aayi thi,
fir 4 baje gayi aur 6 baje aayi,
iska matlab ab 8 baje fir jayegi,
fatafat motor chalakar paani bhar lo !!

😝😜😛😝😜😛😂😂😂😂😂

हमारी काबिलियत का अंदाज़ा तुम

हमारी काबिलियत का अंदाज़ा तुम
क्या लगाओगे गालिब,
के हम तो कब्रीस्तान से भी गुज़रते है
तो मुर्दे उठ कर कहते
है
"भाई एक-एक बियर हो जाये"....

GOLDEN WORDS:

GOLDEN WORDS:

"Kal ka kaam aaj mat karo..
usko kal par hi rakho..
kya pata us kaam ko karne ki zarurat hi na pade"

- William kamchor & James haramkhor.

Dedicated to all my drinking friends:

Dedicated to all my drinking friends:
Arz kiya hai

🍺Raat ko pee sharab
Toh raat kat gayi...

Din ko kiya hisaab
Toh waat fat gayi...😂😝😜🍻

जाटणी ( जाट से): जब तुम देसी ठर्रा पीते हो, तो मुझ

जाटणी ( जाट से): जब तुम देसी ठर्रा पीते हो, तो मुझे 'लैला'
कहते हो..
बीयर पीते हो तो 'डार्लिंग' कहते हो...
वाईन पीते हो तो 'क्वीन' कहते हो...
फिर आज 'भूतनी और चुडैल ' क्यूँ कह रहे हो?
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जाट : देखो आज मैंने SPRITE पी है, यानि "सीधी बात,
नो बकवास"

Modi Sarkar effect

Modi Sarkar effect
मोबाइल फोन के दामों में भारी कमी !
Samsung Galaxy Note 3 - Rs.26330
Samsung Galaxy S4- Rs.19530
Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1- Rs.15200
Samsung Galaxy Mega 6.3- Rs.14890
Samsung Galaxy Note 2- Rs.18825
Samsung Galaxy S III - Rs.14673
Samsung Galaxy Mega 5.8 - Rs.13635
Samsung Galaxy S4 Mini - Rs.13130
Samsung Galaxy Grand Duos - Rs.11307
Samsung Galaxy Grand Quattro - Rs.11060
LG G2 - Rs.28750
LG Optimus G ProRs.- 24500
LG Optimus Vu - Rs.20420
LG Optimus G - Rs.18500
LG Optimus 4X HD - Rs.17650
LG Nexus 4 - Rs.14583
LG Optimus 3D Max - Rs.14500
LG G Pro Lite Dual - Rs.12900
LG Optimus L9 - Rs.11300

Blackberry Q10 - Rs.30410
Blackberry Z30 - Rs.29900
Blackberry Z10 - Rs.14745
Blackberry Bold 9900 - Rs.12499
Apple iPhone 5s - Rs.33500
Apple iPhone 5 - Rs.25500
Apple iPhone 5c - Rs.28900
Apple iPad 4 Wifi+4G - Rs.29900
Apple iPhone 4S - Rs.22200
Sony Xperia Z Ultra - Rs.28718
Sony Xperia Z1 - Rs. 27165
Sony Xperia Z - Rs.22542
Sony Xperia ZL - Rs.18112
Sony Xperia ZR - Rs.17970
Sony Xperia SP - Rs.12200
Nokia Lumia 1520 - Rs.28462
Nokia Lumia 1020 - Rs.27055
Nokia Lumia 920 - Rs.18427
Nokia Lumia 925 - Rs.14211
Nokia Lumia 820 - Rs.12600
Nokia Lumia 720 - Rs.11345
Nokia Lumia 625 - Rs.10758
HTC Butterfly S - Rs.24990
HTC One dual sim - Rs.22565
HTC Butterfly - Rs.17549
Micromax Canvas Doodle 2 A240 - Rs.8652
Micromax Canvas 4 A210 - Rs.8566
Micromax A116 - Rs.7652
Micromax Canvas Ego A113 - Rs.7210
Micromax A110Q - Rs.7600
Spice Pinnacle FHD Mi-525 - Rs.8300
Spice Mi-535 - Rs.6990
Spice Stellar Prime Mi-510 - Rs.5999
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दुकान का एड्रेस नीचे लिखा है।
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जाकर खरीद ले।
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ロバはまだある
翻訳される
発見
ババジ時間。
😝😝😝😝

Sakht garmi ka time tha Ek buzurg (old man) Amrood

Sakht garmi ka time tha Ek buzurg (old man) Amrood 🍏🍏 becch raha tha,

Arvind kejriwal aaya or poocha:
Chacha G, Amrood🍏🍏 mein KEEDAA 🐛🐝to nahi?

Buzurg (old man) ne bohot pyaara or relax krne wala jawab dia k :

Beta ye Amrood🍏 hai ,

teri GAAND nahi.........😂😂😂😂😂

Bollywood humor message:only mithunda

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui....

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui....
Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi.....
par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do.

