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Thursday, December 30, 2010
Patient-"DR. Sahab yeh phoolon ka har kis liye"
doctor bana hoon, is bar operation agar safal hua to mere liye varna
tumhare liye..."
Naughty new year sms: INVITATION 2all my Frnds-
NEW YEAR party
On 31st Dec 2010
At-Shaan-E Hall,67th Floor,
Burj-E-Kalefa DUBAI
Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega Jarur ana
HPY NEW YEAR
naughty new year sms : H A P P Y N E . . .
A
P
P
Y
N
E
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HAPPY NE padosi ki ladki chhed di. Aaj panchait bulaai hai.
Agle k ghar kalesh ho gaya or aap naye
saal ki badhai dhund rahe ho???
O ji Happy new Year in advance main qki 2din
Companies
TATA
RELIANCE
AIRTEL
BSNL
VODA
IDEA
apni apni aukat pe aa jaengi..!
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Santa got confused while filling Aplication form;
confused
while filling
Aplication form;
He asked
his father:
MotherTongue
me kya likhu?
Dad just
Replied:
very long
Likh dey.....
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use dur chod aya
Ghar aya to billi vapas a gai thi
Vo dusari bar chod aya billi phir vapas a gai
3rd tym vo use bahut bahut dur chod aya
Vapas raste me usne apni bivi ko phone kiya
Kya billi ghar aa gai
Bivi:yes
Sardar:us kamini ko bhej yaha,
me rasta bhul gaya hu..
Happy New year: We have come to d last days of d year..
Just felt i should thank everyone who made me smile this year n U r
one of dem..So here's a big THANK U....
Ek trafic police wala budhiya se-"me kitni der...
aap ruki q nhi"? BUDHIYA-"Beta ab meri siti sun kar rukne ki umar hai
kya"??
Girl in burkha.... Boy-Oye hoye kaha ja rhi
boy-mein b aata hun... Girl-aaja besharam, ammi ko bataungi apni behan
ko chedta hai
Monday, December 27, 2010
Naughty sms: Fan pe ltki Mundi, Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma, Bed-k-niche baithi Chudel, Prde-k-...
Chudel, Prde-k-piche sr-kti Lash, In sbki trf dhyan mt dena, Aaram se
sona. Good night :-)
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Beta:- Papa main jab business karunga to
katora pakada dunga.
Papa:- Well said.! Par wo kaise.?
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Beta:-Gol Gappe bechunga :P
Success and Excuses do not talk to each other...
forget about Success and If you want Success, forget about
Excuses....hv a gd day ..
Smart qoute: Progress has little to do with the speed but...
direction. So always concentrate on your direction, not on the speed.
Good day.
Punjabi sms: Insan ki 4 maa hoti hai
1 Jisne paida kia
1 Jisne padhaya
1 Sasu Maa
1 Wo jiske bare me mumy kehti h
OYE KANJRA ah RAAT de 2 vaje KEHRI MAA NAL GALLAN MARI JANA
Reply sms : "Cool Question" Agar mere bare me koi aap se 3 baten puche..
Agar mere bare me koi aap se 3 baten puche to kya bataoge..
1: _______
2: _______
3: _______
Jo dil me ho batao..
Frwd to ur frnds n get rplies
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Lovely qoute: “A man sooner or later discovers that he is the...
soul, the director of his life."Sep
Qoute on belieaving on your vison: “We all have our own life to pursue, our own kind of dream....
weaving, and we all have the power to make wishes come true, as long
as we keep believing."
Nice qoute : “The best and most beautiful things in this...
even heard, but must be felt with the heart."
Qoute on life: “The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to
honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that
you have lived and lived well."
Lovely qoute : “Too often we under estimate the power of a...
word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of
caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."
Qoute on Attitude: “Our attitude towards what has happened to
thing to recognize. Once hopeless, my life is now hope-full, but it
did not happen overnight. The last of human freedoms, to choose one's
attitude in any given set of circumstances, is to choose one's own
way."
Nice qoute: “Since you get more joy out of giving joy to
good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give."
Life is a game: Life is about trusting your feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness,
finding happiness, appreciating the memories, learning from the past,
and realizing people change
Santa: do you know what is the significance of R on our new indian currency sign?
currency sign?
Banta: after thinking for a moment said... No I do not know.
Santa: idiot it is a sign initail of our star rajinikanth.
Friday, December 24, 2010
Christmas! Merry Christmas!!
Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Its DECEMBER..
Wishing you a Blessed Month of
Christmas! Merry Christmas
Merry christmas : Bells r ringing d wishes of xmas day,
the flying snowflakes send ma most sincere blessings 2 u n ur family..
MERRY XMAS....:-):-)
Facebook and love today: Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes
(Boy starts running)
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: Catch'ya later. Gotta update my relationship status on facebook ;-)
Rajnikant and bigboss:Once rajinikant got angry on his friend, and told him not to show his face ever again..
face ever again..
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Today that friend is known as Bigg Boss.
Reply sms: Q. ________________?
is blank me esa sawal likh kr bhejie jo kbi apki himat nai hui mjhse
puchne ki,...
Snd it to ur frndz n see wat they want to ask u.
How do FRENZ help in problems?
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They give the most stupid suggestion that will make us laugh and
forget d problem-:-)
=*GooD*= *MornInG*
*MornInG*
*"Alway$ B Khu$h in Every Lamha of Zindagi"*
*"In Da Khu$hbo of Pyar"*
*"Jo Alwy$ Aap K Around Rahe"*
*"Hv a Achha Achha Day"*
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Respect the old when you are young.Help the weak when you are strong
strong.Forgive the one when one is wrong.because one day in life you
would be old,weak &wrong HAVE A NICE DAY
"With a BAD attitude you can never have a POSITIVE DAY" & "With a POSITIVE attitude...
POSITIVE attitude you can never have a BAD DAY"HAVE A NICE DAY
Three Great Philosophy's qoute :
1. Abilty can never remain hidden.
2. No injury is deeper than an insult.
3. Birth of tension is death of talent. GOODMORNING
Flowers blossom in grand style even when
beauty, so continue your work honestly even when nobody is
watching.HAVE A NICE DAY
Sum people says "Never forget me...."
Sum people says "Remember me always..."
But
I love my attitude...
so I say
"FORGET ME IF YOU CAN." gud nyt
Every One who Stays With You All Time
But One Who Fills Your Soul With Love & Wipes Your Tears is the Dear
One.GOODMORNING
Everything is "Pre-written" But...
"Pre-written"
But
With prayers it can be
"Re-written"
may God fulfil all ur wishes!
Good morning !
BHAGWAN se pyara kisi ka naam nahi hota,Unke simran se bdkar koi kaam nahi hota.
Unke simran se bdkar koi kaam nahi hota.
Dunia ki mohbbat me hoti hai ruswai,
Par unki mohbbat me koi badnam nahi hota.
Shubh Savera !
Amazing: If u re-arrnge these letters you'll get d following:
If u re-arrnge these letters you'll get d following:
*Dormitory=Dirty-room.
*Astronomer=Moon-starer
*The eyes=They see.
*A Decimal Point=I'm a dot in place.
*Eleven plus two =Twelve plus one.
*Princess Diana=End is a car spin.
*Mother-in-law=Woman-Hitler.
so awesome that cant resist forwarding.
"ES SAL K END KA SAWAL"
ap k khyal me meri d0sti ne apko kya dia?
Khushi, Mohbat, Wqt, Bhrosa, Hosla, Nfrat, Tension, Time Waste, Apnapan.?
rply
Dear Santa claus: All I want for Christmas is ...
to always be in my life... Send this to everyone who matters.:-)
Strength does not come from winning. Your ...
strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender,
that is strength.
Christmas Tree on ur phone.
,*@*,
,*@*@*,
"""""I I"""""
I Hope that I'm the 1st person 2 put a Christmas Tree on ur phone.
.. Enjoy d last month of d year.
Biwi-jab tum desi pite ho muje paro kehte ho,
wine pike jaan, aaj kya piya hai jo bhootni keh rhe ho? pati-aaj main
hosh me hun...
Aaj k taza khabar, sardar ne sagaai tod di..
thi... Sardar bola jo aaj tak kisi aur k nhi hui wo meri kya hogi..
Girl friend se Pyaar mat krna Qki
Qki
Ye ati he HEER ki trah,
Lagti he KHEER ki trah
Chubhti he TEER ki trah
Aur
Bheek mangwati he FAKEER ki trah. :-D
We take few seconds to hurt someone, but sometimes we take years to say sorry...
but sometimes we take years to say sorry,
so before this year ends, i'm sending
this msg to everyone whom i hav hurt.Sry.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Congrats! our national anthem "Jana Gana mana...."
"THE BEST ANTHEM OF THE WORLD" by UNESCO...... Kindly frwd this msg.
PROUD 2 b an INDIAN
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Tribute to motherhood: HOW TIME CHANGES ?
HOW TIME CHANGES ?
KaL Jab Hum Chote The Aur Koi
Hamari Baat Samajh Nai Pata Tha,
Tab Sirf Ek Hasti Thi Jo Hamare Toote Phoote Alfaaz Bhi Samajh Jaati Thi
Aur Aaj Hum Usi Hasti Ko Ye Kehte Hai Ke:::
(Aap Nahi Jaanti.!!)
(Aap Nahi Samajh Payengi. .!!)
(Aapki Baatein Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aati.!!)
(Ho Gayi Ab Aap Khush.!!)
Respect Dis Honorable Personality B4 The Companionship Ends.
" ITS TRIBUTE TO OUR LOVELY MOM "
Sakht Raston Me B Aasan Safar Lgta He,
Ye Meri MA Ki Duaon Ka Asr Lagta Hai,
Ek Muddat Se Meri MA Nahi Soi Jab.!
Mene Ek Bar Kaha Tha,
" MAA Mujhe Darr Lagta Hai "
Happy new year: D year's almost endng....D new year's comin up
D new year's comin up
&
I wanna change myself 4 d better
Any suggestions u hav Or any changes u want in me??
Be honest...Reply must..
Monday, December 20, 2010
Optimistic approuch:Beautiful tomorrow never comes...
When it comes, it's already TODAY...!
In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow don't waste your wonderful today...!
Gud mrg :-)
Flirty:Zindgi k 7 hisse hote hai
1Padhai
2Khel
3Mauj-masti
4Pyar
5
6
7
Kya dhund rahe ho
Payr hone k bad sab hisse
khtm ho jate h..:D
gud mrng have nyc day
Nurse to a patient with bleeding head-Injury:
Your Name?
Patient-Santa.
Nurse-age
S:40,
N:You Married?
Santa-NO NO No !
Car Accident !
Optimistic line : An arrow can be shot higher only by dragging it backwards.
So whenever life pulls u BACK, don't WORRY.
It's going to LEAD you to ULTIMATE VICTORY.
GM Angel.
Truth about life:" Anything is valuable only in 2 situations
1st- Before getting it ......
2nd- After loosing it .........
Gd mrng Dear !
Shayeri sms: Kya fark hota hai khuda or peer me,
Kya fark hota hai kismat or tkdeer me,
Agar kuch chaho or na mile to smjh lena k kuch or achha likha hai tkdeer me.
