Husband wife sms: The nightmare birthday gift!!

The nightmare birthday gift!!

Its Jim's birthday, so his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club.

At the club -

DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you?

WIFE: How does he know you?

JIM: We play Golf together!

BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim?

WIFE: And how does he know you?

JIM: He's on the Bowling Team!


HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim?


The Wife storms out...... dragging Jim with her, into a taxi!


TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel? 😷😋😄