नरेन्द्र मोदी की दूर की सोच:
नवाज़ शरीफ और करज़ई को इसलिए बुलाया ...
ताकि शपथ ग्रहण समारोह में कोई आतंकी हमला न हो।
😬

In the mean time, Rahul Gandhi to Sonia: "मम्मी जीता तो मै था,
फिर शपथ स्मृति इरानी क्यों ले रही है??"

Political humor: mayavati zero seat fun

क्या आपको पता हैं की भारत अब साफ

क्या आपको पता हैं की भारत अब साफ
सुथरा रहेगा kyuki
अब पूरी ,
"निरमा वाशिंग पाउडर"
की टीम
"संसद"
में मौजूद ....?
हेमा ,
रेखा ,
जया ,
और
सुषमा ,
सबकी पसंद ,
निरमा
"निरमा वाशिंग पाउडर"😛😝😜

Political humor: ये मोदीजी भी कैसे आदमी है अभी तक भी शपथ नहीं ले रह

ये मोदीजी भी कैसे आदमी है अभी तक भी शपथ नहीं ले रहे......

अगर केजरीवालजी जीत जाते तो अबतक इश्तीफा देकर निकल गए होते.....!!!

Every girl has two problem:

Every girl has two problem:

1. kutta kaise dekh raha hai
2. kutta dekh bhi nahi raha

*ab kutta kya kare?* 😝😝

Funny pic:mummy ker li

Political humor: arwind kejriwal ke drame

A fellow walked into a pet store and was looking a

A fellow walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on display.

While he was there, a Chief Master Sergeant from the local Air Force Base walked in and said to the shop-keeper :"I'd like a line service monkey, please."


The clerk nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it to the Chief, "That'll be $1,000." The Chief paid and left with the monkey.

Surprised, the fellow went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah-----that was a line service monkey. He can park, fuel, and service all Air Force aircraft, conduct all required ground ops testing, rig aircraft flight controls, and all with no mistakes. He's well worth the money."

With his interest peaked, the fellow looked around and spotted a Monkey in another cage with a $10,000 price tag. "That one's even more expensive! What can it do?"

"Oh, that one is a "Maintenance Supervisor" monkey. He can instruct at all levels of aircraft maintenance, supervise all corrective and preventive maintenance programs, supervise a crew of maintainers, and even do most of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed," replied the shopkeeper.

The guy looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in a cage. The price tag read, "$50,000". "Holy Shit! What does this one do?"

"Well," the shopkeeper said, "I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer, fart, screw the female monkeys, and play with his pecker, but his papers say he's a pilot!!!"

One afternoon a wealthy manager was driving in his

One afternoon a wealthy manager was driving in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree".

"Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the manager answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!"

Lesson: Never trust managers....and there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS
😄😀😃😛😭😂

एक कर्मचारीको उसकी कम्पनी के तरफसे 'सायकल' मिली..

एक कर्मचारीको उसकी कम्पनी के तरफसे 'सायकल' मिली..

वो एक खुबसुरत तोहफा था.. मगर उसे पिछे Carrier नही था..!
कर्मचारीने उसे लगाने की मांग करी..
जब सायकल Carrier फिटींग करके आयी तो उसने देखा की अब सायकल का Stand निकाल दिया गया था..!

उसने गायब हुए Stand के बारे मे पुछा.. तो कम्पनीसे जवाब आया :
प्रायवेटमे नौकरी कर रहे हो तो एक ही चिझ पोसिबल है..

CAREER या STAND

अगर STAND लोगे तो CAREER खतम...
और अगर CAREER बनाना है तो कभी STAND मत लेना..!

सभी Private job वालो को समर्पित...!!

I respect Kejriwal for fulfilling his promise that

I respect Kejriwal for fulfilling his promise that he will send the ex-Delhi CM to jail...😝😝😝

😝😝"दरअसल केजरीवाल कहते रह गए कि वो खांसी से

😝😝"दरअसल केजरीवाल कहते रह गए कि वो खांसी से
लड़ना चाहते हैं पर उनकी पार्टी
ने ग़लतफहमी,जोश और
जल्दबाज़ी में उन्हें काशी से लड़ा दिया "😝😝

Political humor: pak relation with india

Political humor: aap performance in politics

Political humor: Modi vs rahul gandhi

Urban Dictionary has added a new word: 'Congressed

Urban Dictionary has added a new word: 'Congressed' (verb, adj). It means getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed.
Eg - I got "Congressed" at Work Today 😜😜

Kya subah se modi..modi laga rakha hai..kya apne b

Kya subah se modi..modi laga rakha hai..kya apne bhartiya sanskar bhul gaye....
Kisi ne bhi N D Tiwari ko phone karke puchha..chacha suhag rat kaisi rahi..😜😜

हद तो तब हो गयी जब आज सुबह ओबामा ने बिस्तर में

हद तो तब हो गयी जब आज सुबह ओबामा ने बिस्तर में
उठते हुए मिशेल का माथा चूमकर कहा - केम छो !!😜😜

Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki bacche ko
chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai YA
IIT me bhejke kejriwal.