Good mng Angel !
Great thought: Living with: "TO GET" & "TO GIVE"
"TO GET" & "TO GIVE"
Creates too many Problems, But Living with simple Attitude:
"FORGET & FORGIVE"
solves all the Problems.
GOOD NIGHT G !.Living with:
"TO GET" & "TO GIVE"
Creates too many Problems, But Living with simple Attitude:
"FORGET & FORGIVE"
solves all the Problems.
GOOD NIGHT G !.
Priceless qoute : Feel the depth of this sentence
"God Does not like the hardness of Tongue and Heart...
That is why he made them boneless"GOODMORNING
KUCH LOG HASIN YADO KI TRAH HOTE Hai
LOG
HASIN
YADO
KI
TRAH
HOTE
H
JINHE
YAD
KAR K
DIL
KHUSH
HO
JATA
H
OR
JINKO
BHULANA NMUMKIN
H
AAP
UNHI
ME
se
1
ka
msg padh rahe ho.. Gevn;-)
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Shayri sms: Bewafa se wafa mat rakna lut jaoge apna..
khwaish h agr jannat ma jane ki maa baap ko apne se juda mat rakhna..
true heats touching line
Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai? Select any..
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
Plz Reply
.
mat karna.
Tmhe koi 10 rupay na de, jaan kaun dega...!!
A boy was going with his G.F.
A frend asked: Who is she?
BOY: My cousin.
The frend smiled and said: Last year she was my cousin.!" gm.
Reply sms: 2010 Is Almost Over, confess 1 thing you
REPLY MUSTTTT !!
2 Pandito me Ladai ho rhi thi.
Bahut der ho gai to 3ra Pandit ne pucha kya hua to 1 Pandit Bola..
Jb me Lahsun Pyaz nhi khata to isne mere Chiken me dala kyo..
Sardar in a computer exam was asked. "Wat is Microsoft Excel?"
"Wat is Microsoft Excel?"
Sardar - It is similar to surf excel to clean computer ...
UNBEATABLE quote: "Don't Keep Me In Ur Heart But Keep Me In Ur Brain Because
"Don't Keep Me In Ur Heart
But
Keep Me In Ur Brain Because
The Bigger Empty Place Gives Much Comfort To Me..."
gdmrng
Reply sms : New Slam book 2011...
cell if you fill it truely.
New Slam book 2011...
Name:
Pet name:
b'day:
Best friend
A very true quot sayinG :" Words don't have the power to huRt you.. Unless,
" Words don't have the power to huRt you..
Unless,
The person who said it means a lot to YOU..... :-)
Gud mrng...
A very Gud quote 2 b undrstud in lyf:-
Excuses r d easiest things to manufacture..
But..
Hardest things to sell..
So,think b4 u refuse
GUDDAY.!.........
Friday, December 17, 2010
Right thought : Never be proud nor Depressed. What ever Position u hold in Society
Remember when d game of CHESS is over, both KING and PAWNS go in same
box.
Have a nice day.
Good mng Dear !
A True Saying-Your best relation is the one who is the FIRST
Your best relation is the one who is the FIRST one to come in your
mind when you want to SHARE something to anyone.
Gud mrn'g.
New year 2011: Tmam sbuto or gwaho Ko madenzr rkhte hue...
'Happy New Year'khte hue jindgi Bhr khush rhne Ki sza di jati H.......:-D
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Good One liner : Strength grows when we DARE
Unity grows when we CHEER,
Love grows when we SHARE
and
Relationship grows when we Care..!Tckr
Dad n son sms : Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-
No money,
No fun,
Your son.
Pita ka jawab-
So sad,
very bad,
Your Dad...
Meaning of life in sms: life is short, live it! luv is rare,grab it! anger is bad,dump it! fear is...
fear is awful,face it! memories r sweet,cherish it! sender is genious,
accept it!
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Double meaning sms: Wo maza! Na red label me, Na Taaj me, Na...
me-na saaz me,
Na kuber k khazane me,
Jo maza hai Subah Uthkar..
... fir sO jaane me :d
G.MRG.
Famous quotes: MOTHER TERESA "Dont expect your FRIEND to be a perfect
"Dont expect your FRIEND to be a perfect person"
But, "Help your FRIEND to become a perfect person..!
Facts of life : Always take extra care of 3 things in life
(1) trust .
(2) promise,
(3) relation.
because they don't make
noise when they break !
Good mng G !
Meaning of life: There r only 4 ways, in which v contact with the world.
We are evaluated and classified by these 4 contacts:
what v do,
how v look,
what v say,
and how v say it.
Good mng G !
Husband wife sms : Two Most Imp People in our Life
1. Mother,2. Wife :-
One brings You into this World Crying: & ; the other Ensures that You
Continue to do So..
Gud night !
"CHEERS".HAVE A NICE DAY sms
it brngs "Tears" :Dnt think more abt future, it brngs "Fears" Liv dis
moment wth a Smile,it brngs "CHEERS".HAVE A NICE DAY
Lovely sms : "googly woogly woosh.."
And
hold ur left cheek wid ur left hand.
U know wat it iz
Mere tarf se,
"googly woogly woosh.."
Friendship sms : "FRIENDS"
Ai"(R)"tel
A"(I)"rcel
Id"(E)"a
Relia"(N)"ce
In"(D)"icom
B"(S)"nl
Dekha "FRIENDS"
K bina sare network bekar hai.
Luv sms : "Ppl think d worst thing is losing d one u luv in..
is..The worst thing in lyf is losing urslf in d process of luving sum1
too much"..:
Monday, December 13, 2010
Good morning thought: Even Iron becomes weak when Its HOT &,
Wish..So,Always Try to stay COOL,
If U Wish to be STRONG.GOODMORNING
Serious thought : "What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday
present thoughts build our life tomorrow: Our life is the creation of
our mind!GOODMORNING
Morning thought: The SMALLEST good D E E D is better...
SUPRABHAT
Success formula: Think About it.. Its Not a Mistake To Do a Mistake
Mistake To Repeat a Mistake...Good Morning.HAVE A NICE DAY.. !
Wise thought: Be more concerned about your character than
your character is who you are and your reputation is what others think
of you.GOODMORNING
Nice thought: The Beauty of life does not depend on how happy...
happy others can be because of you'! Gud day & have a nice.
Thought of the day "Good behavior can cover the lack of Good Looks"
A NICE DAY.
Smart thought : A life without an aim is like a Letter without...
an aim, but not Followed is like a Letter with address never
posted.GOODMORNING
Wise man lines : Stay Committed To Your Decisions,But Stay Flexible
Approach...GOOD MORNING
Happy new year 2011 sms: One Intersting NEWS
what is This..?
1111
Coming NEW YEAR Date 1-1-11.
I think I am First Person to Inform This News to You.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
1-1-11.
Have a nice day : Always learn compromises...
Because its better to bend slightly, rather 2 break the relation forever !
HAVE A NICE DAY !
Optimistic approuch: The happiest people dont have EVERYTHING in life..
The Best of everything that life brings their way Wishing U A
Happy Life
Nice thought: Very True Thought
"Victory is always at our feet.
But the problem is that we are lazy to bend! HAVE A NICE DAY
Lovlely message: Make a friend it is a Gift!
Have a friend it is a Grace!
Keep a friend it is a Virtue but be a good friend it is an honor !
Good mng G !
Positive attitude: If your eyes are positive you would like all..
Motivate life: Life is too short. Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness
laugh when you can, apologize when you should and LET GO of what you
can't change.
This is the perfect way of living life.:-)
Good morning
Optimistic line: Being sad with the right people is better than
wrong ones
And if u r happy with the right people then
Mauja Hi Mauja
Motivational line : Yr life today is d result of ur attitudes & choices in d past Ur life tomorow will b result of ur attitudes & d choices u make today Use ur 2day wisely.HAVE A NICE DAY.
Ur life tomorow will b result of ur attitudes & d choices u make today
Use ur 2day wisely.HAVE A NICE DAY.
Lovely lines : The Stone is Broken by the Last Stroke,That doesn't mean that First Stroke was
Stroke was Useless.Success is the Result of Continuous Daily
Efforts.Hv a joyfull day.GOODMORNING
Optimistic line : The PESSIMIST complains about Wind.
Wind...The OPTIMIST expects it to
Change...The REALIST adjusts the
Sails...SUPRABHAT
Nice lines: Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called
"PART OF LIFE",
But smiling in all those situations is called
"ART OF LIFE"
Good mng dear !
Reply sms: Choose 3 Numbers betweeen 0 to 9
Numbers
betweeen
0 to 9
koi Bhi continue
hone chahiye.
.
.
Example.-123
and i will tell u ki Tum kisse Shadi Karoge.
ANS SAHI DO
Friendship sms: Evry1 Tells Dat In Frnshp We Should Nvr Say Sorry Or Thanx
But D Real Fact Is Dat
Smtms A Relation Remains 4ever
By Sayng these 2 Words at Right Time.
Gud mrng
Santa banga jokes : Santa -ye shaadi k jode kon banata h...?
Banta - Aasman me bhagwan bnata h.
Santa - yar galti ho gye
Banta - kya hua ?
Santa - me to darzi ko de aaya . . . .
Gf bf sms: Whenever an intellignt boy maks any imprtnt dcision..
he closes hs eyes,
thinks a lot,listens 2 his heart,
uses hs head and finaly does wat his gf says!!
bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena
bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena
bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena
bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena
bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena
bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena
bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena
Sunday, December 12, 2010
bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena
bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena
bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena
bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena
bhikhari sms -amma roti de do. Amma-abi roti nhi
Bhikhari-mobile number le lo, roti ban jaye to miss call kar dena
Santa jokes: 1 man to santa-jab tumhe thand lagti hai tab
santa-heater k pass beth jata hu? Man-aur agar fir b thand lage to?
santa-heater on kar deta hu
Friday, December 10, 2010
Santa banta sms:Santa ko vodafon me opertor ki job mili
1st din use maar-maar k nikal diya gya
coz
1st caler: mera vodafn ka sim block ho gya h
Santa:to pgal Airtel ka le le.
Flirty sms:Crazy fact of today's generation
Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
.
.
.
.
But now they drink like their Fathers :D
Flirty sms:"GIRLS POLICY"
Proud with innocent BOYS!
Fun with handsome BOYS!
Friendship with good BOYS!
Love with faithful BOYS!
Finally Marriage with Rich Uncles...!!;-)
Gud nite:"G"o to bed
"O"ff the light
"O"ut of tension
"D"reams come
"N"ice sleep
"I"gnore worries
"G"et up earlier
"H"ave a nice day
"T"ak cre!
&
SWEET DREAMZ!!!
DoLLy bindra sms:Girls b4 marriage look lyk barbie doll
After mariage beautful doll
After 1year
Nice doll
After 2year
only Doll
after 5year
Dhol
after 10year
DoLLy bindra.
Political humour: Chor to lady-apne paise nikaal.
minister of delhi... chor-accha, to phir hamare paise nikaal.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Ascai sms: good morning!
.' _ _ '.
'. ._, .'
.._"GUDMORNING"_..
