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"Rajani" is back with new ones .....

🔸Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........

Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India 😝!!!!!!!!!

🔸Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..
Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!!

🔸Government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India 😳!!!!

🔸Definition of solar eclipse:

When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!!

🔸Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world......

Thus.......The google was born!!!!

🔸Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..?????

British would have fought for Independance.... 😆

🔸Best Rajani joke!!!!!!
Even Ghajini remembers Rajani !!!! 😜😝😆


🔸Why do earthquake occurs?????

Because at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!!

🔸Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....!

Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🔸The pyramids in Egypt are actually.............
..........

Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!!

🔸Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!!

Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration !!!!!!!!! 😁

🔸Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner?????

To play Carrom !!! 😝

🔸Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani reused as he found the title insulting ...😜😂