In assembly elections

In assembly elections
मोदी - चल मजे लेते है ।

अमित शाह - कैसे ?

मोदी - मायावती को फोन लगा पूछ समर्थन देगी या नही। 😂😂😂😂

Funny politics:-rajnikant blessing to modi

Bjp Historical Win, This is going to be the start of a

Historical Win, This is going to be the start of all new Dream India.
and Narendra Modi is the reason

Delhi 7/7
Gujarat 26/26
Rajasthan 25/25
Uttrakhand 5/5
Himachal 4/4
Goa 2/2
Chattisgarh 10/11
Jharkhand 12/14
UP 72/80
Madhya Pradesh 27/29
Maharastra 43/48
Haryana 7/10
Bihar 29/40
Karnataka 18/28
Assam 7/14

Total NDA 330 with BJP alone 280
INDIA has won today! Jai Hind Jai Bharat

Breaking News: Rahul Gandh has started early prepa

Breaking News: Rahul Gandh has started early preparation for 2019 polls..
Slogan is ready "Leher ke baad Boonda-Baandi, Abki baar Rahul Gandhi.."
😂😂😂😂😂

Fun on cong result

16 मई 2014 को दोपहर

16 मई 2014 को दोपहर
दिल्ली रेल्वे स्टेशन से पाकिस्तान के लिये
स्पेशल ट्रेन रवाना होगी शाहरूख खान, लालू
यादव, सैम पित्रोदा सहीत जिन भी महानूभावो ने
मोदी के P.M. बनने पर देश छोडने
की घोषणा की थी वह सभी समय पर स्टेशन
पहूच जाये
1) 5साल से बडे बच्चो का पूरा टिकीट
लगेगा (राहूल गाँधी का भी)
2) जेब कतरो से सावधान (ट्रेन मे चिद्मबरम
भी होगे)
3) नवविवाहित जोडो के लिये S-1 मे सीट
रहेगी (दिग्गी )

Bjp unstoppable

पाकिस्तान में आज सुबह से दस्त रोकने की दवाई की बि

पाकिस्तान में आज सुबह से दस्त रोकने की दवाई की बिक्री में अप्रत्याशित इजाफा देखने को मिला है।
हाफिज सईद हैजे की चपेट में,
दाऊद पर तो ORS का घोल भी असर नहीं कर रहा है

......*Braking news*...... Varanshi se

......*Braking news*...... Varanshi se kejriwal aage chal rahe hai..............................................................ghar jane ke liye.😜😜😜😜
👉शाहरुख खान का बयान याद है ना👈
😐अगर मोदी प्रधानमंत्री बन गया तो में हिंदूस्तान छोड़ दुंगा॥😡
😡बस कुछ हि घंटे बाकी है॥😡
इसे फेला दो आग की तरहा
की मिडिया वाले उस से पुछ
ही क्या हुवा भाई जा ना

Varanasi vote share details

Political humor: Special and Very Important Message from Priyanka V

Special and Very Important Message from Priyanka Vadra....please forward to all as it will be huge help for her..... "Rahul Jahan bhi ho Ghar aa jao, maa paresan hai.
Koi kuchh nahi kahega, sari jimmedari Manmohan uncle ne li hai".......priyanka
😝😛😄😃😘😉😂😭

Political humor: लड़का फ़ोन पे : डार्लिंग कब मिलोगी ?

लड़का फ़ोन पे : डार्लिंग कब मिलोगी ?
लड़की : 16 मई को मिलेंगे !
लड़का : कहाँ ?
लड़की : किसी सुनसान जगह पे, जहां और कोई न
हो !
लड़का : ठीक है गाजियाबाद में आप पार्टी के
कौशाम्बी वाले कार्यालय में मिलते है !
लड़की : नहीं जानू , दिल्ली में कांग्रेस का हेड
ऑफिस सही रहेगा !!

Naughty sms:A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are

A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?



Girl says, "A bus"



Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!😂😂

Exit poll:Breaking News :

Breaking News :

Congress -340 seats
Congress allies - 90 seats
AAP - 40 seats
Independents -10 seats
Third front and others - 60 seats
BJP/NDA - 3 seats
(Sushma, Advani and M.M. Joshi).





































These are the seats reserved for Digvijay Singh's wedding 😜😜😄😄

One friday, a boy with a super hot girl entered a

One friday, a boy with a super hot girl entered a jewellery shop & choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.

The girl obviously felt awesome.

Boy gave a cheque & said he will collect the Ring on Monday after the cheque clears.

On Monday the jeweller calls the boy:
"There's no money in your a/c. The cheque
bounced!"

Boy: "I know. But you can't imagine what a weekend I had...😜😂

समय ⏰बदलता है तो किसी का सगा नहीं होता।

समय ⏰बदलता है तो किसी का सगा नहीं होता।
.
.
.
जो कपडे कल अंग्रेजो के गवर्नर
पहनकर लोगो को डराते थे।
आज उन्हें हमारे बैंड वाले पहनते है।

Bengali women ....