To WisH U...
A Sweet Morning WiD happiness.. Have A Lovely 'morning". Dear :-)
Nice sms:Every test in our life makes us Bitter or Better.
make or break us.Choice is ours Whether we becom Victim or Victorious!
Good Morning
ONE OF THE BEST MSG :
Kaun kehta hai ki ISHWAR nazar nahi aata??
Sirf wohi to nazar aata hai jab kuch naZar nahi aata..
Gdmrn,tc!
Student sms:-Got it...mil gaya kamina.....
"HENRY FISHEL THE AMERICAN" was the first to invent THE EXAMS....:-l
4WARD 2 all studnts....!!!!!
Sweetest expression of Love
A girl askd a boy
Is there any festival which can be celebrated everyday?
Boy replied
Wait till u fall in love with me...!!
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Flirty sms : Ladkiyon ka attitude hme pasand Nai
Ladkiyo se batein hme pasand nai..
Ye to dosto ki zid h 'BHABHI' chahiye..
Warna hme girlfriend banani pasand nai..GN SD
Love sms : A Touching lines said by a true lover
"I will go out of your life, if u can promise me that somebody will
love u more than me" .
Double meaning sms : Jo pasand aai wo mili nhi
jo Mili wo jami nhi
Jo jami uske sath mza aya nhi
Jiske sath mza aya
wo hamesha k liye rhi nhi
Naukri chiz hi aisi hai...
School sms : Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?
drugs
cigret
whisky
vodka
tea
Nhi re ye sb to kuch nhi
Asli nsha to KITABON me h
kholte hi neend aane lgti h
:-)
Gay sms:Definition of gay...
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Another useless effort by man 2 prove he can do everything widout women ;-)
Monday, December 6, 2010
Masti sms:Only4 Unmarried. Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance H
Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance H
Koi 1Select Kare
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Reply itz true by german astrology.
Flooding sms:Msg free ho to Try this...This is really true..Pass this to 10 people.
Try this...This is really true..Pass this to 10 people.
"I LOVE GOD"
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After 10 minute ur love will call(or)msg u..
Love sms:Boy:I LOVE U
Girl:I Hav a Boyfriend
Boy:Look.
A goalpost always has a goalkeeper bt dat dosnt mean U cant score GOALs!
Attitude matters
Nice sms:-Sea is common for all,
Bt some take pearls,
some take fishes &
some come out with jst wet legs.Wrld is common 2all
Bt we gt what we try4. Gudhelo:)
Asscai sms: good morning!!
I"""""l") Fresh
L___I" Nescafe ##### COFFEE specialy made 4U. Sorry I didn't add
sugar bcz ur already so sweet...... GOOD MORNING'.
The best thing in life is finding someone who
and weaknesses and still thinks...
U r completely amazing...!
Boy: i can do anythng 4u
Grl: wl u die fr me?
Boy: yes
Grl: wl u delte ur facebook a/c 4 me
Boy: jaa behen ghar ja.. Tere papa pareshan ho rhe honge..
gd nt ;-)
Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge
Boy: Shadi
Tchr: Nhi, Mera Mtlab H Kya Bnoge
Boy-Dulha
Tchr-ohh, I Mean Bade HoKr Kya Hasil Kroge
Boy-Dulhan
Political humour:Ek tha sardar, Baitha tha "Bekar" Baap tha "Laachaar" maa ko aya "Vichar"khilaya
"Vichar"khilaya "Achar"to ho gya "Chamatkar" aaj sardar chalata hai
INDIA KI "SARKAR".. :-)
Informative sms:"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"
"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"
God has given us "REAL-EYES" to "REALISE" the "REAL LIES.
Meaningful sms:insan zindgi bhar wo 2 chehre kabhi nahi bhul pata
1.wo jo mushkil halat me sath de
2.wo jo mushkil halat me sath chod de.
Reply sms:According 2 u , i m The most ______ person u
Rply soon...
M wtng 4 a true answr.....
Reply sms:Wo kon si chij h jo ladki sirf pahnti hai
or
ladka khata b h or pahnta b h
challenge 4 u.... Agr right ans de diya then i will salute your mind. . .
Reply sms:It's A Game...
ye Msg Apne10 frnd ko bhejo Agr10Me Se5 k Ans1jese Hue To Samajh Lena
k Apse koi Bht Zyda pyar krta H.
Q-mujpe konsa color acha lagega?
Plz rply
What is 1+4+3 ?
I+Love+U
No
I+Like+U
No
I+Miss+U
No
I+Kiss+U
No
1+4+3 Means
1+4+3 = 8
MATHS pe Dhyaan do..
ROMANCE pe nahi. ;-)
Gm sms:Wadiyo se Suraj nikal aaya hai. Fizao me naya
Q ho ab to muskurao. Aapko Good Morning kehne mera SMS aaya hai..! GM
Have a gud day
Good morning:Open ur noni noni eyes ! So the Sun can rise,
Birds can sing Bcoz all r waiting to see ur Sweet-sweet S+M+I+L+E. Gd
mrng :-)
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Love sms:It hurts when u break
hrts d mst whn d prsn u lov dsn't care of being lvd by u.
ASCAII sms:
44 44
444444
44
44
Magic sms.
Ye msg aap sirf 4 logo ko send kar sakte ho uske baad send nahi
hoga.Try it.:I m also shockd
Reply sms:Tell me any planet name,
I' ll tell ur life partner's character..
Reply to know the answer. Its
Quite interesting...
Ascaii sms:Come on bull go
"\,/" :. : :.)\
_!,!,!"""!,!,!"_,_
Come on bull go
Mere apno
k pas jana
Or
Jor se
ek
Laat mar kar kehna.
Ki
Humne yad kiya h.
Gd nt
Flirty sms:i LOVE YOU"
LOVE
YOU"
Ya sms 10 "GIRLS" ko bhajo aur jeeto
Apna nazdike "POLICE" station jane ka mauka.
Sath me rehna khana aur body masaj ekdam MUFT
Love sms:"The love which you go in search of,
may expect a lot of thingz from you.
But the love that comez your way,
expectz nothing more than you...!!!!
.....!!!! :-)
MeaNiNgful Quote:"We Never pay atteNtioN to a part of body till
"We Never pay atteNtioN to a part of body till it paiNs."
"DoNt let it happeN iN relatioNship.,"
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Funny sms:IT engineer OF INDIAN GODS
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BRAHMA-System instaler
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VISNU-System suporter
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SHIV-System Programer
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NARAD-Data transfer
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YAM-Deleter
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APSRA-Virus..
Friendship sms:Evryone Takes Pride In Celebrting ur Victory..
But Whn u Lose
Only True Frnds Hold ur Hand & Say:
"Tu saale Hamesha Zaleel hi Karwaya Kar" ;-)
Sardar sms:1 Man jumpd in2 sea n nvr came out
sea n nvr came out
Next Day-2nd man jumpd in2 sea n nvr came out
Santa aftr watching diz concluded:
"MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER!!":-D gud 9t
Rajnikanth joke:once a guy tried to flirt wid rajnikanth's gf...nw dat guy is known as
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once a guy tried to flirt wid rajnikanth's gf...nw dat guy is known as
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"BOBBY DARLING"
Humne b kisi se pyar kiya tha
Raahon me khade intezaar kiya tha
Bhool unki nhi, bhool hmari thi..
...kyunki unhone hum se nhi, humne unse pyar kiya tha....
Shayeri sms:Ishq dariya hai jiska sahil nhi hota,har dil
hota,rota wo bhi hai jo duba ishq mein or rota wo bhi hai jise ishq
hasil nahi hota..
"In the game of Life,it's not important 2 hold
But it's more important how GOOD u behave with the relations which u
HOLD...
Gd mrng
Reply sms:Be frank 2 say abt me [yes/no/little/alot]
Selfish:
Crazy:
Sincere:
Rude:
Caring:
Cool:
Talkative:
Smart:
Loving:
Sweet:
Cute:
U like me :
Question:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai Ans:
Ans:4,
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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,
3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi.. :-)
A sweet thought: ''Never get tired of doing little things 4
''Never get tired of doing little things 4 lovable persons" Bcoz,
Sometimes Those little things occupy d biggest part In their Hearts.''
Naughty sms:sheela ki jawani
Dad (caught his s0n watching 'Shiela ki jawani s0ng')- "Padh le beta!
Sheela toh Exam ke baad bhi jawan rahegi !!":p
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Never assure urslf dat sry is enough 2 ma
wen pain strikes d heart,reltnshps fades away no matter,How gr8 it
was.!:-)gudnyt tc
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
1 sardar ki 2 crore ki lotry nikli.
Lotrywala-apko tax kaat k 1.75 cror milega.
srdar-ye galat baat hai,mennu pure 2 cror do,nai to mere 100Rs. Wapas karo..:-D
Monday, November 29, 2010
Naughty sms:Physics would have been much easier
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if
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"tree" had fallen on newton's head instead of apple. . .;-).. Tc
Dream sms:There is only 1 difference betwn DREAM &
SLEEP whereas Aim requiresSLEEPLESS Efforts.So Sleep 4 Dreams & Wake
Up 4 ur AIM. Gdmrng
Awesome & fabulous sayng-
"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"
God has given us "REAL-EYES" to "REALISE" the "REAL LIES.
Flirty sms: Ladkiyo aur Popcorn k beech me 1common similarity.
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula leti he.;-)
PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS.:-)
Cool sms:Agr aap sache hindustani ho to in 5 ke nam Hindi me batao...
1. Ambulance
2. mobile
3. xerox
4. tube light
5. sim
it's challenge 4U
Inspiration sms:6 Baate 6 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti H.
1-Sorry-Galti Ko.
2-Dukh-Zindagi Ko.
3-Gussa-Rishte Ko.
4-Khushi-Dukh Ko.
5-Saath-Gam Ko.
6-dhokha-Dosti or PYR KO.
Love n friend sms:2 things nevr defined in whole life
1-is LOVE
bcoz u nevr know who LOVES u how much.
&
2-FRIEND
bcoz u nevr know how deeply they CARE About You.. Gn sd tc all
Love sms:Lovely relations are like a ring..
If we wear it, it will hold our finger tightly..If we remove it, it
will surely make us to feel its absence!
Funny sms:Best lines i have ever come across:-
I have learnt to give "love n care".
Not bcoz i hv 2 much..
Bt bcoz " I KNOW D FEELING OF NOT HAVING THEM..."
:-):-)
gm
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Informative :-I m not d best person in ur life, but I just hope
my name u would just smile & say
"Tha to Pagal..but I miss
him yaar"
:-):-P;-)
Dekhte hain aaj uss raah ki veeraniya,yaron
kahaniya,guzra vo daur,bichhad gaye sab dost,saath reh gayi bas un
lamhon ki nishaniya.
Galileo used lamp 2study.Grahmbel used
street lyt 2study.Moral: sb hmari tarh din me awaragardi krte the aur
raat me nautanki..
Saturday, November 27, 2010
GOD in DABANG style:
hum tumhare yaha aisa atmosphere karenge, ki tum confu"g" ho jaoge ki
raincoat pehne ya sweater. . .
happy winsoon .. Hv a gud day ..
