Husband wife sms: Kuch khatti meethi baaten

Kuch khatti meethi baaten

Biwi(Gusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho….??
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Husband wife mein ladai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khaney mein kya hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Main der se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin kar sakta:D
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Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete

Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain ..:
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Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'

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Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
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Wife: Tum Mujh Sey Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?"
Husband: Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
Husband: Main Ney Tou Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,
DELAY Tou Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!" 😜😜😜😄😄😄

God -bete, mannat maang.
Man -plz mujhe phir se unmarried
kar do. God - beta 'mannat'
maangne ko kaha hai, "Jannat"
nahi !😜😜😜
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A man was granted two wishes by
God, He asked for the best drink &
the best woman ever. Next moment
he got mineral water & Mother
Teresa.😜😜😜😜😜
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~ Wife to Santa : "You don't love me
at all" Santa points towards their
five children and says "Do you think
I downloaded them from google"😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen. Some have
girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what
happened=))😜😜
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~ Puri LIFE ko Sudhaarne k liye ek
WIFE kafi hai, Par ek WIFE ko
sudhaarne k liye puri LIFE bhi kam
hai, -
Swami Dukhiya Nandji.
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Wives are
magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They
can change anything into an
argument😆😜
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY? A very INTELLIGENT Sardar
replied: Women don't have a wife!😜😜😆😜