👏👏👏
Bengali women ....

How nicely they introduce their husbands


"Yeh homaara POTY hai"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

OneDay..Yamraja came to a Guy and said:

OneDay..Yamraja came to a Guy and said:

"Hey, today is your last day!"

Guy: "But i'm not ready!".

Yamraja said: "Well today your name is the first on my list...".

Guy:"Okay,then why don't you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we go?"

Yamraja:"All right.. ".

The Guy gave Yamraja some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
Yamraja finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!

The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!

When Yamraja woke up he said to the Guy:"Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.." !!! Moral:

Whatever is written in your Destiny ...
Will never change... no matter how much u try....
So, in Bhagwad geet- Shri Krishna Says:

"Tu karta woh hai
Jo tu chahata hai,

Par hota woh hai
jo mai chahata hu !

Tu kar woh jo mai Chahata hu ....
Fir hoga woh jo tu chahta hai....Jsk
..^..
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It's such meaningful so.....do read and forward it ........👍

Interviewer: What is Recession?

Interviewer: What is Recession?

Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜





Best one

Accountancy fact:

What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But....
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜

Once A Keera🐜 saw a piece of Gurr,🍡

Once A Keera🐜 saw a piece of Gurr,🍡
He went to eat it,
ButOn the way he saw a keeri,🐜
He left the Gurr🍬 & went with keeri.
MORAL:*Gurr nalo ishq💞 mitha*;-😃😄😉😊


Another love story
Dog and mosquito were in love mosquito kissed d dog,dog became emotional gave a love bite,mosq died by rabise,dog died by dengu
Moral-intercast love is dangerous😜

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What is "GENERATION GAP"?

What is "GENERATION GAP"?

**Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)


**If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house, "sabki gayi hai naa, phir thik hai!" 😀😀😀


**Sense of Responsibility...

A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "Bhai wapas kaun dene aayega???"
😝😝😝


**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
😛😅😛


**Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita. Uska kya?
😜😜😜😜

Excellent message:

Excellent message:

A pregnant mother asked her daughter, "What do u want- a brother or a sister?"
Daughter: Brother
Mother: Like whom?
Daughter: Like RAVAN
Mother: What the hell are you saying? Are you out of your mind?
Daughter: Why not mom? He left all his royalship and
kingdom, all because his sister was disrespected.
Even after picking up his enemy's wife, he didn't ever touch her. Why wouldn't I want to have a brother like him?
What would I do with a brother like Ram who left his pregnant wife after listening to a "dhobi" though his wife always stood by his side like a shadow?
After giving "Agni Pareeksha" and suffering 14 years of exile, how can you live with the blot of having lived with "another man".
Mom, you being a wife & sister to someone, until when will you keep on asking for a "RAM" as your son???
Mother was in tears…
👌👌👍👏👏👏

ISHQ KEJRIWAL

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Husband texts to wife on cell."Hi, what r u doing

Husband texts to wife on cell."Hi, what r u doing Darling?"Wife: I'm dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair…"Husband: "Bloody English Language!"
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
2. An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. "Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free."After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"
😝😜😜😜😜😜😜
3. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don't discuss ur problems,No TV serial, don't demand new clothes & gold jewels,Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.On the way home..Husband: What did the doctor say ?Wife:- No chance for u to survive.
😝😛😍😀
4. ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So MuchThat Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"
👲👲👲😯😟
5. Woman Buys A New SIM Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..
🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐱🐭🐹
6. Cool Message by a woman:Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"
🐒🐒🐒🐒🐼🐼🐼
7. A kid was beaten by his mom.Dad came n asked - what happen son?Kid said-I can't adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.
🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷
8. On an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..
🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
9. Throwing knives on wife's picture a husband, All were missing the target!Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"His honest reply, "MISSING U"
💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝
10. When a married man says "I'll think about it",What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
11. Wife: Do you want dinner?Husband: Sure, what are my choices?Wife: Yes and no.
📣📣📣📣📣📣📣
12. What is the Difference between mother and wife? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Achhe din aane waale hain

Achhe din aane waale hain


Kyunki.......
















Summer vacations mein
Sabki bibiyan
Maayke jaane wali hain.
😜😝😛😁😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

Political humor: चुनावी मौसम स्पेशल...

✅ू चुनावी मौसम स्पेशल...



👉एक बार नरेन्द्र मोदी और राहुल गांधी रेगिस्तान में रास्ता भटक गए, दोनों भूखे प्यासे थे तभी सामने एक मस्जिद दिखाई
दी।

राहुल गांधी ने मोदी जी को कहा चलो मस्जिद में चलते हैं।

मै अपना नाम अहमद बोलूँगा और तुम रहमान बोलना तो वहाँ खाना पीना मिल जायेगा !

मोदी जी ने कहा :- नहीं, मैं अपना नाम नहीं बदलूँगा।मै एक हिन्दु हुँ और सदा हिन्दु ही रहुँगा।

दोनो मस्जिद में गए, मौलवी जी ने पूछा आप लोग कौन हैं .??