Jaat boy to a Girl- Fone Numbr deve hai k na..? G-"Tameez se baat karo"!
G-"Tameez se baat karo"!
B- My dear wid due respect i wud lyk 2 say that Fone Numbr Deve h k na..?:-P:-D
Doc:Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gyi Hai..
Mazaak Krte Ho Meri Kidney Kabhi SchooL Hi Nahi Gayi,To Phir Fail
Kaise Hogi.....
Aj raat 11:45 indian time se AAp jo B duaa mangoge poori hogi,
kyunki Aaj raat chand bilkul Makka-E-Sharif k upar Ayega.
PLz frwd 2All your friend
A very true thought
"Wenevr i wana fall in luv wid my books.
My bed falls in luv wth me"
n I believe, pyar usi se karo jo tumse pyar kare..Isnt it?;-) gn
A cute WARNING - ''Don't try 2 understand me.
''Don't try 2 understand me.
If u do,
then either u'll go mad,
or
u'll start
loving me................."
Samandr milte hi Barish ko bhul jate h, Daulat...
Daulat milte hi Khuda ko bhul jate h,
Bade ajib h duniya wale b,
SHEILA milte hi MUNNI ko bhul jate h....:-D
"As promised to Obama, India has now started..
Americans.... Pamela Anderson is the first Recruit.."
Dil tut jata hai par khanak nhi hoti...
nhi roti, Mohbaat naam hai khuda ki bandgi ka. Jo sharto pe mile wo
mohbaat nhi hoti
Funny-sms Never choose me widout undrstanding & nvr loose me bcoz of mis undrsta
undrstanding. I may b wrng sumtime sumwhere, but not evrytime
evrywhere.
Gd nyt..
Its Better 2 Bunk A Class Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..
Bcoz, Today When I Look Back.
EQUATIONS Never Make Me LAUGH..
But MEMORIES Do..!
Boss to sardar : Batao coconut aur apple ke tree me kya similarity hai ?
Sardar kafi der soch ne ke baad -Dono pe AMROOD nhi lagtay....................
Girlfriend demand 4 ice cream..
Santa purchased it..
Girl: Thank u..:-)
Santa: Only thank u..
Girl: U want kiss.??
Santa: Chupp kar bhukhi,
Aadhi Ice-cream de.:-D
Friday, November 26, 2010
"Attraction is the Temporary Love"..
But,,,
"Love is the Permanent Attraction"...
Just a Game of Words,,But Makes Lot of Difference in Life... :-)
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Locks are never manufactured without a key....
gives problems without solutions... only we need 2 have courage to
unlock them....
Potty aur cricket team me kya similarity hai...??
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Thnk
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Socho socho
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DHONI vahan bhi hai...dhoni yahan bhi hai... hahahaha...
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Pura padna aur Pappu mat banana
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam
Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
Pappu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami
Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal
Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha
Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Appraisal ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"
"Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho"
"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"
"Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
"Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas "
"Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga"
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Grl: Jaldi Khidki se koodo, papa aa rahe hai... Boy: Lekin Ye 13v manzil hai..?
Boy: Lekin Ye 13v manzil hai..
Grl: Janu Ye Shagun-Apshagun Sochne ka waqt nahi hai..Zaldi koodo...
Gdmrng
kya aap pareshan hai? dukhi rehte hai? neend...
dil bhi nhi lagta? To samajh lo ke Vitamin 'SHE' k kami hai?
FACT OF FEELING!
No Matter How Mch U Flirt In d entire day,
At Night wenevr u sleep,
U'll Always End Up Dreamin
About The One U Truly Love..!
Gn
Why smart people always say dey r busy..??
think
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I'll tell u later
Right nw m busy..;-)gd nyt :-B)
Uttho..! Yeh Koi Sone Ka Waqt Hai?
Yeh Koi Sone Ka Waqt Hai?
Jab Dekho Sote Rehte Ho,
Sari Umar So-So Ke Bitani Hai Kya?
Ab Utth Jao Aur Reply Mat Karna
I AM SLEEPING
Ok
Recommended dosage of Viagra:
Viagra:
New g/f: no need!
Old g/f: half tablet!
Mistress: 1 Tablet!
Wife: 2 tabs+blue film+whisky+will power+Her Permission+aspirin!!!
Once in 1980s Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh. One night he had some stomach problem....
some stomach problem....
...... today that day is mourned as the Bhopal Gas Tragedy.:-D
Saturday, November 20, 2010
The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. -
Good morning india
Hey Sleeping Bird! Come Back From The Dreams New Day Has Been Started Welcome...
Welcome To Another Lovely Morning Have A Nice Day.
*Good Morning*
Thursday, November 18, 2010
One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you ...
start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make
life worth living
You should not live one way in private,
Good morning india
Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to live, as well as to think.
live, as well as to think. -
Good morning india
Finish the sentence "I NEVER TOLD YOU BUT ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT......................." Send it ur friends n see
THAT......................." Send it ur friends n see the unexpected
answers.reply me 1st
If your FAT girlfriend is WAITING for a bus at a bus stop what will u call her in 1 word?
call her in 1 word? Think little harder One last time
"MOTIVATING
Dedicated to all my friends.!!
Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena...
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Hum dil pe patthar rakh ke Tumhe Goli maar denge..
Money cant buy happiness.....
But smhow tis more comfortable to cry in a BMW rather than on a
footpath...... :)
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
*Diffrent style of gud night*
Frnd- gd nt yar,
Lover- gd nt janu,
Dad- gd nt son
But
Mom- So ja kanjra, phone wali maa naal gallan swere kar li.
"COMMITTMENT" does not means sticking to a person when u dont have
does not means sticking
to a person when
u dont have
any option,
Bt
it means maintaining a relation with
someone even when u
have lotz of option!!
"If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner will lose the thrill of his victory"...
thrill of his victory" Thats the power of Smile!!
Keep smiling..:-)
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Roger fedrer:- i hav each n evry knowledge about tennis. u can ask me anythin
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Sardar: ok tell me, how many holes r der in NET?:-
Roger fedrer:- i hav each n evry knowledge about tennis. u can ask me anythin
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Sardar: ok tell me, how many holes r der in NET?:-
Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha...
"ghabra mat.
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai,
koi Sardar- vardar nai hota"
Voice at a party: All married guys pl stand next....
ur lyf worth living.. The bar tender was almost crushed to death.
V spend our days waitng 4 da ideal path 2
wat we 4get is that,paths r made by walkng,not by Waiting....ee ;)
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Ek gaon me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya...
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People:bahut accha ho gaya.
Sardar:haan ji pehle dhoop me tair ke nadi paar krte the ab chhav me
tair k krenge
Bihari in chinese restaurant-bhai jara subzi wali gujiya dena..
Restaurant wala-kya?? Another boy-arey ye momos maang raha hai...
How true....! "Time is d most elastic element of d world"...
increases d minutes when we r Waiting & Decreases d hrs when we r
Enjoying.....
Monday, November 15, 2010
Murde Aashiq ki Guzarish:-
"Mat nikalo mera Janaza Us Bewafa ki Gali se warna uska Baap kahega
Sasura Marte-Marte bhi 1 chakkar laga gaya". Hahaha
Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.
Santa:''Which of my friend did this?''
Wife got even more upset:
"You think I dont have friends?''
Be happy today,
just enjoy today,
freak out today,
live freely today,
have fun today,
because u neva knows!!!
You might get married TOMORROW.. :-D.. ;-)
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Best thought evr-In love it doesn't matter that u...
his/her life or not. The only thing that matters is you must be the
last.....
life is d hardest school, as u nvr knw wat level of class u r in, wat exam u wil hv next and u
exam u wil hv next and u cant cheat bcz nobody else wil hav d same
question....
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Nice Lines By my heart -"You Are Born Without Anything But ...
my heart -"You Are Born Without Anything But U Die With Ur Name. So
See That Name Must Not b A Word, It Must b A History"
Teacher-home work kita?
Santa-hanji..
Teacher-fil in blank
100 chuhe kha k bili____Chali
Santa-100 chuhe kha k bili tedi-tedi chali
Teacher-Oye murkha tenu pta ni ehda ki jwaab ae?
Santa-tusi mere master ho tan mai lihaj kr gya..
100 chuhe kha k ta bili hil v ni sakdi main ta fer tedi-tedi tor ti..:D
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Guidance is like a small lamp in a tunnel. It
at once but gives enough light for the next step to be safe and
sure....
Bahu-maa ji kal raat meri unse ladaai ho gyi.
Saas-koi baat nhi itna to hr pati patni k bich hota hi h.
Bahu-ji wo sb to thik h par ab laash ka kya karun? :-D
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
People say I'm stone hearted. Yes i'm bcz...
will stay forever, so people who are in my heart will remain there
forever....
Sardar went to Dr wth 2 burnt ears.
Sardar:I ws ironing clothes.D fone rang.I accidntly pickd up d iron
instd of fone!
Dr:And d othr ear?
S:D bastard calld again!
Laxmi G se ULLU ruth K bola-
K bola-
Sab apki puja karte he meri koi nahi!
Laxmi G-abse har sal meri puja se 9 din purv ullu puje jayege!
Or
tbse bna.
KARVACHAUTH!
santa-jara dekh to bahar suraj niklaa ya nhi?
hai, santa-to torch jala kar dekh le kaamchor....
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Santa ki biwi uske driver ke sath bhag gayi...
Banta: bhai ab kya karoge?
Santa: karna kya hai, gari khud chalaunga!
Don't trust money bcz it gives bed but not ...
not mind, it gives luxuries but not happiness so transfer it to my
account....
Bf is lyk panipuri always tasty. lover is lyk ...
husband is lyk daliya no other option but gud for health.
ek pandit nyi swift car laya, swift car k peeche likhwaya
AANE DO' peeche se truck ne thok diya, truck par likha tha 'AAYA
SAAWAN JHOOM KE'.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Best lines of lyf.....
"it is nt imp 2 go 2 heaven after we leave,
but it is imp 2 create heaven b4 we leave...."
gd evng.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Baap ne bete ki talashi li
Cigrate
Daru ki botal
Ladkiyo k no.
Sab nikle
Baap Ne bahut mara:
kub se Chal rha hai ye sab?
Beta Rote hue:
Papa ye apki jacket hai.
Friday, November 5, 2010
॥ॐ॥सुख,शान्ति एवं समृध्दि की मंगलकामनाओं के साथ आप एवं आप के परिजनोँ को Deepawali की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं॥ॐ॥.
को Deepawali की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं॥ॐ॥.
Accept our heartfelt GOOD WISHES wrapped in
sent with a PRAYER to keep U & Ur Family JOYFUL PROSPERUS & HAPPY
HAPPY DIWALI
Thursday, November 4, 2010
As the candlelight flame, Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
As the mountain high, U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.
There is always somthing warm n bright, abt this time of year, when evrything has a
evrything has a special glow, and hearts are full of cheers, dats why,
this special greetings come ur way to wish u al lifes best on DIWALI..
Merge yourself in this light of lights and enjoy
brightest of lights...happy deepawali tö u and ur family.
May God bless u with best of health,power,
are always in a position to help any one in need and have blessing and
good wishes from every one- Happy Diwali
We live in cruel world?