मोदी :- मै नरेन्द्र भाई मोदी हूँ।

राहुल गांधी :- मैं अहमद हूँ।

मौलवी जी ने कहा:-
नरेन्द्र भाई मोदी जी को पानी दिजिए और कुछ खाने को दीजिए

और

अहमद मियाँ रमजान मुबारक हो।


(पप्पु तो हमेशा, पप्पु ही रहेगा।)
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁


नया आया है मार्केट मे फॉरवर्ड करो सभी को... 👍👍👍

Political humor: This is the best joke on election I heard so far:

This is the best joke on election I heard so far:

हमारे एक कांग्रेस कार्यकर्ता मित्र का कहना है कि इस समय 'कांग्रेस' की हालत ऐसी है कि अगर 'नरेन्द्र मोदी' भी कांग्रेस से चुनाव लड़ें तो हार जायेंगे..!
😜

Maha pj:pankaj bought a lottery ticket

pankaj bought a lottery ticket
pankaj did not win
pankaj udaas
😛
Deepak was unsafe
Deepak built a safe
Deepak tijori
Diana did a movie
Diana didn't expose
Diana did not win fans
Ab chhote kapde Diana Penti
Juhi walks on street
A dog appears
Dog bites juhi
Kutryane juhi chavla
😛
Karan was poor
Karan wanted gold
Karan got gold
Karan johar
John tried to act
John tried to emote
John tried to dance
John Ab rehem
Kabir smoked cigar
Kabir got poor
Now kabir bedi
Rupen went to vegas
Rupen goes to a strip club
Splurges a lot of money on stripper
Stripper says rupen chum le
Gulshan grew underneath
Gulshan wanted to grow up
Gulshan grovar
Sameera went to a parlor
Sameera did her hair
Sameera did her makeup
Sameera Reddy😂
Dino was lifted up
Dino was carried to the sea
Dino was drowned
Dino moriya
Hrithik buys bulb
Hrithik puts bulb in socket
Hrithik switches bulb on
Hrithik Roshan💡
Deepika enters a room,
Deepika smells fart
Deepika is being watched by everyone
Deepika Padukone? 😜

Babbu Mann song on Kejriwal

 

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Ad Humor:- AAP party Tide AD humor

Kuch na hota.... Sarkar badlega .... :D

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😊😊😊😊 A man approaches a beautiful woman in a H

😊😊😊😊 A man approaches a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket:
"Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere"!

MERA BHARAT HAI MAHAAN

 

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Husband wife sms:जिंदगी के 8 हिस्से होते है...

जिंदगी के 8 हिस्से होते है...

1. पढाई

📝
📕
📗
📓
📝




2. खेल

🎾
🚴
⚾
🎳




3. मौज मस्ती

🏂
🎼
🏀
🏉
🎳





4. प्यार

💖
💞
💘
💕
💓
💜




5. शादी
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8.







क्या ढूंड रहे हो...?

शादी होने के बाद खतम...!
सब कुछ खतम...!!
गेम ओव्हर... भाई...!!!

😜😀😜😂
विवाह वह खुब़सुरत जंगल हे जहॉ बहादूर शेरो का शिकार सुन्दर हिरणियॉ करती हे
😳😁😜


"समुन्दर से कह दो, अपनी
लहरों को समेट के रखे,
ज़िन्दगी में तूफान लाने के
लिए, घरवाली ही काफी है....!!"

Political humor: Prize winning message of the year-😄😜😉.

Prize winning message of the year-😄😜😉.
Santa in LPG Queue:

Cylinder ki Lambi line dekh Santa gusse me bola - Abhi Sonia aur Manmohan ko joote Mar ke aata Hu.

Kuchh der baad wo wapas line me laga.
Banta ne puchha: Jute marke aaya kya?
Santa bola: Waha isse bhi Lambi Line hai!! 😝😝

BIG HAWALA KAND OF SONIA N MUTTON EXPORTER TERRORI

BIG HAWALA KAND OF SONIA N MUTTON EXPORTER TERRORIST WII BE EXPOSED ON Z TV. @ 8 P.M. TODAY PLZ SPREAD TO ALL CONTACTS N SEE THE CORRUPT GOVT.IS DOING.

हनुमान जयंती की आप सभी को हार्दिक शुभकामना""..

कहना नहीं हनुमान जी से...!!
के समस्या " विकट " है....!!
.
.
कह देना समस्या से की...!!
हनुमान जी मेरे "निकट" हैं...!!

""हनुमान जयंती की आप सभी को हार्दिक शुभकामना""..

This particular joke won

This particular joke won
an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain

Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."

The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"

He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is . .

I have quit drinking"!!!

Beautiful poem by Harivansh Rai Bachhan

Beautiful poem by Harivansh Rai Bachhan

यहाँ सब कुछ बिकता है , दोस्तों रहना जरा संभाल के !!!
बेचने वाले हवा भी बेच देते है , गुब्बारों में डाल के !!!
सच बिकता है , झूट बिकता है, बिकती है हर कहानी !!!
तीन लोक में फेला है , फिर भी बिकता है बोतल में पानी!!!
कभी फूलों की तरह मत जीना,
जिस दिन खिलोगे... टूट कर बिखर्र जाओगे ।
जीना है तो पत्थर की तरह जियो;
जिस दिन तराशे गए... "खुदा" बन जाओगे ।।

--हरिवंशराय बच्चन

एक जाट ताऊ हस्पताल में आखिरी साँसे गिन रहा था …उसक

एक जाट ताऊ हस्पताल में आखिरी साँसे गिन रहा था …उसका परिवार व एक नर्स उसके बिस्तरके पास खड़े थे।
ताऊ अपने बड़े बेटे से बोला – "बेटा, तुम मेरे TDI City वाले 15 बंगले ले लो …"बेटी से कहा – "तू सोनीपत सेक्टर 14 के बंगले ले ले …"छोटे बेटे से कहा – "तू सबसे छोटा है और मुझे
सबसे ज्यादा प्यारा भी…तुझे मैं रोहिणी सेक्टर 24 पॉकेट 13 की 20 दुकाने देता हूँ."
आखिर में ताऊ पत्नी से बोला – "मेरेबाद तुम्हें पैसों के लिए किसी का मुंह न ताकना पड़े इसलिए
मेरे यूनिटी वाले 12 फ़्लैट तुम अपने पास रख लो …"पास में खड़ी नर्स, जो यह सब सुन रही थी, बहुत प्रभावित हुई.उसने ताऊ की पत्नी से कहा – "आप बहुत भाग्यशाली हैं कि आपको इतने अमीर पति मिले जो इतनी सारी जायदाद देकर जा रहे हैं … !"..पत्नी – "कौन अमीर ? … कैसी जायदाद ?…...अरे ये दुधिया हैे हम सबको जिम्मेदारियां बाँट रहे हैं…सुबह-सुबह दूध पहुंचाने की…!!" 😜😜😝😝

Right position of aap sign in evm

Delhi lok sabha election special..plz read

Shayri message: गुजर गया वो वक्त जब तेरी हसरत थी मुझे।

गुजर गया वो वक्त जब तेरी हसरत थी मुझे।
अब तू खुदा भी बन जाये तो भी तेरा सजदा ना करू..!!

Political humor:God decided that it was finally time to end the Wo

God decided that it was finally time to end the World, so he called together those whom he considered the Three Most Influential People in the World:
1. President of USA Barrack Obama,
2. Chinese President Xi Jinping, and
3. Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh

"The World will End soon now," God told them. "You must go and tell all the People."

Obama, made a Live Statement on National Television.
"I've Good News and BAD News" he said.
"The Good News is that we have been Right, there is a God. The Bad News is that He is Ending the World."

The second person, Xi Jinping sent out a Worldwide Message:
"I've Bad News and WORSE News," he said.
"The Bad News is that we have been Wrong all along - there is a God. The Worse News is that He is Ending the World."

The third person, Manmohan Singh immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and tells her:
"I've Good News and EVEN BETTER News. The Good News is that God thinks I'm one of the Three Most Influential Persons in the World. The Even Better News is that we do not have to Worry about how to Stop Narendra Modi from becoming PM, because God is Ending the World..."

😀 Don't Laugh alone

SUNNY'S latest topless pic in water.

SUNNY'S latest topless pic in water.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE72neIbSqfUFsIB7GvPd-7Fm2WMW2ME7ckeiUIoCIXS90FCPuje0UX4Q2tCssIxHG-qFZWDJT-rGuZMcFETDC158R1Qg_6ZZkgeh8W0Gn4UPf7NHtLa3nUcuIAidey3vf1QvHDeEuBlEB/s400/Sunny+006.JPg




SUNNY'S latest topless pic in water.
Exposing like never before on a bollywood movie set.

Adults only please...

Must see...!!!

Mandiro mei hindu देखे

Mandiro mei hindu देखे
मस्जिदो में मुसलमान,
शाम को जब मयखाने गया
तब जाकर दिखे इन्सान."

Drunk Santa Singh farts very loudly in a restauran

Drunk Santa Singh farts very loudly in a restaurant.
The man in the next table gets very angry and says,
"Excuse me, you have no decency. You farted before my wife"
Santa: "Sorry, I did not know it was her turn!"

Santa ko 26 JANUARY ko goli maar di gayi.

Santa ko 26 JANUARY ko goli maar di gayi.

Kyuki santa gaa raha tha
"ae mere vatan ke logo, zara aankh mein bhar lo pani...
jo shahid huye hai unki, ghar se utha lo janani".

🍻Asaram Bapu🍺dies:

🍻Asaram Bapu🍺dies:
His PA calls heaven to find out if he's reached.

A lady picks up phone.
"Hello, this is Virgin Mary speaking".