Where,
Poor peoples walk miles and miles to earn food.
&
Rich peoples walk miles and miles to digest food !
Gud night !
Agar Columbus married hota to kabhi America discover na kar paata,
kyun ki Uss se kissi ne nahi puchha,
1-Kahan ja rahe ho ?
2-kyun ?
3-kis ke saath ?
4-mai bhi chalungi ?
5-wapis kab aaoge ?
6-Ghar reh ke hi discover kar lo
7-meri maa ko hi le jao
8-mere liye kya laoge ?
9-pahunch ke fone zaroor karna
10-Wapsi mein sabzi lete aana !!
Lovely Message: A soldier fights not because he HATES the one in front of him..
A soldier fights not because he HATES the one in front of him..
But because he LOVES the people behind him !!!GOODMORNING
Tum dosti ka wo DAG ho. jise hum TIDE se dho nahi sakte.
jise hum TIDE se dho nahi sakte.
RIN se saaf nahi kar sakte.
SURF EXEL se mita nahi sakte.
Kyuki.........
"kuch DAG" achhe hote he...
A man goes into a bank & robs money. He turns 2 a customer:
He turns 2 a customer:
"Did u see me rob dis bank?"
"Yes sir, I did." The robber den shot him dead.
He den turns to a couple & asks the man, "Did u c me rob dis bank?"
"No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Moral -Wen Opportunity knocks, MAKE D BEST USE OF IT ;-)
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Wish you and your family a very bright and happy Diwal
bring more health, wealth and prosperity to you and family -
Monday, November 1, 2010
Ingredients
Spinach - 500 gms
Onions - 5 medium sized
Garlic - 2-3 flakes
Cooking oil - 6-7 tbsps(butter as per choice)
Cummin seeds - 1 tbsp
Paneer - 150-200 gms
Salt to taste
Garam Masala, Geera Powder, Chilli Powder, vinegar
Method
1.Cook the spinach in water.
2.Drain the water and then make puree of the spinach leaves.
3.Cut 4 of the onions finely and saute them till transparent.
4.Grind the other onion and the garlic flakes to a fine paste.
5.Add this paste to the sauted onions. Also add the puree and the spice
powders. Add some water if necessary.
6.Let boil for a minute or two.
7.Cut the paneer to cubes of desired size (preferably not too small). Fry
this in oil till golden brown,
8.Add this paneer to the prepared palak.
9.Serve hot with rice or rotis
Sri sri: Always remember two things.. Don’t take any decisions when you are Angry
Always remember two things.. Don’t take any decisions when you are Angry. Don’t make any promises when you are Happy. Remember these… for rest of your lives.
You will not walk the same road twice. Your steps can’t be retraced.
You will not walk the same road twice. Your steps can’t be retraced. Tomorrow you will head for some other place… But while you are on this road today, take your chance and work it out. You won’t pass this way again; So make the most out of it today!
Don't stop yourself from doing a deed just cause it's small or only cause just one or few individuals will benefit from it.
Don't stop yourself from doing a deed just cause it's small or only cause just one or few individuals will benefit from it. Just remember, no matter how small the deed; it really does makes a difference. Make a difference today.
HEART TOUCHING STORY....
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Jab maine daru pehli baar pi
Mein apni nazaro mein gir gaya
aur
maine daru chhodne ka faisla kiya
Par
fir
jab
maine
un tamam
daru factory ke
majdoor,
unke biwi bachon ke baare mein socha to meri aankh bhar aayi aur usi
pal faisla kiya ki abhi se
I will drink regularly
Apne liye toh sab jeete hai..kabhi doosro ke liye bi jee kar dekho yaar.
"Daru premi samajsevi bhaiyo ki taraf se janhit me jari".
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Sri sri: Enjoy your own life without comparing....
Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the
bills can cause heart attacks!:-);-)
Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman speaks 30000
But d problem starts
Wen husband comes frm office after finshing his 25000 words
Wife strts her 30000.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the
bills can cause heart attacks!:-);-)
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman ...
But d problem starts
Wen husband comes frm office after finshing his 25000 words
Wife strts her 30000.
Sabhi vivahit Bhai-Bhandhuo se Anurodh hai
Dheeraj se kaam le. Bhukhi Sherni Khatarnak sabit ho sakti hai.:-)
"HAPPY KARVACHOUTH"
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Best Msg from Forest Dept
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Pedo se bhi utna pyar karo jitna pedo ke neeche karte ho
Wat do u call good looking women in Karnataka, Andhra, Tamil nadu n Kerala?
Wat do u call good looking women in Karnataka, Andhra, Tamil nadu n Kerala?
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TOURISTS! ;-)
BEST PJ EVER 2 cockroach ICU Mein ek du$re ke bagal mein Admit the...
2 cockroach ICU Mein ek du$re ke bagal mein Admit the... Pehla
cockroach: "Kya 'Baygon' se...?" Dusra: "Nahi re 'Paragon se'..!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Sri sri: If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
days of sorrow. -
Good morning india
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Being frank is always better than being falsely sweet..
frank in life, we may get lot of true enemies but surely not untrue
friends...
Thursday, October 21, 2010
salesman : sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
santa : nahi, humcockroch ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte, aaj powdr laga
denge to kal deo mangega!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KID:Aunty,Mumy ne ik kauli khand mangi hai.
AUNTY(Hasdi hoi) aa le putt,
Achha hor ki keha mumy ne?
KID:Keha ki je oh Kutti na deve ta naldi Kanjri ton le ayi
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Aapki or meri dosti kaisi hai? JAN.,FEB,MAR, APR,MAY,JUNE, JULY,AUG,SEP, OCT,NOV,DEC. choose any one......
JULY,AUG,SEP, OCT,NOV,DEC. choose any one......and reply me. I will
send U the answer.
Plz msg me only between these timings:
6am-11:59am
12pm-3:59pm
4pm-7:59pm
8pm-5:59am
Remaining time I was büsy.So plz Cooperate..!!
Aap k khyal se mera face kaisa lgta hai?
Aap k khyal se mera face kaisa lgta h?
Romantic
Angry
Cute
Bore
Shy
Happy
Lovely
Sad
Sexy
Flirty
Innocent
Naughty..
REpLy mUsT.....
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Anybody can love a rose, but it takes a great deal to love a leaf...!Don't love
but it takes a
great deal to love a leaf...!
Don't love sumone who is beautiful,
but love the 1 who can make Ur life beautiful.
History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi..
very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi k rani wid a neat
diagram & label d parts
A very true but strange quote... Love doesnt start in morning and doesnt end in evening..
doesnt end in evening.. It starts wen u dont need it and ends wen u
need it most...
Osama's son was weak in maths, so osama hired personal tutor for him. Teacher-how will u divide 4 apples among 5 people?
Teacher-how will u divide 4 apples among 5 people? son-kill the extra
man.... So simple
Santa dhobi se-ye t-shirt ulti krke press kar dena
santa-meri t-shirt press ho gyi? dhobi-babuji press kaise krta 3 din
se ulti he nhi aayi..
Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU
chinese said-'ching chong chau mau cha & died.
Sardar went china to know its meaning-"OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA KUTTE"
Monday, October 18, 2010
To, The Khas Frnd, In My Heart.
The Khas Frnd,
In My Heart.
Sub-i miss u lot.
oye,
I beg 2say tht,I m alone just hving ur memories, So kindly Miss me
so dat I Can get a hichki..
Sunday, October 17, 2010
May this Dussehra, wipe out any and every ..
bring light of prosperity, truth and joy to ur life!
Wish you Happy Dussehra.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no Husband...
Husband
but every night
She enjoyed
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DINNER..
Next time don't press too fast. ;-)
Girl-Tum Mujhe Apni Heere k Ring De Do, Main Ring Ko Dekh k Tumhe Yaad kia Karungi..
kia Karungi
Boy-Tum ye Soch k Yaad Kar lena k Kamine ne Ring Nahi di.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Hapy birthday to U, Shocked na.?
din pressure cookr k dhakkan ka aviskar kiya tha.Socha sare dhakkano
ko wish kr du..
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Apple= Vitamins Vitamins=Power Power=Work
Vitamins=Power
Power=Work
Work=Money
Money=Women
Women=Sex
Sex=Aids
Aids=Death
Aur kha Apple..
Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?
Wife: Kisi ko apne Control me kerke apni Marzi ke Kaam karwana
Husband: Chal jhooti use to SHAADI kehte hain
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Doctor:Aab tabiyat kaisi h? Santa-Pehle se jyada kharab h.
Santa-Pehle se jyada kharab h.
Doctor-dawai khali thi?
Santa-Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor-I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa-Ji aapne di to meine le li thi.
Doctor-Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa-Nahi dawai to laal thi.
Doctor-Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa-Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha.
Patient- Muje bemari hai. khane k bad bhookh nahi lagti.
khane k bad bhookh nahi lagti.
Sone k bad Nind nahi aati.
Kam karu to thak jata hun.
Doctor-Sari Rat Dhup me betho Thik ho jaoge.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
If mallika sherawat plays a role of dropadi duryodhan Will say-dushashan,...
say-dushashan,pehna do bhabhi ko sari,hm bhi dekhe ye vastron me kaisi
lgti hai..
Monday, October 4, 2010
Sabse anmol gift agr ap kisi ko dete ho to wo h TIME,
Kyuki ap kisi ko apna TIME dete ho to ap unhe apni zindgi ka wo pal
dete ho jo kabi vapis nahi aata.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Pahuncha hai sms hamara, jane kya gul khilayega
ya yuhi mita diya jayega. Agar gaya kisi sachhe sathi k pas to 1pyara
sa sms zarur ayega.
If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything. - Good morning india
Good morning india
Ye message 46 din baad padhna...
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Bolana
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Abhi nahi padhna
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Nahi manoge
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Tho ye padho
"HAPPY"
"DIPAWALI"
Sabse pahele "WISH" kiya na..
Winning is important to me, but what brings me real..
experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing.
Good morning india
"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its...
Good morning india
Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy
experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing.
Good morning india
LADKI ne Ghar chhoda, Sasural mila...
Ghar chhoda,
Sasural mila.
Bhai chhoda,
Dever mila.
Behan chhodi,
Nanad mili.
Maa-baap chhode,
Sas-Ssur mile.
KYA Chhoda
JO PATI mila..
reply must.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
wen sum1 is so sweet to u, dont expect that ..
the time... bcz even the sweetest choclate also expires...
Titanic Ke Saath Sardar Doob Raha Tha, Aur jor jor se hans raha tha...
Kisine Pucha Kyun Hans Rahe Ho? Srdr: Accha Hua Retrn Ticket Nahi Liya
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Boy:-Mai 4 years ka hu,Aur tum?
Girl:-Mai bhi 4 years ki hu.
Boy:-To fir chal na,
Sharmana kya?
Girl:-Kahaa???.......
Boy: polio Ki dawai pine..!
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
A Very Hairy Dog Bites Banta but he offers him a Biscuit.
Santa: R u mad?
Banta: 1 Baar Pata Chal Jaye Is haramkhor kuttey Ka Muh Kidhar Hai
Phir Iski ma behen ek kerunga.:D
Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote hue, woh kaise?..
hue, woh kaise? Husband: Maikey jaa kar..