PA disconnects and calls again after 1 hour..

"Hello, this is Mary speaking".

PA (smiles): Thank God, Guruji has REACHED !! 😎

SUNNY LEONE comes in COMEDY NIGHTS WITH KAPIL and

SUNNY LEONE comes in COMEDY NIGHTS WITH KAPIL and 1 guy from the audience says:
"Ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun. Saari movies dekhi hai aapki. Aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hu"

And siddhu says: Guru,
Har pila fruit aam nhi hota...
Har sita ka pati ram nhi hota...
Thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha...
Kyunki ye vo step h jo khule aam nhi hota...
thoko thoko... taali😝😝😝😝

AAJ KI MATCH K BAD

AAJ KI MATCH K BAD

Now
I UNDERSTAND
WHY MODI IS CALLING
RAHUL GANDHI AS
YUVRAJ

Two minute silence for

Two minute silence for
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.
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ROYAL CHALLENGER BANGLORE who bought Yuvraj Singh for 14CR.😂😂😂

Sakshi : Chai piyoge..?

Sakshi : Chai piyoge..?
Dhoni : Ji. Bilkul.!
Sakshi : Kaunse cup mai du 2007 ya 2011 ke.?
Dhoni : Fir thdi der aur Ruk Jaa... 2014 ke cup mai piyunga..!

Sakshi- us cup me to yuvraaj tatti kar gya

Facts about cong n bjp

Bjp n cong bhai bhai

Funny jokes on modi

एक सभा में MODI "G" चिल्ला-चिल्ला के बोले 

BJP में " भर्स्टाचारियों '" के,

लिए कोई जगह नही हे...

भीड़ में से एक आवाज़ आयी : हाउसफुल हो गया क्या ?

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किस मुँह से बी जे .पी और 

आर .एस .एस हिंदुत्व को आधार बनाके और पाकिस्तान का विरोध करके हिन्दूका वोट जुटा पायेगी. !!!!

सवाल नंबर 1 झमझौता एक्सप्रेस लेकर पाकिस्तान कौन गया -अटल बिहारी वाजपेयी

सवाल नंबर 2 खोखरा पार मुनाबाव के रस्ते ट्रैन लेकर पाकिस्तान कौन गया-जसवंतसिँह. 

सवाल नंबर 3 पाकिस्तान राष्ट्रपति मुशरर्फ को आगरा किसने बुलाया -अटल बिहारी वाजपेयी. 

सवाल नंबर 4 जिन्ना की मजार पर कौन जाकर रोया- L.K. अडवाणी.

सवाल नंबर 5 पाकिस्तान राष्ट्रपति को किसने गले मिलाया-अटल बिहारी वाजपेयी.

सवाल नंबर 6 देश के दिल संसद पर हमला हुआ तब किसकी सरकार -NDA की.

सवाल नंबर 7 लालकिले पर आंतकी हमला हुआ

तब किसकी सरकर -NDA की.

सवाल नंबर 8 अक्षरधाम मंदिर पर आंतकी हमले के समय किसकी सरकार- NDA की.

सवाल नंबर 9 पाकिस्तान से ज्यादा बातचीत या दौरा किस पीएम ने किया-अटल जी ने.

सवाल नंबर 10 आंतकवादियो को सुरक्षित अपनेदेश मेहमानो की तरह कौन छोङआया-विदेशमंत्री जसवंतसिँह.

सवाल नंबर 11 भारतिय क्रिकेट टीम को बंद दौरा पाकिस्तान किसने भेजी-NDA सरकार ने.

सवाल नंबर 12 करगिल युद्द के सपूत शहीदोँ का खफन किस सरकार ने खाया -NDAसरकार ने.

सवाल नंबर 13 जिन्ना पर किताब किसनेलिखी- जसवंतसिँह पूर्व विदेश मंत्री!!!

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अगर देश के लिए कुछ करना है तो यह सन्देश 3 लोगो को भेजना है।

आपको सिर्फ 3 लोगो को मेसेज करना है कि मोदी (बीजेपी) को वोट ना करे। और वो 3 लोग भी दुसरे 3 लोगो को मेसेज करे।

इस प्रकार 

1 = 3 लोग 

यह 3 लोग 3 लोगो को मेसेज करेंगे 

3×3 = 9

9×3 =27

27×3=81

81×3 =243

243×3 = 729

729×3 = 2187

2187×3 = 6561

6561×3 = 19683

19683×3 = 59049

59049×3 = 177147

177147×3 = 531441

531441×3 = 1594323

1594323×3 = 4782969

4782969×3 = 14348907

14348907×3 = 43046721

43046721×3 = 129140163

129140163×3 = 387420489

387420489×3=1,162,261,467

बस आपको तो एक कड़ी जोड़नी है देखते ही देखते पूरा देश जुड़ जायेगा।

आज हमारे पास मोदी से बचने का इससे अच्छा विकल्प नहीं है।

और फिर whatsapp और facebook जैसे सोशल मिडिया तो फ्री है ना

गुजरात की कुछ अनकही बाते

1.एक ऐसा राज्य है जिसके दो मिनिस्टर जेल में है और दो बैल पे बहार घूम रहे है उसमे से जो गृहमंत्री था ओ कुछ दिनों के लिए गुजरात से तडीपार किया गया था