Monday, September 27, 2010
1 sharabi mar raha tha to Bhagwan prakat hue aur bole- Koi antim ichcha?
Sharabi- Prabhu.. agli baar Aankh chahe 1 hi dena, par liver 4 dena...
Girl: Hum kahan ja rahe hain? Boy: Long drive!
bataya? Boy: Mujhe bhi abhi pata chala jab break nahi lag rahe..
Ramu apne 16 bachho ke sath dost ke ghar gaya
family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aaye. Ramu: Nahi uska exam
hai..
Mirchi muh ke alaawa or kaha lagti hai?
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Kheto me pagal...
aapka Ulta dimag hamesha ulta hi sochega
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Sas ne apne 3 damadon ki muhabbat aazmane ke liye unke samne dariya me chalang laga di
chalang laga di
Pehle damaad ne use bacha liya, Usko sas ki taraf se car mil gayi.
2nd day yahi drama hua.
2nd damad ne bhi bacha liya,use scooter inam me mila...
3rd day repeated, tisre damad ne socha ki mere liye to ab cycle hi
rahi gayi hai,, Kya zarurat hai bachane ki......
Sas dub gayi..
agle din usi damad ko ""mercediz"" mil gayi,
Sasur ki taraf se ..
Saturday, September 25, 2010
For all my married friends:: D
Having a wife is a part of living.
But living with your wife and having a girlfriend is called The Art of
Living... ;)
Santa-papa 500 rs. de do. papa-kya krega?
account h main b khulwaunga.a. papa-very gud..kaha pe? santa-theke
par...
Wife shoping se aayi or Husbnd ne darwaza khola
Wife=Ye Dabba utha lo
Hus=Isme jarur mere khane ki koi cheez hogi,
Wife=Ha,Mere sandel hai.
Friday, September 24, 2010
Lion sleeps 18 hours a day!
If hardwork is the key to success then donkey would have been the king
of animals!
This message is dedicated to all my hardworking friends.
Have a nice weekend...
Chuhiya ped pe chadi to bandar ne pucha upr kyo ayi, chuhiya-apple khane.
khane. Bandar-ye to aam ka ped h, chuhiya-saale tu zyada chaudhary mat
ban apple sath layi hu
Shadi k 2 din baad beti phone pe-maa meri unse raat ladai ho gayi hai, Maa..
Maa-beti shadi mai jhagde hote rehte hai, beti- wo to theek hai par ab
laash ka kya karu??
Bhikhari: Saab, pariwar se dur ho gaya hu, Milne k liye 150 Rs ki zarurat h...
Saab: Kahan h tera pariwar?
Bhikhari: Samne PVR me dabang dekh raha h.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
If girl vomits her parents ask-kaun tha wo kamina?
If boy vomits-kamine kaha pikar aya hai?
Moral: no matter whoever vomits
boys r always kamine...
Santa Calld FM Radio:I found Wallet wid 15000Rs,Credit Card
I found Wallet wid 15000Rs,
Credit Card
&
ID Card of Mr.Sharma
Joky:So U want t retrn it?
Santa:Na oye! :p
I want 2 Dedicte Him a Sad Song.!!:D
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Self insult: Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?
Employee (sar jhuka ke): Nahi sir.!!
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho idiot? Meri taraf dekho.:-)
Koi kehta tha advani ki sarkar,..
Koi kehta tha mayawati ki sarkar
koi kehta tha pawar ki sarkar
Par sach to ye hai
Sub ki maar gaya sardar..!!!
Santa ws filing a slambook.He dint knw d meaning of zodiac
previous pg & saw dat smbdy hd wrtn Cancer, so he wrote KIDNEY
FAILURE!!!:-D;-)
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Q- What is the definition of a woman?
Ans- Someone who talks for hours while standing at the door,but wont
sit.because she is geting late.
;-) :-D
Friday, September 17, 2010
Suhag raat mein Santa confuse ho gaya ki Nayi Biwi se kya bole.?
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Akhir mein bola -
Aap ke gharwalo ko malum hai k aap yaha mere sath ho ?
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.......
Railway Toilet mein likha tha: "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha he..!"
"Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha he..!"
Sharma ji ne niche likh ke aaya:
"Bas dho k jaa hi raha hu..!!"
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum. Wah wah.
Wah wah.
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum.
Wah wah..
Arey aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha?
Dhoop nikli aur sookh gaye hum...
Santa Banta's plane catches fire. Only 2 parachutes.
Only 2 parachutes.
Santa Banta take 1 each.
Banta: What about air hostess?
Santa: Fuck her!
Banta: Sachi das, enna time hai?
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Delhi traffic update
to road carpeting work.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Before mariage Boy-I hav bin waitng 4 dis day
Boy-I hav bin waitng 4 dis day
Grl-Do u wnt me 2 leave?
B-NO,dont even think abt it
G-do u luv me?
B-of course
G-Will u ever cheat me?
B-never in my lyf
G-Will u kis me?
B-Every chance I get
G-Wil u hit me?
B-R u crazy
G-CAN I TRUST U?
B-YES
G-SWT HEART
AFTER MARRIAGE
ab niche se uper padho...? :D
Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai ?
GOLU - P.H.D.
Tchr - kya matlab ?
GOLU - Pajama Holding device.
Opration ke bad patient bola: "Doctor sahab Kya ab mai ROG-MUKT hu?"
Samne se Jawab mila: "Beta,Doctor sahab to Dharti pe reh gaye,
Mai to CHITRAGUPT hu.."
This pj might damage your senses to think.. :D
What would you get if a cow dances?
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Guidance:-)...:-D
Every man wants a wife who is Beautiful, Understanding
a Good Cook. But the law allows only ONE!!!
A guy walks into the bar. Guy: 6 double vodka.
Guy: 6 double vodka.
Bartender: Wow!U must hv had 1 hell of a day!!
Guy:Yes..I jst found out dat my eldr brothr is gay.:-D
D nxt day d same guy walks into the bar.
Guy:6 double vodka.
Bartndr:Wat's d prblm today?
Guy:I've just found out dat my youngr brothr is gay 2!:-D
On d 3rd day d guy came to d bar n ordrs another 6 double vodka.
Bartender:Jeese! Doesn't nybody in ur family lyk women?
Guy:Yeah.
My WIFE !!:-
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Delhi traffic update sept 12 2010
Najafgarh, Moti Nagar, Jakhira, New rohtak road, Kamal T-point to
Karolbagh due to heavy water logging.
Tarffic movement is slow at Dhaula Kuan towards Maya Puri Ring Road
due to heavy water logging.
Traffic movement is slow at Chatta Rail under railway bridge near red
fort, Mori Gate towards Tis Hazari, Hanuman setu under flyover, Monkey
Bridge towards Rajghat due to water logging.
Snta: O kudi kinni soni hai. Bnta: Eh kudi
Bnta: Mai aj bank gya c, eh counter te bethi c. Agge name plate te
likhya c " CHALU KHAta..
Friday, September 10, 2010
BeWajah kisi ko Sataya Nahi Karte,U Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi Karte..
SANSE Chalti Ho AAPKE KHooN se. ALLOUT Jalakar Unhe Bhagaya Nahi
Karte. :D
Santa-Simla ja rha hu, Raste me biwi ko khai me gira duga
Banta: Meri b leja,Use b gira dena
Santa:Thik h,Agr tu bura na mane to use vapsi me gira du;-)
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Take Life Your Way Remember you are born to live. Don’t live because you are born!....
Take Life Your Way Remember you are born to live. Don't live because you are born! Don't go the way life takes you… Take life the way you go!!
Santa kafi tym baad pind gaya, Pind di jamin to miti fad k te sung k bolea,'Pind di miti di ..
bolea,'Pind di miti di khushbu hi vakhri aa'.Banta:Kanjra dhyan nal
vekh eh sukhi SHIT aa..
Monday, September 6, 2010
$ This puzzl joke can evn dmge ur nervous system:D
Who is the leadr of ducks?
:-?
Ans. Frog
Y?
Bcoz Frog is
'Mainduck'$
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Life mein,ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.......
Cream biscuits main cream hota h
par
Tiger biscuits main Tiger nahi hota.Gn:-) Tink tink tiding;-)
Friday, September 3, 2010
Sri Sri: Everywhere you see in this creation, there is divine love.
Love is the highest, the greatest and the simplest force.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Beeti huyi zindagi ki kuchh itni si kahani hai..
Beeti huyi zindagi ki kuchh itni si kahani hai..
Kuch hum khud barbaad hue.Kuch ITM ki meharbani hai......
"Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures....
our failures to achieve the things we wanted, we look ahead to the
time we have left to us. Our children are gaining life, and our
parents are losing it."
Good morning india
Whenever u r depressed,confused or Hurt Dont worry.Stand in front of d...
mirror u wil find d best person who wil solve ur prblms.So Trust
urself.Gd.Mrng
Friend.! Who are they ?
Who are they ?
The one who holds ur hand in a crowd, which is against u.
"Tu tension mat le,
Hm sambhal lenge sab"
The one who tap ur back, when u r wrong.
"I knw it,aise ghaple bas tu hi kar sakta hai"
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The one who do evrything for u, but then refuses to take thanks.
"Ab ye formality ka natak mat kar"
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The one who msg u, saying
"abey rply to kar
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The one who make u smile & stop ur tears & hmslf/hrslf start crying.
"Aankh me bhi abhi he kachra girna tha, aur tu band kr ab apna ye radio"
Send dis to all ur friends,even to those who are not in touch or who r
far away from u,like i did..
:-)
Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband. Santa replies : That’s me, whenever anyone is..
Santa replies : That's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my
neighborhood, they say I'm responsible!
So be responsible !!!
Good morning naughty Sunday !
Sri Sri: Wisdom and truth bring faith, not belief. When you...
something, you have faith. When you don't know, you start believing.
Murli Manohar,Brij ki dharohar,Wo Nandlala Gopala hai,Bansi ki dhun pr sab dukh harne wala hai...
sab dukh harne wala hai,Sab milkar machaye dhum ki Krishna aane wala
hai..Happy janmastmi
A drink decreases 5min of life and a smile increases 10 min of life..Moral
life..Moral from this."Ek hansta hua sharabi kabhi nahi marta" So
Cheers :-D
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Sri Sri: Weigh your words before you speak them out. They are the pearls...
pearls of your life. Don't throw them; don't lose them for nothing.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Media ask to Abhisek- What is diffrnce betwen new n old umraojaan?
What is diffrnce betwen new n old umraojaan?
Abhi:-Not a big diffrenc,Nayi se apni setting or purani se papa ki.
Arz hai..Bhains ki poonch yuhi nahi hoti gaur farmaiyega Bhains ki poonch yuhi nahi hoti..
gaur farmaiyega
Bhains ki poonch yuhi nahi hoti
woh bhi ek zariaya hai
Aabru chupane ka
Monday, August 30, 2010
Sri Sri: The moment you sing in gratitude, in glory of the divine, it immediately dawns in..
immediately dawns in you and fills you up again.
Sri Sri: Attention is not love. In fact, when there is too much love,...
there isn't any attention.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Spicy Rava idli
INGREDIENTS
I Rava: 1kg I Refined oil: 3-4 tbs I Mustard seeds: 1/2 tsp I ginger
(chopped): 1 tsp I green chillies (chopped): 2 tsp I curry leaves
(chopped): 25 gms I cashew nuts: as desired I Gram dal: approx 50 gms
I curd: 1 1/2 ltr I soda: a pinch I coriander leaves: a bunch I salt
to taste.
METHOD I In a kadai,heat about 3-4 tablespoons of oil.
I Add mustard seeds,gram dal,cashew nuts,green chillies,ginger and
curry leaves in that order.Fry all the above ingredients for a minute
or two.
I Then add the semolina (rava) and toss till ingredients are
mixed.Continue to cook until the rava changes colour and emits a light
roasted aroma.
I Remove from fire and allow the mixture to cool.
I A couple of minutes before steaming the idlis,place the cooled
mixture in a vessel.Add curd,a pinch of soda,salt to taste and a bunch
of coriander leaves and mix well.Take care to see that no lumps
remain.
I Fill the idli cups/moulds with the batter and cook the idlis in an
idli cooker for about 10 minutes.
I The idlis are ready to serve.Served best with coriander chutney and
potato sagoo (sabji)
Sri Sri: The circumference is the devotee, the center is the Divine and the center is no center
and the center is no center without the circumference.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Sri Sri: Do anything 100%; that will free you and would give you a sense
sense of fulfilment.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Mohabbat Bhara Sher Hai, Gaur Farmaiyega:D
Gaur Farmaiyega:
"Jab Yaad Uski Aaye To Toilet Me Baith K Ro Lena".
"Jab Dibba Aansu Se Bhar Jaye,To Usi Se hi..... Dho Lena.
Wah.Wah.
The only two things a man cannot hide: That he is drunk, and that he is ..
is in love...
Mareez: Mujhe Ajib c Bimari Ho Gai Hai Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi deta..
Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta...
Hakim: Ye Bimari Nahi, Tum par Allah Ki REHMAT Hai....$
Sri Sri: Take it 4 granted that d Divine loves u very dearly
love 4 d Divine becomes unconditional & complete. All complaints drop
away from ur head
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Sri Sri: Nature loves you. That's why you are still breathing. The day the air stops loving you, your..
the air stops loving you, your nose will be blocked, and you will go
under the ground
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Life me Hamesha... Haste Raho,
Haste Raho,
Muskurate Raho,
Gaate Raho,
Gungunate Raho;
Taki Aapko Dekh Kar
Logo ko Pata hi Nahi Lage
K Aap...
'MARRIED' Hai.
Mandir me Pujari Purush hee q hote hai?? :-O
Socho Socho!!
arey!
Esliye..
Taaki Bhakt Bhagwan par dhyan de sake..
;-)
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Sri Sri: The Guru doesn't have any of his own ideas; he is just like a mirror- reflecting ur
mirror- reflecting ur innermost Self. He certifies what u are.
Sri Sri: Don't evaluate yourself. When you stop evaluating yourself
that in itself is a sign of progress.
Monday, August 23, 2010
2 ladkiyan ladai kar rahi the, hungama mcha rkha tha.
1 ladki- ye mujhe de do,
2nd ladki-nhi dungi jo krna h krle,<<-$
fir dono aur jayda ladne lagi,
fir kya??
meri photo fatt gai...
CRAZY girlz:-):-)
Sri Sri: If your heart is fully opened, you cannot find fault with anyone because you will
anyone because you will see everyone as part of yourself.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Ye 1drawani khani h, kamjor dil wale ise na padhe
Barsat ki 1raat me 1old aadmi hath me 1kitab liye bechne k liye khda tha
1aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- me kharid li
Old aadmi ne kitab de k kha- jb tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka "LAST
PAGE" mat dekna
Aadmi ne kitab puri padh li lekin
dar k karan last page nhi khola
1din usse rha nhi gya
aur last page khol k dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya..
last page par likha tha
MRP=30/-
<1/2> daru k vjah se barbaad ek sharabi ne kasam li or ghar se daru k bottle fekne laga-1st fek kar bola-teri vajah se meri nokri gaye.
bottle fekne laga-1st fek kar bola-teri vajah se meri nokri gaye,2nd
fekte bola-teri vjah se mera ghar bika,3rd fekte bola-teri vjah se
meri biwi chali gayi,4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli to bola-tu side
me ho ja isme tera koi kasur nhi hai :D
Simple Potato Cake
Ingredients
3 large potatoes
45
1 capsicum
1/2 cup grated cheese
1/2 cup bread crumbs
1/2 cup milk
1red chilli crushed
2 tsp butter
1 tbsp. plain flour
Method
1.The potatoes will turn out best if boiled and refrigerated overnight
before using.
2.Do not peel potatoes. Slice into thin rounds or grate coarsely.
3.Deseed capsicum and slice into thin rounds
4.Heat a thick nonstick pan about 5" diameter.
5.Meanwhile mix cheese, milk, crumbs, flour and chilli.
6.If mixture feels thin, add some more bread crumbs.
7.Add salt to taste. Apply 1 tsp. on bottom of pan.
8.Arrange potatoes to cover the pan. Top with capsicum.
9.Pour the mixture all over evenly. Level to cover all the potatoes.
10.Sprinkle fresh ground pepper, salt and simmer on low till bottom is
golden brown.
11.Flip over very carefully with a wide sharp spatula, and roast the other side.
12.Let in the remaining butter around the edges to seep down.
13.Let other side become golden brown too.
14.Flip on serving plate and make sections with a knife.
15.Serve hot and crisp.
Variation: Bake the same if desired, instead if roasting.
Making time: 40 minutes
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Sri Sri: When there is reverence, there is love.
a lot of practices, in order to enjoy the true divine love.
Sri Sri: Trying various ways to realize your self, without love will not be fruitful
not be fruitful. Love yourself and others, to truly realize yourself.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Durio Ki Na Parvah Kijiye.
DIL Jab B Pukare Bula Lijiye.
Hum Dur Nahi Zayada Apse,
Bas 2 Bottle KingFisher Aur namkin Mangwa Lijiye....
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Sri Sri: Stop wanting love- The want simply takes you away from love. Give love and you will get..
Give love and you will get love in abundance.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Sri Sri: Offer the desires that have arisen in you..
peaceful and happy- instantaneously.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Sri Sri: When Search for pleasure ceases, you experience enlightenment and when your..
and when your search for enlightenment also ceases, you experience
divine love.
Aazad bharat k nikammo jb fship day tha to 25 din pahle advance main...
wish krne lge the or aaj 15 AUG h, to uska kuch nhi. HAPPY
INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Santa apni 6 months ki baby ki aawaz record kar raha tha.
Biwi ne pucha-Iska kya karoge?
Santa-Jab ye badi ho jayegi to ise suna kar, iska matlab puchunga.
Sri Sri: Dont judge others,look at urself, u too have flaws and the divine has accepted...
divine has accepted you with all your flaws.It doesn't judge u. Who r
r to judge others?
Friday, August 13, 2010
Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup.
within, it shows on your face and U become beautiful.
"The first step toward change is awareness. The second step...
Good morning
Kid: Mummy kal raat jadu hua. Maine bathroom ka darwaja khola aur light apne aap jal gayi.
light apne aap jal gayi. Maa: Uff! Tu fir fridge mein susu kar aaya?
Santa- Tera Baap Dr Hai Aur Tu bimar ho gaya, Sharm Ki Baat He..
Banta: Sharm Ki Bat To Ye H Ki Tera Bap condom beChta hai or Tu phir
bi Paida Ho gaya saale..!
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Sri Sri: Beauty doesn't come by makeup.
within, it shows on your face and U become beautiful.
Maths teacher to our brilliant santa-how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 ppl equally?
among 6 ppl equally? santa-juice bana k de do na madam.
master-2 me se 2 gye kitne reh gye?
Master-beta tumare pass 2 roti hai, tumne dono khali, tumare pas kya
bacha? santa-sabji?
Sri Sri: Being happy or unhappy is in our mind.
habit of being unhappy, then being unhappy has become a part of Ur
nature.
santa sabji lene gya, sabjiwala sabji par pani chidak raha tha.
intzar krta rha. Jab kafi der ho gai to bola-agr inhe hosh aa gya ho
to 1 kilo tol de
ABCD aati hai Agar ati bhi hogi,to aisi nahi aati hogi with daru :D
A-ARISTOCRATE
B-BAGPIPER
C-CONTESSA
D-DIRECTOR SPL
E-8 P.M.
F-FOSTER
G-GREEN LABLE
H-HAYWARDS
I- IMPERIAL BLUE
J-JONIE WALKER
K-KING FISHER
L-LIME DROP
M-MUGAL MONARCH
N-NIC0LAS N.1
O-OLD MONK
P-PETER SCOT
Q-QEENLAN
R-ROYAL STAG
S-SIGNATURE
T-TEACHER'S SPL
U-UNI BOUL
V-VAT 69
W-WHITE MISS CHIEF
X-XXX RUM
Y-YANKEY
Z-ZINGARO
"
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
2 Boys wr follwin 2 Gals
Each gal took rakhi & tied 2 der hands & askd dem "wht wil u do nw?"
1Boy 2 another-Dude,U marry my sis,I'l marry Ur sis..;-)
Fwd: Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he resides in us.
Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as heresides in us. Thus mind is not charmed by God.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Sri Sri: The mind is charmed by distance. God is nearest to us, as he resides in us.
resides in us. Thus mind is not charmed by God.
santa's gf-meri maa tumhe bahut pasand krti hai
thought-kuch b ho jaye shadi to main tujse hi karunga
Monday, July 19, 2010
Sri Sri: Forgiveness implies an intention in mistakes committed by others.
compassion.
Sri Sri: Breath is the link between your body
GOLU- yaar suraj raat ko kyo nahi Niklta
MOLU- Kya Pata bhai,
nikalta bhi hoga to Andhera Itna hota hai.
kaha Dikhai Dega
Its not hard to sacrifice something 4 sumone.
Its not hard to sacrifice something 4 sumone.
But its hard to find someone who deserves your sacrifice...
Teacher:Agr Me Teri Ma Hoti To Tuje 2DiN Me Sudhar Deti
HARAMI Student- Madam ME Aaj Hi Jake Apne Bapu Ko BaTata Hu
ki Budhe Teri Lotery Lag Gayi.
Y husbands avoid questions!
Here s d ans. WIFE: Wht wud u do if I die?Wud u gt married again? H: N0
W: Y nt? Don't u like bng married?
H: Ofcourse I do.
W: Thn Y wudn't u remarry?
H: Ok,ok, I'd gt married again.
W: Wud u live in our house
H: Yes its a gr8 house.
W:Wud u let her drive my car?
H: Yes its almost new
W: Wud u giv her my jewelry?
H: No m sure she wd want her own
W: Wud she wear my shoes
H: No her size is 6
W: --silence-
H: 'shit'....!!!