ये सब मिनिस्टर संगीन जुर्म के अपराधी है

2.गुजरात एक ऐसा राज्य है जहा विधानसभा और कैबिनेट ऑफ़ मिनिस्टर नाम के लिए है वहा कभी विधानसभा नाम के लिए दो तिन दिन चलाई जाती है और कभी भी कैबिनेट क बैठक नहीं होती

3.गुजरात राज्य के 45%बच्चे कुपोषित है जो भारत देश में सबसे जादा है

4.गुजरात राज्य की51%महिलाये औसत वजन से कम वजन की है

5.गुजरात राज्य का शिक्षा क्षेत्र में18 क्रमांक है जो दस साल पहले 9वा क्रमांक था

6.गुजरात राज्य भारत का सबसे ज्यादा कर्जबाजारी राज्य है जो 175000करोड़ है

इसका मतलब गुजरात में हर एक आदमी पर 24हजार कर्ज है जो भारत में सबसे ज्यादा है

7.भारत में सबसे ज्यादा टैक्स वसूलने वाला राज्य गुजरात है

8.भारत मै सबसे कम पढ़ा लिखा मुख्यमंत्री (less educated) गुजरात का है

9.भारत में सबसे ज्यादा खुदपे खर्च करने वाला cm गुजरात का है

10.भारत मैं सबसे ज्यादा बेरोजगारी गुजरात में है l

Yeh hai Modi ke Gujrat model ki hakkikat.

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नरेन्द्र मोदी जी उस 56 इंच चौडी छाती का क्या फायदा ?

जब अम्बानी या अदानी के खिलाफ बोलने में फेफड़े हाँफनें लगते हों ।

Why is 1st April celebrated as All Fools' Day?

Why is 1st April celebrated as All Fools' Day?

Because after paying all the taxes uptill 31st March, we all start working for the government again from 1st April!

History of april 1st:

. History of april 1st:
April 1 is called as FOOL'S day aftr Steve April. Steve April was born on 1st april 1579. He did 105 business in his lyf tym. He lost all his father's assets. Every1 started calling him as father of d fools. At d age of 19 he married a 61 aged woman. She divorced him aftr a year coz of his foolishness. He used 2 hear all kind of fake stories like u. Its a great idea to fool U ...Ha..ha.. April Fool..😆😆😝😝

'Asar' with Aamir Khan(AAP, BJP & CONG)

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Boy went to a girl's house 🏠 to propose to her 💏

Boy went to a girl's house 🏠 to propose to her 💏.

He bought a lotus for her and was planning to kneel down before her with it.
He rang the bell. The door was opened and it was the girl's mom standing in front of him.

Terrified by her disgusted look, all he could say was..

"Aunty iss baar BJP ko hee vote Dena.. Abki baar, Modi Sarkaar".. 😜😜😜😜

Haryanvi joke:एक आदमी ने जाट से लिफ्ट मांग ली। आगे रैड लाइट थी ज

एक आदमी ने जाट से लिफ्ट मांग ली। आगे रैड लाइट थी जाट ने बड़ी तेजी से गाड़ी को निकाल दिया पीछे बैठा आदमी डर गया।

आदमी : "चौधरी साहब, रैड लाइट थी"
जाट : "हम जाट हैं रैड लाइट पे नहीं रुकते"

फिर रैड लाइट आई फिर निकाल लिया, आदमी और ज्यादा डर गया।

आदमी : "चौधरी साहब, मरवाओगे क्या रैड लाइट थी"
जाट : "हम जाट हैं जाट रैड लाइट पे नहीं रुकते"

आगे ग्रीन लाइट आई तो जाट ने जोर का ब्रैक मारा और वही रुक गया।

आदमी : "चौधरी साहब, अब तो चलो ग्रीन लाइट है"
चौधरी : "अबे मरवावैगा के, उधर से तेरा फूफा कोई दूसरा जाट आ रहा होगा तो..??

Truth about 1 Rs coin

Sunny Leone: "Ragini MMS 2 mey main sab ko dara ke

Sunny Leone: "Ragini MMS 2 mey main sab ko dara ke rakh dungi"

Pappu: "Darr to aapki pehle ki movies mey bhi lagta tha......., kahi peechhe se mummy papa na aa jaayen" 😂

Dear friends, If you have a function/party at your

Dear friends, If you have a function/party at your home and when you see lots of food may get wasted ,Pls don't hesitate to call 1098 (IN INDIA ONLY) - child help line. They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children. PLEASE, DON 'T BREAK THIS CHAIN, "Helping hands are better than Praying Lips"
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Arvind kejriwal Live from Varanasi: House full here

Arvind kejriwal Live from Varanasi: House full here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3na6c-dl2w

 

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