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Principal:class k sab bachhe time se aa jate hai
Friday, July 16, 2010
Sri Sri: Attaining the highest
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Chalo jaldi betho
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[_(@)______(@)
Peep
Peep
Chalo jaldi betho
Abhi or kanjoos bhi
Uthane hain,
SMS hi nahi karte
Sabko naale
me fainkna hai.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Pesh hai india ki dhamaka macha dene wali "ringtone"
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Save kar lena .. Pasand aai
Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: Then why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: Well, that's not prohibited.
Beta-Papa agar apko pta chale ki me 1st Divison paas hua
Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai?
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!
/) )\, ,/) )\,
L L L L
Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!
Jo Log jaagne wale hain,
unhe Good Morning
bol kar aate hain..
GOOD MORNING.
Sri Sri: The nature of joy is to share
Friend- After 70 yrs u still call ur wife darling
Killer joke! :D
3 sardar picnic par gae whan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhul gye Decide kia k sab se chota sardar ja kr pepsi le aye,
sardar:Main is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tk smose nhi khaoge Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzr gya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gae
2no ne socha k ab smose kha lne chahye
Jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k piche se nikal k bola. "AISE KAROGE TOH ME NAHI JAWUNGA.
A Woman was Kidnapped
"I want More Proof;-)
Men r very kind while woman r very mean...
Proof-Most of d woman dont like to help unknown male.
But all men r always there to help any unknown female !!;-)
4 Most Un-defined Things of Girls-
1) "Tum Na Bahut WO HO"
(now who the Hell is 'WO'?)
2) "Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi".(no one will never know what was their 'UMEED')
3) "Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe" (Khud Tok-Tok ke Badalti Hain, then say "THIS") 4) "Sach Batana Main kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon"-(with no other option left, boys have to say "Beautiful"):-)...
Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1
Teacher: d ans is 4 but i like d way u think.
Johny: i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating icecream. one licking, one biting n one suckin, which one is married.
Teacher in sweat n nervousnes: well, d one sucking d cone.
johny: no, d one wid wedding ring on her finger. But i like d way u think mam.
Teacher asks johny: if dere were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1
johny: none, as othrs vil fly away.
Teacher: d ans is 4 but i like d way u think.
Johny: i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating icecream. one
licking, one biting n one suckin, which one is married.
Teacher in sweat n nervousnes: well, d one sucking d cone.
johny: no, d one wid wedding ring on her finger. But i like d way u think mam.
Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection
Sri Sri: The moment you feel a connection
been connected.Otherwise you won't come near this knowledge, this path
1st time Joke about sardarni
BREAKNG NEWS: All ATMs in Punjab r jammed & not working. Bcoz,all Sardarnies put hair pin in machine when it said
"Enter ur PIN".
Sri Sri: You can feel love.
Sri Sri: Don't think-I have many duties
Sri Sri: A devotee is not there even for
Sri Sri: Worry is a product of loving something
Sri Sri: Worry is a product of loving something
that is not eternal.
Sri Sri: In your innermost Self
Sri Sri: In your innermost Self
not different from God..
Monday, July 12, 2010
AASMAN ME KAALI GHATA CHHAI HAI,
AAJ FIR SE GHARWALI SE MAAR KHAI HAI,
DIL TO KARTA HAI..SUDHAR JAU MAGAR..,
KAMVALI AAJ FIR BHIG KE AAI HAI...
AASMAN ME KAALI GHATA CHHAI HAI,
AAJ FIR SE GHARWALI SE MAAR KHAI HAI,
DIL TO KARTA HAI..SUDHAR JAU MAGAR..,
KAMVALI AAJ FIR BHIG KE AAI HAI...
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Ek family Sholay dejkh k ayi
Ek family Sholay dejkh k ayi
basanti nach!"child added-"Mummy!is kutte k samne mat nachna."
Sri Sri: You cannot separate the wave from the ocean...
Sri Sri: You cannot separate the wave from the ocean...
seprate ur sprit from god.
Ye zaruri nahi ki aag se jal jaye insaan.
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Log to humare style se bhi jal jate hain.B-)
Ye zaruri nahi ki aag se jal jaye insaan.
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Log to humare style se bhi jal jate hain.B-)
Who's A Woman ?
One Who Can See A Hair Of A Girl On Their Husband's Coat From 20 Meters Away.. But Can't See A Pillar From 2 Meters Away While Parking A Car..!
Who's A Woman ?
One Who Can See A Hair Of A Girl On Their Husband's Coat From 20 Meters Away..
But Can't See A Pillar From 2 Meters Away While Parking A Car..!
Kya Ap Hamare Taraf Se Aane Wale SMS's Se Pareshan Hai?
To Uthaiye Apne Phone Ko Aur De Mariye Diwar Pe,
"Na Rahega PHONE na Bajegi TONE...
Kya Ap Hamare Taraf Se Aane Wale SMS's Se Pareshan Hai?
To Uthaiye Apne Phone Ko Aur De Mariye Diwar Pe,
"Na Rahega PHONE na Bajegi TONE...
What is a Mobile?
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R u luking for answer?
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Ye hath me kya ganti Pakdi hai?
By GOD Kaise kaise Namune hai
Ye hi mobile hota hai
What is a Mobile?
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R u luking for answer?
.
Ye hath me kya ganti Pakdi hai?
By GOD Kaise kaise Namune hai
Ye hi mobile hota hai
Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi..
Kabhi 15 Minute Mein Mooh Mein Leti To Kabhi 20 minute Mein..
Paas Bethe aadmi Ko Taav Aa Gaya..
Usne Botal Uthai Aur Puri Ek Ghuut Me Pee Gaya Aur Bola..
Aise Pee Jati He..
Budiya Boli..
Beta Me To Pan Kha kar Thuk Rahi Thi.gm
Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi..
Kabhi 15 Minute Mein Mooh Mein Leti To Kabhi 20 minute Mein..
Paas Bethe aadmi Ko Taav Aa Gaya..
Usne Botal Uthai Aur Puri Ek Ghuut Me Pee Gaya Aur Bola..
Aise Pee Jati He..
Budiya Boli..
Beta Me To Pan Kha kar Thuk Rahi Thi.gm
A Boy got a job in a Girl's Hostel
After One month, Warden asked: why didn't U come for ur Salary? Boy said: Kya bat kr Rhe ho Salary bhi milegi?
A Boy got a job in a Girl's Hostel
After One month, Warden asked: why didn't U come for ur Salary? Boy
said: Kya bat kr Rhe ho Salary bhi milegi?
If U Care 4Me-I Care 4U
U Mis Me-I Mis U
U Msg Me-I Msg U
U Tease Me-I Tease U
U Gussa-I Gussa
U 4Get Me-
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Na munna Na
Im Diffrent
i'll Shoot U:-)
If U Care 4Me-I Care 4U
U Mis Me-I Mis U
U Msg Me-I Msg U
U Tease Me-I Tease U
U Gussa-I Gussa
U 4Get Me-
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Na munna Na
Im Diffrent
i'll Shoot U:-)
1 Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko 12th pass karwayi
1 Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko 12th pass karwayi
Uski Govt.job b lagwa di Ab aur kya karu?Dusra Sardar-Achha sa ladka
dekh k shadi b karde.
1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya
8ve din pucha kya khaoge?
Aadmi bola: khet dikha do mai khud hi char aaunga.
On 7/11/10, karam dhawan wrote:
> 1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya,Uski sasu ne use 7din tak subah-sham paalak ka > saag khilaya.
> 8ve din pucha kya khaoge?
> Aadmi bola: khet dikha do mai khud hi char aaunga.
>
1 Aadmi-sasuraal gya
saag khilaya.
8ve din pucha kya khaoge?
Aadmi bola: khet dikha do mai khud hi char aaunga.
A woman in a Jewellers store
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, whats the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shit when I'll tell U the Price"
A woman in a Jewellers store
Beautiful Diamond ring.She looks round, embarrassed, & sees the
salesman standing behind her.Totally professional, (DDG) he says,
"Good day Madam, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her 'accident', she asks "Sir, whats
the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers,
"Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shit when I'll
tell U the Price"
Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know:p
On 7/11/10, karam dhawan wrote:
> Test message
>
Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know
Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki.. "Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know
Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki..
"Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know
Height of respect :-
Hum sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aate hai ki kahin teacher ye na kahen ki..
"Dekho aaj k bachche bado ko jawab dete hai"
Sanskaar u know
Saturday, July 10, 2010
BABY: Mom, Kya aap bhi raat ko meri tarah PANTY me SuSu karti ho?
:Nahi beta par aisa kyu puchha ?BABY:To phir raat me Papa aapki PANTY
kyu Utarte hai?
Sri Sri: When you see beauty or fall in love
to possess it, have it. When you get it, it looses its significance.
Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,
Mausam-e-tohin se kubul muflis na ayega,
Maktul-e-wafa ko mahrum na ayega.
Waat lag jayegi,
par ye sher samajh na ayega
Deadly pj.. Dr.:Medical Report ye hai ki aapki
KIDNEY Fail Ho Chuki Hai
Santa:kutte,Saale..Jhuthe
Meri KIDNEY Kabi exam dene ni gai
to fir fail kaise hui..
Friday, July 9, 2010
1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me
Sher kaha :- "Kya Qayamat hai Kya Majburi hai, itne Pas Reh ke Bhi
kitni Doori hai!"
Lecturer, in Medical Collge-Sex me Condom
fark nahi padta...Girl Studnt-Polythene mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos
Kamine,Tab pata chalega
Teacher-Late Kyo Aae Ho?
Snta-Bhains(buflow) Ko Saand K Pass Le Gya Tha
TCher-Ye Kam Tera Baap Nhi Kar Sakta?
Santa-Kr To Skta Tha Pr Saand Jyada Achha Krta h.
R u Mail or Femail?
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho ;-)
Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA
Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA,TE RAAT NU Nend Ni
ANDI, Kyuki SCHOOL VICH KUrIYA GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vich ik VI NAHI
HAI,TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH
KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,
SANTA
Sri Sri: Imposing your own views
"viparyayah" (wrong knowledge).
Sardar: Baju K Ghar Se IODEX Mang K la.
Wife: Wo Log Nahi Denge.
Sardar: Haan..!
Bade Kanjus aur bade Kamine Log Hai.. Chal.. Apni Hi Almari Se Nikaal Le.
Every girl will not have attraction in her eyes . .
his weakness hidden in some girl's eyes . . .
THAT'S GOD'S CREATIVITY. . .:-)
Xtreme Kamina Bacha!
Son:papa Apki Love Marriage hui thi naDad: Yes par tmhe kese pta?Son: Q K Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka farq hai
Santa: sir meri wife kho gai hai
Postmaster : this is a post office not a police station. sardar:kya
karu? kahan jau? khushi ke maare kuchh samaj me nhi aa rha
Kisi ko fikar h meri.?
< ) ) >
_//_Kisi ko fikar h meri.?
Ehsaas hai mera.?
Bas mai hi SmS karu..?
Mujhe SmS kon krega?
Had hoti hai intejar ki bhi...
"A good example has twice the value
Good morning india
In each single day we smile and laugh
God after every smile but we do blame him 4 every tear we
cry.Think..!!! Good morning
अंडे का चिल्ला (Fluffy egg omelette chilla )
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